Bizni o'limgacha qism qismlarining ro'yxati - List of Till Death Us Do Part episodes
Bu qismlar ro'yxati BBC televideniesi uchun sitcom O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz tomonidan Jonni Spayt, 1965 yil 22 iyuldan 1992 yil 3 aprelgacha efirga uzatilgan, shu jumladan O'limgacha ... va Kasallik va sog'liqda.
O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz
Avvalgi qismlar oq-qora rangda ishlab chiqarilgan; 3-seriyadan keyingi barcha qismlar rangli. 4-seriyadan oldingi deyarli barcha epizodlarning asl videofilmlari bo'lgan artdi, garchi ba'zi epizodlarning to'liq yoki qisman yozuvlari topilgan bo'lsa ham. Yozuvlar 4-seriyali va undan keyingi barcha seriyalarda mavjud.
Uchuvchi qism
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz | 1965 yil 22-iyul | Maykni yangi uyga depozit olishning yagona usuli bu pulni olishdir hayot sug'urtasi Alf bo'yicha siyosat. | Epizodi sifatida efirga uzatilgan Komediya uyi. Faqat bir parcha borligi ma'lum. Gretchen Franklin boshqasini o'ynaydi. |
1-seriya
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Argumentlar, tortishuvlar | 1966 yil 6-iyun | Garnett uyidagi dam olish kunlari qatorlar bilan belgilanadi va qahramon odatda Alf. Siyosat bo'ladimi, oila, ichkilikbozlikmi yoki futbol bo'ladimi, uning fikri juda kam, umuman olganda, uning sabr-toqatli rafiqasi Else va kuyovi Maykning fikri. | Yozuv 2002 yilda topilgan. Ushbu qism qo'shimcha qism sifatida kiritilgan To'liq 1974 seriyasi DVD. |
| Soch ko'tarish | 1966 yil 13-iyun | Alf u Maykning uxlab yotganida kalning boshiga yuz chizganini va pabga qarab ketayotganini tushunmaydi. | 2014 yil 4-fevral kuni nashr etilgan - YouTube kanal: faqat audio. |
| Unda muhabbat uyi | 1966 yil 20-iyun | Bu Else va Alfning yigirma beshinchisi to'y yilligi Garchi Alf unutgan bo'lsa va Mayk unga xotiniga topshirish uchun sovg'a qilishni topshirgan bo'lsa, Alf minnatdor emas. Mayk va Rita Alf va Elzeni Vest-Enddagi chiroyli joyda kechki ovqatga olib ketishadi. Ammo Alf mast bo'lib qoladi va Mayk hisob-kitob uchun etarli mablag 'yo'qligini aniqlaydi. | 2007 yil 22 oktyabrda nashr etilgan - YouTube kanali (video va audio) etti qismdan iborat bo'lib, "Kumush to'y yilligi" nomi ostida. |
| Murosasizlik | 1966 yil 27-iyun | Alfning irqchi g'azablari uni qabul qilishga olib keladi qora ko'z Shotlandiyadagi kubok final uchrashuvida. | 2014 yil 4-fevral kuni nashr etilgan - YouTube kanali: faqat audio. Keyin 2016 yilda topilgan to'liq epizod. |
| Ikki hojatxona? ... Bu Posh! | 1966 yil 4-iyul | Mayk Alfni uyni sotishga va yangi kattaroq zamonaviy uy sotib olishga ishontirishga harakat qilmoqda. Biroq, keyinchalik Alf o'z rejalari bilan Maykning egalik huquqiga ega bo'lishini o'z ichiga oladi. | 2014 yil 4-fevral kuni nashr etilgan - YouTube kanali: faqat audio. |
| "Liverpul" dan Sevgi bilan | 1966 yil 18-iyul | Maykning irlandiyalik ota-onasi Garnettlar bilan qolishmoqda, bu Alfning g'ashiga tegdi. | 2014 yil 4-fevral kuni nashr etilgan - YouTube kanali: faqat audio. |
| Klaustrofobiya | 1966 yil 1-avgust | Garnettlar haydashadi Kornuol izolyatsiya qilingan eski kottejda dam olish uchun. | 2014 yil 4-fevral kuni nashr etilgan - YouTube kanali: faqat audio. |
2-seriya
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tinchlik va yaxshi niyat | 1966 yil 26-dekabr | Garnett uyidagi Rojdestvo tushligi tinchlikdan boshqa narsa emas, chunki bu siyosat, Monarxiya, Monarxiya siyosati, dini, jannat yoki do'zax borligi, Rojdestvo pudingini yoqish uchun yoqilg'i va kasalxonaga sayohat. Alf o'z tasodifan yutib yuborgan tangani olib tashlash uchun oxir-oqibat "Kasallikda va sog'liqda" epizodida davom etadi. | Yo'qolgan kadrlar 2009 yilda topilmaguncha, faqat to'liq bo'lmagan yozuv mavjudligi ma'lum bo'lgan. |
| Nikohdan oldin jinsiy aloqa | 2 yanvar 1967 yil | Yashash xonasini qayta jihozlash jinsiy axloqni, shu jumladan Mayk va Ritaning nikohgacha jinsiy aloqada bo'lganligi haqidagi shubhalarni keltirib chiqaradi. Ular Ritaning ota-onasini unday emasligiga ishontirishadi, lekin xonadan chiqishlari bilan Mayk va Rita bu bahsni ochiq qoldirib, kulishni boshlaydilar. Keyin Else Alfga u bilan turmush qurishdan oldin u bilan jinsiy aloqada bo'lganligini eslatadi. Uolli Milkman bilan bo'lgan munozarada Xudoning borligi to'g'risida munozaraga olib boriladi, Mayk Uning mavjudligini rad etadi. Fon rasmini tugatish uchun Alf yolg'iz qolgandan so'ng, u tasodifan devor qog'ozi chiziqlarini juda qisqa qilib qo'yganligini tushunadi. Keyinchalik, u oilaning qolgan qismi tashqarida bo'lganida ishni bajarish uchun mahalliy dekorativga pul to'laydi. Else qaytib kelganida, u o'zi tanlagan gul naqshini yoqtirmaslikka qaror qiladi va Alf bo'ron bilan chiqib ketib, "Men pabga tushaman!" bir necha lahzadan keyin qaytib kelishdan oldin, u boshqa dekorativga 8 10 funt sterling to'lab, boshqa pul yo'qligini tushundi. | 2017 yil oktyabrida topilmaguncha yo'qolgan fikr.[1] |
| Istagan vaqtimdan voz kechishim mumkin | 9 yanvar 1967 yil | Mayk shamollab qolgach va sigareta chekayotgani va qaynonasi naycha chekayotgani sababli yo'talib qolganidan keyin uydagilarning ikkitasi chekishni tashlashga va'da berishadi. Har bir inson o'zi uchun har kimdir, chunki kim yutqazsa, chekishni istamasligidan topgan pullarini tegishli turmush o'rtog'iga garovga qo'yishi kerak, Mayk esa yangi topilgan sog'lig'idan chekishni tashlashdan zavqlana boshlaydi. Ammo Alf, Garold Uilson televizorda (Uilson o'stirgan mashhur obraz) va Rita va Else ikkalasi ham chekayotganini ko'rgan holda, kurash olib borishadi va vasvasaga tushishadi. Keyin Alfning miyasi to'lqini bor va uy ahlining qolganlari uning naychasini chekayotganini ko'rishadi, chunki u chekish orqali vatanparvarlik qilyapti, uning mantig'i shundaki, u chekish orqali u Britaniya davlat xizmatlarini qo'llab-quvvatlash uchun qo'shimcha soliq to'laydi. U chekishni vaqtincha tark etishdan saqlagan pullari evaziga Else-ni kechki ovqatga olib chiqadi. Bir marta, stollar Mayk va Ritaga o'girildi, ular ikkalasi ham jim qoldi. | faqat efirdan tashqari audio yozuv mavjud |
| Bulldog zoti | 16 yanvar 1967 yil | Vetnam urushi qurbonlarining xayriya mablag'larini yig'ish uchun tashrif buyurganlar urush - Vetnam, Ikkinchi va Birinchi Jahon urushlari haqidagi munozaralarga sabab bo'ladilar, shundan keyingina Alf dunyo xaritasini ochib, Rossiyaning va hatto Osiyoning qaerdaligini bilmasligini ko'rsatdi. bu. Tabiiyki, bu ish berayotgani uchun Mehnat hukumatiga bog'liq Britaniya imperiyasi. U ushbu uchala urushning sabablarini qo'llab-quvvatlayaptimi yoki yo'qmi degan savolga u Shimoliy Afrikaning cho'llarida Ikkinchisiga bo'lgan vaqtini keltirib, Birinchi va Ikkinchi Jahon urushlarining sabablarini qo'llab-quvvatlamoqda. Keyin tashqarida yuk mashinalari to'xtab, Garnett yashash xonasining derazasiga kiradigan quyosh nurlarini to'sib qo'ydi. Alf va yuk mashinasi haydovchisi o'rtasida tortishuv kelib chiqadi, yuk mashinasi haydovchisi harakat qilishni rad etadi. Hech kim qaramaydi, deb o'ylaganda, yuk mashinasidagi g'ildiraklarni qo'yib yuboradi, faqat yuk mashinasi haydovchisi va politsiyachi uni e'tiborsiz qoldiradi. Politsiyachi unga shinalar uchun nasos uzatadi, Alf unga istamay itoat etadi. Buldog zoti uchun juda ko'p narsa! | faqat efirdan tashqari audio yozuv mavjud |
| Dole ustidagi ikra | 23 yanvar 1967 yil | Mayk, ishdan bo'shaganida, albatta, qichqiradi - bu bundan xursand bo'ladigan narsa emas - ammo hukumat ishsizlik nafaqasi to'lovlari ko'payganligini e'lon qildi. Alfga haftasiga 1 funt sterling to'lash kerakligi bilan bir qatorda ijara uchun haftasiga 5 funt sterling miqdorida milliy yordamni talab qilish bilan birga, Mayk do'sti tomonidan bu narsalar tekshirilayotganligini aytmaguncha, daromadidan mamnun. Uyga qaytgach, Mayk Alf bilan juda yaxshi munosabatda, lekin Rita uning oldiga to'g'ri keladi. Keyin u nima uchun o'z munosabati o'zgarganligini aytib berdi - u Alf hukumatga Mayk haqida xabar bermasligi uchun qaynotasi va uy egasi bilan yaxshi munosabatda bo'lishni xohlaydi. Alf istamay rozi bo'ladi, lekin faqat Mayk unga 5 funt sterlingga ijara puli va haftasiga 2 funt qo'shimcha to'lasa. Shu payt ijaraga berish bo'yicha yordam inspektori eshikni taqillatib, Alfning Maykni juda kambag'al xonasi uchun juda ko'p haq olayotganini va Alfni ijarachilariga nisbatan Raxman uslubida munosabatda bo'lganligi uchun juda ko'p haq olayotganini eshitganidan hayratda qolganini aytdi. Keyin u Alfni er-xotinning boshqa qo'rqitishlaridan ogohlantirib chiqib ketadi. | Faqatgina efirdan tashqari audio yozuv mavjud. |
| Ayolning o'rni uyda | 1967 yil 30-yanvar | Alf hech qanday olov, oila va oziq-ovqat topmaslik uchun ortiqcha ishlaganidan keyin uyiga kech qaytadi. Ma'lum bo'lishicha, oila kinoteatrga tashrif buyurgan, Rita va Else Maykni orqaga qaytarmasdan qaytib kelishadi, u Alfni qoldirib, uchalasi uchun baliq va chiplar do'konida ekanligi aniqlandi. Rita taxminicha, agar Alf mahalliy telefon qutisidan chip do'koniga qo'ng'iroq qilsa (1960 yillarning oxirida ko'plab uy xo'jaliklari, shu jumladan Garnett uyi ham mahalliy telefon orqali qilingan va qabul qilingan qo'ng'iroqlarga tayanib, milliy telefon tarmog'iga ulanmagan). Mayk uchta buyurtmani berishdan oldin u o'z vaqtida o'tishi mumkin - Mayk buyurtma berish uchun navbatda turibdi. Afsuski, Alf telefon orqali qo'ng'iroq qilishda bir nechta muammolarga duch keldi - birinchi navbatda o'spirin qiz va uning sevgilisi o'rtasidagi cheksiz qo'ng'iroq tufayli umidsizlikka tushish, so'ngra o'zaro aloqada dahshatli muammolar yuzaga keldi. Alf taslim bo'ldi va uyiga qaytdi, faqat Mayk o'z uyiga bilmagan holda uchta buyurtma baliq va chiplar bilan kelish uchun. Rita yana baliq va jo'xori do'koniga chiqishga rozi. Keyin Mayk Alfga Rita chiplar do'konidan telefon qutisiga qo'ng'iroq qilib, qanday baliq turini istashini so'raganini aytadi. Ko'proq kesib o'tgan chiziqlar paydo bo'ldi va telefon liniyalari lotereyasidan so'ng, Rita nihoyat otasi kutib turgan qo'ng'iroq qutisiga o'tdi. Alf skeyt uchun buyurtma beradi. Rita uyiga qaytib, chip do'konida baliq to'liq tugaganligini e'lon qilganida, u unga telefon qutisida uning oldida kutib turgan xabar borligini ham aytadi. Alf go'shakni ko'tarib, uni ilgari kesib o'tgan chiziq paytida janjallashgan odamni topdi va o'zini o'rniga Alfning ahmoqona git ekanligini aytdi. | Faqatgina efirga uzatilmagan audio yozuv mavjud. 2016 yilda qayta tiklangan BBC to'rtligi Yo'qolgan sitcomlar mavsumi. |
| Mappologiyani almashtirish aka ishchilar qiroli | 6 fevral 1967 yil | Vindzor gersogi, sobiq qirol Eduard VIIIning surati Alfning sobiq qirolni "mamlakatdagi eng buyuk monarx" deb maqtashiga olib keladi. Keyin u otasi va sobiq qirol The Royal Crown pabida muntazam ravishda ichkilikbozlik qilishgan deb da'vo qilmoqda, u erda ular bir hovli alayni roppa-rosa 8 yarim soniyada tushira oladigan yagona ikki kishi bo'lgan. Boshqasi hikoyaning birinchi yarmini obro'sizlantiradi, ammo Alfning otasining ichimlik qobiliyatiga oid qismga ishonadi. Bu odamni Vindzorning gertsogi deb qayerdan bilishini so'rashganida, Alf har doim naslchilikda royalti ko'rishi mumkinligini da'vo qiladi. "Vest Xem" ga qarshi "Liverpul" va "Liverpul" o'rtasidagi o'yinga chiptalar, har bir jamoaning o'tirishi uchun bitta chiptani o'z ichiga olgan xat. Mayk "Liverpul" chiptasi unga tegishli deb o'ylaydi, ammo Alf chiptalarni tout bozorida sotmoqchi bo'lganida xafa bo'ladi. Mahalliy pabga tashrif buyurish va alkogolning kuchi bilan bir-birlariga nisbatan xafagarchilikni yumshatish Maykning o'rniga Alfni chiptani olishga ruxsat berishga undashiga olib keladi. Uchrashuvda "Liverpul" FK maydonida Mayk va Alf yanada ko'proq mast bo'lishadi va o'sha tunda ular kirib kelishganida, Else va Rita uchrashuvning asosiy voqealarini televizorda tomosha qilgandan so'ng, Mayk divanga qulab tushdi. Alf "Else" ni quchoqlamoqchi bo'lib, "Liverpul" ning g'alabasida Garold Uilsonni ayblamoqda (Garold Uilsonning saylov okrugi - Liverpul okrugi Xyutonda bo'lgan), Mur, Alf Ramsey va Vindzor gersogi bobbi uchun oxir-oqibat erga qulab tushishdan oldin tushdi. | Faqat efirga uzatilgan audio yozuv va bir daqiqadan o'n besh soniyali video lavha mavjud. |
| Kasallikda va sog'liqda | 13 fevral 1967 yil | Alf to'shakda kasal bo'lib, pastki qavatda qolgan oila a'zolari unga e'tibor bermay, televizor tomosha qilishmoqda. Oxir-oqibat, yo'tal bilan kasallangan NHS shifokori, shubhali vakolatga ega bo'lib, keladi va Alfda hech qanday ayb yo'qligini aytadi. Alfning ta'kidlashicha, avvalgi vaziyatda ushbu shifokor bemorga hech qanday yomonlik tashxis qo'ymagan, bemor ko'p o'tmay vafot etgan. Alf mutaxassisga murojaat qilishni talab qiladi va kasalxonaga yotqiziladi, ammo avtobusga borishi kerakligidan xafa bo'lib, tez yordam chaqirilmaydi. Kasalxonada u boshqa hamkasbni qo'rqitadi, rangli hamshiralarning naqadar shafqat ko'rsatayotganidan hayratda qoladi va ertaga Alfda o'tkazilishi kerak bo'lgan operatsiya, shu bilan birga kechasi qanday qilib ko'p brendi ichmaslik kerakligi haqida ikkita jarrohning munozarasini eshitadi. ular qanday qilib golf o'ynashlari uchun ertaga operatsiyani tezlashtirishlari kerak. Qolgan oilalar tashrif buyurishadi, dastlab Alfdan boshqa narsalar haqida suhbatlashishadi, hatto uni e'tiborsiz qoldirishadi. Oxir oqibat Mayk Alfni NHS-dagi tibbiyot mutaxassislari bilan ishlash qobiliyatidan qo'rqish bilan haqorat qila boshlaydi va barcha yuqori darajali xususiy shifokorlar ushbu kasalxonaga - "qassob do'koni" laqabini olgan - kambag'allarga tibbiy muolajalar qilish uchun tashrif buyurishadi, deb da'vo qilmoqda. Alf operatsiya stolida o'lib ketishini o'ylab bezovtalanadi, ammo istamay jarrohlik amaliyotiga boradi. Ertasi kuni hamshira qo'lida Alfning kasalligi bo'lganligi aniqlangan begona narsani - ushbu seriyaning birinchi qismida "Tinchlik va xayrixohlik" da Rojdestvo pudingini iste'mol qilayotganda tasodifan yutib yuborgan tangani qo'yadi. | 2009 yilda BBC film muharriri Grem Uolkerning 16 mm nusxasi topilganida topilgan. |
| Davlat tashrifi | 20 fevral 1967 yil | Alf Rossiya bosh vaziri Kosyginni Garning Uilson tomonidan Dauning-stritga taklif qilinganidan g'azablanmoqda. Buyuk Britaniyaning Komissiyalarga sotayotganiga ishongan Alf, norozilik bildirish uchun Elnni Dauning-stritga sayohat qilishga, so'ngra saroyda saroy hazratlari bilan uchrashishga qaror qildi! | 2009 yilda BBC film muharriri Grem Uolkerning 16 mm nusxasi topilganida topilgan. |
| Alfning dilemmasi (aka televizorni tozalash) | 1967 yil 27 fevral | Garnett uyida tinch tushdan keyin Mayk va Alf ikkalasi ham o'zlarining yangi kitoblarini o'qidilar, Else va Rita esa o'zlarining erlari nima o'qiyapti, deb zerikib o'tirishdi. Alf televizor axloqi, qasam ichish, kufrga qarshi kurash, zo'ravonlikka qarshi kurashchi tomonidan yozilgan "Televizorni tozalash" kitobini o'qiyotganidan so'ng paydo bo'ladi. Meri Uaytxaus. Maykdan ham, Ritadan ham uni mazax qilganlaridan so'ng ("U millatning axloqiy tolasini qondirish uchun u xavotirda!"), Axloqiy me'yorlari Uaytxus xonim va janob Garnettning qarama-qarshi qarama-qarshiligida bo'lgan Alf, bu bilan kurashmoqda diareya, u kun bo'yi azob chekmoqda. U hojatxonaga shoshiladi (ochiq hojatxona, 1960-yillarda bu kabi shahar ichidagi ko'plab uy-joylar mavjud edi), faqatgina u erda Else choy barglarini quyib yuborishi natijasida hojatxona to'sib qo'yilganligini aniqlash uchun. U unga qo'shni Keri xonim o'z hojatxonasidan foydalanishni taklif qilganini eslatib o'tdi, u ham u erda bitta bor. Alf boshqa qo'shni qo'shnisi bilan, aslida uning ko'chasidagi aksariyat qo'shnilari bilan janjallashib qolgan, shuning uchun ularning hojatxonalaridan foydalanish haqida gap bo'lishi mumkin emas. Afsuski, Keri xonimning keksa otasi ularning hojatxonasida uxlab qoldi va Alf uni uyg'otish qiyinligini bildi. Alf hojatxonaga juda muhtoj bo'lib, janob Kerining xonimning asabiylashtiradigan zerikarli kichkina suhbatini tinglashga majbur qiladi, shundan so'ng Kerining xonimning otasi uyg'onib, Alfga shoshilish uchun imkoniyat beradi. Shundan so'ng u oilasiga turib oldi kasalliklarning tarqalishi, xususan, begona kasalliklar, hukumatning sust ko'rinadigan immigratsiya siyosati natijasidir, natijada "nemis qizamig'i, Osiyo grippi va" paki-pox "Buyuk Britaniyaga kirib boradi va bizning mahalliy aholiga yuqadi. Keyin u yana diareya xurujiga uchraydi va yana tualetdan foydalanish uchun qo'shni tomon shoshiladi, faqat avvalgi tashrifining deyarli takrorlangan ijrosini, shu jumladan, cholni hojatxonada uxlatishni topadi! Shunday qilib, u kutish o'rniga, u o'zlarining qulayliklaridan foydalanish uchun mahalliy pabga tushdi, faqat pab so'nggi buyurtmalarini chaqirganini va uni ichkariga kirishiga yo'l qo'ymayotganini payqab qoldi. Nachora, u uni eng yaqin jamoatchilikka etkazish uchun taksida yuribdi. hojatxona. Ertasi kuni Alf davolanish uchun kasalxonaga borishga tayyor, uning tashish tashxisi qo'yilgan streptokokklar. Mayk unga muhojirlarning tashuvchisi ekanligi, qog'oz va xatlar "qushlardan" qanday qilib kasallik tarqatishi mumkinligi to'g'risida avvalgi bayonotlarini eslatadi. Bu Alfning Meri Uaytxus kitobini yoqish uchun juda yaxshi bahona, chunki u shu kabi mikroblarni o'z ichiga olishi mumkin. Mayk va Rita Alfdan qochishganda, ular "Nopok! Nopok!" Deb baqirib, bu "kichik kasallik", deb iltimos qilganda, xonani fumigatsiya qilish kerak bo'lishi mumkin bo'lgan boshqa muzeylar. | 1997 yilda 20 daqiqali kadrlar arxivga qaytarilgan, ammo qolgan 10 daqiqasi yo'qolgan. |
Fisih bayrami
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vaqtni tugatguncha biz buni qilamiz | 1967 yil 27 mart | Kech kirishi va Alf ichkilik ichishi bilan, mashhur odamlarning uchta yuzi mahalliy odamga etib keldi. Alf ularning ismlarini eslab qolish uchun kurashayotganda, Kenni Linch, Jimmi Tarbak, Rey Barret muntazam ravishda bir nechta qo'shiq va hazillar bilan xursand bo'ling - Alfning hisobidan, tabiiyki! | 2012 yil 12 noyabrda YouTube kanalida nashr etilgan (audio va video) |
3-seriya
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Telefon | 5 yanvar 1968 yil | Mayk Alfning garovini otga qo'yish uchun telefon qutisiga kira olmasa, natijada Alf Garnettsga o'z telefoniga ega bo'lish vaqti keldi, deb qaror qildi. Mayk o'zini operatordek ko'rsatib, uni shamollamoqchi bo'lganiga qaramay, Alf o'zining yangi egaligidan faxrlanadi, ammo Else qo'shni Minga telefonni ishlatishiga ruxsat berganda, u o'zini televizion ko'rsatuvdagi ovoz balandligini pasaytirib qo'yganidan bezovta bo'ladi. tomosha qilishga harakat qilmoqda | Faqat past sifatli, mahalliy yozuvlar mavjudligi ma'lum. |
| Qon donori | 12 yanvar 1968 yil | Alf qon donori bo'lishdan qo'rqayotganiga ishonish Mayk unga qon bergan bo'lsa ham, rad etilishi mumkinligiga garov tikib, unga yo'l qo'ymaydi. Bu hiyla-nayrangni amalga oshiradi, ammo Alf o'zining qoni muhim birovga berilishiga ishonadi va keyin u Bukingem saroyida bo'lganini va u xayriya yordami bilan malikaga yordam berganini orzu qiladi. | 2013 yil 26 fevralda YouTube-da nashr etilgan (audio va video) |
| Monopoliya | 19 yanvar 1968 yil | Bu Yangi yil arafasi va Alf yo'lda ziyofatda boshqalarga qo'shilishni istamay, o'zining eski monopoliyadan chiqdi. Qolgan oila a'zolari qaytib kelganda, o'yin bor, Alf va Mayk o'rtasida mol-mulk kelib chiqib ketishi muqarrar va Alf keskin choralar ko'radi. | Faqat audio yozuv borligi ma'lum. |
| Dafn marosimi | 26 yanvar 1968 yil | Alf o'lgan qo'shniga nisbatan nafratlanishidan nafratlanib, kun bo'yi telfonga buyurtma berdi. Keyin Mayk Alfga uning sevikli "Vest Xem" o'sha oqshom televidenieda "Fulxem" bilan o'ynashini aytdi, ammo Alf "bolg'achilar" ning 7-2 g'alabasini tomosha qiladi. | Faqat audio yozuv borligi ma'lum. |
| Futbol | 2 fevral 1968 yil | U mahalliy bolalar futbolini tortib olganiga qaramay, Alf hali ham Maykdan nafratlanib, futbol bo'yicha yoshlar jamoasida murabbiy sifatida ishlashga vikar tomonidan taklif qilinmoqda. Alf yaxshi murabbiy emasligini aytishga hojat yo'q, u faqat bitta futbolchining mahoratiga e'tibor qaratadi, garchi u ba'zi taniqli futbolchilarning e'tiborini jalb qilsa ham. | Faqat audio yozuv borligi ma'lum. |
| Kuchukcha aka it | 9 fevral 1968 yil | Alf qovoqdan kuchukcha sotib olib, qovoqxonadan uyiga qaytadi. Qolgan oila a'zolari buni yoqimli deb bilishadi, lekin u uy sharoitida o'qitilmagan, boshqalari uni ijtimoiy qarshi antika orqali maftunkor deb bilishgani sayin Alf shuncha g'azablanib, undan xalos bo'lishni xohlaydi. | Ovoz yozuvi borligi ma'lum. Mahalliy qayd qilingan 6 daqiqali video lavha mavjud. |
| Mod xola | 16 fevral 1968 yil | Else bronxit bilan kasallanganida, singlisi Mod oilaga qarashga keladi. U va Alf bir-birlarini yomon ko'rishadi va u uni tez-tez haqorat qilganidan keyin, u unga ovqat pishirishni rad etadi. Shuningdek, u Else-ning eski alangasi Jorj Pringl tashrif buyurganida va uni urushdan oldin Brighton plyajida Else bilan u bilan sodir bo'lishi mumkin bo'lgan narsalarga ishora qilganda, uni hasad qilish imkoniyatini ko'radi. | Mahalliy yozuv mavjud, u hali dastlabki ikki daqiqani sog'inmoqda. |
Hali ham ma'lum bo'lgan 1965-1968 yillardagi epizodlar
| Seriya | Qism | Sarlavha | Eshittirish | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uchuvchi | O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz | 22/7/65 | klip, ketma-ketlik va ekstrakt mavjud | |
| 1 | 1 | Argumentlar, tortishuvlar | 6/6/66 | 2002 yilda topilgan |
| 1 | 3 | Unda sevgisi bo'lmagan uy | 20/6/66 | |
| 1 | 4 | Murosasizlik | 11/7/66 | 2016 yil 8-avgustda topilgan. |
| 2 | 1 | Tinchlik va yaxshi niyat | 26/12/66 | |
| 2 | 2 | Nikohdan oldin jinsiy aloqa | 02/01/67 | 2017 yil oktyabr oyida topilgan |
| 2 | 8 | Kasallikda va sog'liqda | 13/2/67 | 2009 yilda topilgan |
| 2 | 9 | Davlat tashrifi | 20/2/67 | 2009 yilda topilgan |
| 2 | 10 | Alfning dilemmasi (televizorni tozalash) | 27/2/67 | 1997 yilda topilgan |
| Fisih bayrami | Yopilishgacha bizni qism | 27/3/67 | ||
| 3 | 1 | Telefon | 5/1/68 | past sifatli, mahalliy yozuv mavjud |
| 3 | 2 | Qon donori | 12/1/68 | |
| 3 | 6 | Kuchukcha (it) | 9/2/68 | klip, ketma-ketlik, ajratish va yakuniy 90 soniya mavjud |
| 3 | 7 | Mod xola | 16/2/68 |
Saylovga maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aksiya tugadi aka Anketalar | 1970 yil 18-iyun | Umumiy saylovlar kechasi, Alf esa millat holati, immigratsiya, umumiy bozor va Jahon kubogini muhokama qilmoqda. | Birinchi qism rangli ishlab chiqarilgan. Taxminan dastlabki 5 daqiqani o'tkazib yuborgan past sifatli mahalliy oq-qora videotasvir. 25 daqiqalik davomiyligi, shuningdek to'liq audio yozuv, to'rt soniya rangli kadrlar va 23 soniya rangli kreditlar mavjudligi ma'lum. |
4-seriya
Ushbu seriya Buyuk Britaniyada DVD sifatida chiqarilgan To'liq 1972 seriyasi Tarmoq tomonidan.
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Garnett nabirasiga | 1972 yil 13 sentyabr | Rita yangi nabirasini dunyoga keltirganiga qaramay, Alf kasalxonaga kelishni istamaydi, chunki u pabda bo'lishni xohlaydi. Kichkintoy bilan bog'lanishning qisqa lahzasi, Maykning go'dakka taklif qilgan ismini eshitganda, g'azab bilan tezda to'xtaydi. Mehmon: Joan Sims |
| Kabutar xayolparasti (aka Qushlarni xayolparast) | 1972 yil 20 sentyabr | Alf pulda; pabda nishonlayotganda u do'sti bilan uchrashadi va yana biron bir narsani qilishning ishonchli yo'li bor deb o'ylaydi. Mehmonlar: Joan Sims va Bill Maynard |
| Bornmutdagi ta'til (aka ayollar Lib va Bornmut) | 1972 yil 27 sentyabr | Garnettlar oilasi Bornmut tomon yo'l olganida, Ayollar Libasi haqidagi tortishuvlardan so'ng, Alf haqiqatan ham bayram kayfiyatida emas. Mehmonlar: Spike Milligan, Norman Bird va Rita Uebb |
| Dock Pilfering (aka agar biz to'g'ri demokratiyani istasak, biz kam odamni otishni boshlashimiz kerak) | 11 oktyabr 1972 yil | Alf jim ko'pchilik uchun gapiradi: "Agar biz bu erda to'g'ri demokratiyani istasak, biz bir necha kishini otishni boshlashimiz kerak". Mehmon: Roy Kinnear |
| Bolg'alarni yuqoriga ko'tarish | 1972 yil 18 oktyabr | "Bularning barchasi ayollarga farzand ko'rish uchun juda yaxshi, ammo ularga ularni tarbiyalashga yo'l qo'ymaslik kerak". Mehmonlar: Joan Sims, Bobbi Mur, Alan Ball va Martin Piters |
| Alfning oyog'i singan | 25 oktyabr 1972 yil | Alf, oyoqlari singan nogironlar kolyaskasida, ko'p sonli aholi: "Kelinglar, urush qilaylik va sizning qonli yoshligingizdan qutulaylik!" Mehmon: Joan Sims |
1972 yil Rojdestvo uchun maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Iso Masihning yulduzi | 1972 yil 26-dekabr | Mehmon: Pol Nikolay |
5-seriya
Ushbu seriya Buyuk Britaniyada DVD sifatida chiqarilgan To'liq 1974 seriyasi Tarmoq tomonidan.
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| Televizion litsenziya | 1974 yil 2-yanvar | Alf televizor litsenziyasini talab qilmasligini his qiladi, agar u faqat tijorat televizionini oladigan bo'lsa. | |
| Qirollik to'yi | 1974 yil 9-yanvar | Alf malika Enn va Mark Fillipsning mehmoni: Joan Simsning shohona to'yiga ko'cha ziyofati uyushtirmoqchi | BBC ushbu epizodning asosiy lentasini yo'qotdi, ammo ikkita nusxasi omon qoldi. To'liq epizodlardan biri VTR-ning dastlabki mashinasi tomonidan tayyorlangan videotasvirda saqlanib qolgan, ikkinchisi esa Avstraliyada efirga uzatilgan 24 daqiqali kesim. Epizod DVD-versiyalariga kiritilgan bo'lsa-da, efirga uzatilganidan beri hech qachon takrorlanmagan. |
| Ish tashlashlar va elektr uzilishlar | 1974 yil 23-yanvar | Elektr uzilib qoldi - shunday emasmi? | |
| Uch kunlik hafta (aka boshqa Else's Three Day Week) | 1974 yil 30-yanvar | Else o'zining uch kunlik haftasini boshlaydi, shuning uchun Alf uchun kechki ovqat bo'lmaydi. | |
| Gran soatlari | 1974 yil 5-fevral | Gran o'layapti shekilli, endi unga marhum erining oltin soati kerak bo'lmaydi, shunday emasmi? Mehmon: Joan Sims | |
| Party Night (aka Demon Drink) | 1974 yil 12 fevral | Alf ichimlikni yaxshi ko'radi, ammo ayollarning terisi mayin bo'lganida, u xursand bo'lmaydi. Mehmonlar: Joan Sims, Roy Kinnir, Rita Uebb va Adrienne Posta | |
| Paki-Paddi | 1974 yil 28 fevral | Alf immigrantlarga nisbatan xurujlarini namoyish etadi, ulardan biri qo'shni xonada harakat qiladi. Mehmon: Spay Milligan "Paki-Paddi" rolida. |
1974 yil Rojdestvo bayrami
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Chiqish chegarasi | 1974 yil 31 dekabr | Elses singlisi Mod kasal bo'lib qoldi va Else unga qarash uchun Avstraliyaga jo'nab ketdi. Alf uni ketishiga to'sqinlik qilmoqchi, ammo Else baribir ketib qoladi |
6-seriya
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Boshqa telefonga qo'ng'iroq | 1975 yil 8-yanvar | Alf hali Avstraliyada bo'lmagan Else ismli odamni yo'qolib qoldi va Rita va Mayk uni uzoq masofali telefon orqali qo'ng'iroq qilishga ishontirishdi. Ammo Else javob beradi va eshik qo'ng'irog'iga javob berish uchun telefonni yotqizadi, vaqt sekin uriladi va hisob o'sadi. Dendi Nikols seriyadagi so'nggi Else Garnett rolida oxirgi marta paydo bo'lgan. |
| Oilaviy baxt | 1975 yil 15-yanvar | Qo'shni Min va Bert Rid janjallashib, ikkiga bo'linib ketishdi. |
| Vedji Ben | 1975 yil 22-yanvar | Alf, Reads va Rawlins muqarrar siyosiy bahsga kirishadilar. Alf uzoq muddatli mehnat vaziri haqida Entoni Uedjud Benn firibgarligi, chunki unvoni bor - u keyinchalik undan voz kechadi - va boy konservativ mahallada yashaydi. Biroq Mayk, Alfning boy leyboristlar qal'asida yashaydigan konservativ saylovchi ekanligiga ishora qilib, qaynonasi stollarini o'giradi. |
| Uyg'onish | 1975 yil 29 yanvar | Minning onasi vafot etdi va hamma dafn marosimidan qaytishdi, ammo Min onasi qora qush sifatida qayta tiklanishiga qat'iy ishonmoqda. Uning natijasi haqida hali bilmaganiga ishonch hosil qilib, Alf Ali-Foreman jangini televizorda tomosha qilishga qaror qildi, ammo, albatta, asoratlar mavjud. |
| Rojdestvo klubi kitoblari | 1975 yil 5-fevral | Alfga mahalliy pabda Rojdestvo klubi obunalarini ko'rib chiqish majburiyati yuklandi. Ammo matematika uning kuchli tomoni emas va u kitoblarni muvozanatlashda qiynalmoqda. Bu, o'z navbatida, odatdagilarga ularni to'lash niyatida emas, balki o'z xotiniga Ozga qo'shilish uchun naqd pulni ushlab turibdi, degan gumonga olib keladi va janjal kelib chiqadi, garchi uni deyarli gomoseksuallar olib kelishgan. |
| Xat | 1975 yil 12 fevral | Alf Else Angliyaga qaytib kelmasligini bilib, yuragini ezdi va buni Ritaga tasdiqlagan xat yozdi. |
7-seriya
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Min bilan harakat qilish | 1975 yil 5-noyabr | Else qaytib kelmasligi aniq, Alf uyni sotishni o'ylaydi va qo'shni Min va Rid bilan birga yashaydi. |
| Uy bekasi | 1975 yil 12-noyabr | Min uy bekasi sifatida ish tashlashga kirishadi. |
| Velosiped zobitiga mast bo'lgan | 1975 yil 19-noyabr | Alf va Bert kun bo'yi ko'chaga chiqishadi va Alf mast bo'lib, mast holatda velosipedda yurgani uchun hibsga olinadi. |
| Oyna | 1975 yil 26-noyabr | Derazalarni tozalash paytida Alf qirg'oqqa yopishib qoladi. Mehmon ishtirok etmoqda Pat Kombs. |
| Bittadan teshik | 1975 yil 3-dekabr | Alf va Bert golf o'ynash uchun ketishdi |
| Ishsizlik | 1975 yil 17-dekabr | Alf ishdan bo'shatilgandan so'ng, do'stlari va oilasi bilan kutilmagan tug'ilgan kunni nishonlash uchun uyga qaytadi. Siyosat, katoliklar va irlandlar haqidagi tortishuvlar tunni to'ldiradi. Avstraliyadagi Else shahridan ajrashishni so'rab telegramma kelganida Alf va qo'shnisi Uolli Keri o'rtasidagi yaqin jang to'xtaydi. Mehmonlar: Joan Sims, Pat Kombs va Xyu Lloyd. |
1980 yilgi Rojdestvo bayrami
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Rojdestvoda rais Alfning fikrlari (Yerning haqiqiy boks kunida) | 1980 yil 26-dekabr | Hali ham arxivlarda mavjud bo'lgan ATV stend-shousi. |
O'limgacha ...
1-seriya (8-seriya)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 1981 yil 22-may | Alf, Else va Min Eastbourne-ni, shu jumladan Pier, Pier Arcade va Queen's Hotelni o'rganishadi. |
| 2-qism | 1981 yil 29 may | Rita va uning o'g'li Maykl Alf, Else va Minga tashrif buyurishadi. Yurish paytida Alf o'zini "Mayklning turlaridan biri" uni mahkam ushlagan deb da'vo qilmoqda, aslida esa bolalar guruhi unga faqat yo'l bo'ylab yordam berishgan. |
| 3-qism | 5 iyun 1981 yil | Alf "Vest Xem" futbol o'yinini tomosha qilgandan keyin uyiga mast holda keladi va zalda polda uxlab qoladi. Ertalab, u Else unga nonushta pishirmaganligini aniqladi va u jigar. |
| 4-qism | 19 iyun 1981 yil | Alf o'zlarining transport muammolariga juda eski mototsikl va piyodalar mashinasini sotib olish bilan javob beradi - ammo u buning uchun litsenziyaga ega emas. |
| 5-qism | 26 iyun 1981 yil | Televizor buzilgan. |
| 6-qism | 1981 yil 3-iyul | Alf ichishdan oldin tunni o'tkazgandan so'ng, jigar shikoyatlari bilan kasal bo'lib qoldi. |
Kasallik va sog'liqda
1-seriya (9-seriya)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 1 sentyabr 1985 yil | Garnettlar yana Londonga qaytishdi. Boshqasi qattiq artritli, zo'rg'a yura oladi va Alf uni nogironlar kolyaskasida quvonchini ulug'layapti - u uni atrofida o'ralguncha. Yo'lda avtoulovlar to'xtab turishi bilan u avtoulovchining g'azabiga duchor bo'lib, yo'lning o'rtasidan foydalanadi. Kreslo uni futbol o'yinlarida birinchi qatorga olib chiqish uchun foydalidir, ammo uydagi g'alabaga bo'lgan munosabati, uni qalloblik bilan ishlatayotganligini ko'rsatmoqda |
| 2-qism | 8 sentyabr 1985 yil | Ko'zi ojizligi va boshqa hamma narsalar haqida shikoyat qilib, Alf xotinini nogironlar kolyaskasida olib chiqib, vikarga pul berishdan qochib, unga muzqaymoq kornetini sotib oldi. Biroq, uning yomon ko'rishi, tasodifan ayollarning hojatxonasiga kirib, jinsiy zararkunanda sifatida hibsga olinganida, uning echimini tasdiqlaydi. |
| 3-qism | 1985 yil 15 sentyabr | Zalni qirib tashladi va Else sut beruvchidan garovini qo'yish uchun foydalanganini ma'qullamay, Alf ularni uy sharoitida yordam olish huquqiga ega deb hisoblaydi, ammo ketma-ket uchta ayolni zidlash bilan shug'ullanadi. Pabdan qaytib kelib, eng so'nggi Uinston ekanligini, u juda ashaddiy gey-qora tanli odam ekanligini va undan bema'nilikni aniq qabul qilmasligini aniqladi. |
| 4-qism | 1985 yil 29 sentyabr | Alf xushmuomala Fred Jonson va uning rafiqasining qo'shnilaridan sabr-toqatini Rita bilan uzoq masofali telefon orqali telefon orqali ishlatishga harakat qiladi. Pabdagi dafn marosimlarini tushuntirgandan so'ng, Alf Fredga juda ko'p ichimliklar sotib olgani uchun qaytarib beradi, lekin Alfning uyidagi muvaffaqiyati Else-ni nogironlar kolyaskasida turtib yuborish ham mastlik bilan tugaydi. |
| 5-qism | 6 oktyabr 1985 yil | Rita tashrif buyurishga keladi va u Alf bilan Else haqida u bilan bahslashgandan ko'ra u eshikdan o'tib ketmaydi. Alf tanqid qilganidan keyin Margaret Tetcher Hech bir ayol bosh vazir bo'lmasligi kerak deb da'vo qilib, Else va Rita unga qarshi Rita uchun ziyofat uyushtirish uchun teng lager do'stini olib kelgan Uinston bilan to'qnash kelishdi. Alfga o'ta kuchli ichimlik beriladi, shunda boshqalar g'amxo'rlik qilishda davom etadilar. |
| 6-qism | 1985 yil 13 oktyabr | Elsni stulida aylantirishdan charchagan Alf u elektr scooterga ega bo'lishi kerakligini his qiladi, lekin ularning narxi ikki yarim grandni tashkil qiladi va Ijtimoiy ta'minotdagi ayol Alfga, agar u atrofida turmoqchi bo'lsa, Else huquqiga ega emasligini aytadi. Kartadan o'tirgan Alf ba'zi bolalardan fikr olib, stulga reaktiv qo'zg'alishni qo'shib qo'ydi, u nazoratdan chiqib, bank talon-tarojiga qarshi kurash olib bordi va uni kasalxonaga tushirdi. U qahramon deb e'lon qilinadi, lekin Uinstonning qaroqchilarning sheriklari uni qidirib topishi mumkin degan fikridan kelib chiqib, o'z nomini sir tutishga qaror qiladi. |
1985 yil Rojdestvo uchun maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Nomsiz | 1985 yil 26-dekabr | Rita qolish uchun kelgan, ammo Rojdestvo arafasida uyiga qaytish haqida e'lon qiladi. Uni qolishga va Elsega qarashga yordam berishga ishontirish uchun Alf narvondan yiqilib, oyog'ini shikastlaganini da'vo qilmoqda. Biroq, Rita qolganida ham, Rojdestvo bayramidagi tizzalar shu qadar yaxshi ketadiki, Alfning g'ayratli ishtiroki tez orada uning go'yoki yomon oyog'ini hiyla-nayrangdan boshqa narsa deb bo'lmaydi. |
2-seriya (10-seriya)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 4 sentyabr 1986 yil | Else vafot etdi va Alf va Rita do'stlari va qo'shnilari, shu jumladan xonadon egasi Xollingberi dafn marosimidan uyga qaytishdi. Else ketganidan keyin uning nafaqasi ikki baravar kamayadi, ammo qonun loyihalari bir xil bo'lib qoladi va Xollingberi xonim Alf nihoyat konservatorlarga bo'lgan ishonchini yo'qotganligini va uni o'tgan saylovda u bilan birga leyboristlarga ovoz berishga ko'ndirganini aytib barchani hayratda qoldiradi. U Ritaning noroziligini qo'zg'atgan, ammo Uinstonning kinoyali o'pishidan tinchlanib, o'zining irqchilik tomonini ham ko'rsatmoqda. Ammo, motam egalari ketishganda va u yolg'iz qolganda, u hozir bo'sh turgan nogironlar kolyaskasini ko'rib, buzilib ketadi. |
| 2-qism | 11 sentyabr 1986 yil | Rita va Uinston tunda shovqin ko'tarib kirib kelishganida, Xollingberi xonim kvartiralarning kirish eshigini soat 10: 30da qulflashni boshlashga qaror qildi. Ammo Alf buni o'z vaqtida qovoqxonadan qaytara oladimi? |
| 3-qism | 1986 yil 18 sentyabr | Xollingberi xonim eshiklarni qulflash bilan ovora bo'lib, hatto Alfni o'z xonadoniga qamab qo'yganida ham, u hojatxonaga borishi kerak bo'lganida yangi o'lchovlar paydo bo'ladi. Ayni paytda, do'kon egasi Elzaning qarzlarini to'lamoqchi va sut sotuvchisi uning qimor o'yinlari haqida ba'zi yangiliklarga ega. |
| 4-qism | 25 sentyabr 1986 yil | Alf yakshanba kuni qovurilgan nondan boshqa hamma uchun to'yadi, shuning uchun u supermarketga birinchi safarini qiladi. Biroq, u ovqat pishirolmasligini unutgan. |
| 5-qism | 2 oktyabr 1986 yil | Rita Alfga ikkinchi qo'l ko'ylagi sotib oladi va u medallar bilan o'ralganligini payqab, uni soxta bahona bilan har xil ne'matlarga erishishga harakat qiladi. Shuningdek, u siyosatchi siyosatchilardan tashrif buyuradi. |
| 6-qism | 9 oktyabr 1986 yil | Min Rid va singlisi Alfga tashrif buyurib, bir necha kun qolishdi. Bu Alfni tan olmasdan topib olgan Xollingberi xonimning rashkini qo'zg'atadi. |
1986 yil Rojdestvo uchun maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Nomsiz | 23 dekabr 1986 yil | Alfning Else vafot etganidan keyingi birinchi Rojdestvosi va Rita ikkinchi asal oyi uchun Ispaniyaga jo'nab ketganda, u g'azablangan va uni yolg'iz qoldirgan. Bu Una Stubbs Ritani o'ynagan so'nggi epizod |
3-seriya (11-seriya)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 1987 yil 22 oktyabr | Elektr do'konida sahnani yaratib, bepul choy xizmatchisiga ega bo'lgan Alf, uyiga Mayk bilan ajrashganini aytib, Ritaga shaxsiy maktub ochish uchun boradi. U zaxira xonaga ko'chib o'tib, unga qarashini o'ylar ekan, u juda xursand bo'ldi. Ammo u mahalliy shifokor Tompsonga uylanishni rejalashtirmoqda, shuning uchun Alf xohlamay uning o'rniga xonani Uinstonga berishga majbur qiladi. Alfning quvonchini kuchaytirish uchun Fred Jonson choyxonaning xizmatkori tunda ketishiga va butun ko'chani uyg'otishiga ishonch hosil qildi. |
| 2-qism | 1987 yil 29 oktyabr | Chet elliklar qanday qilib olib kelishganligi to'g'risida qovoqxonada ushlab turgandan keyin OITS Angliyaga Alf va uning do'sti Artur seks do'koniga tashrif buyurishadi, u erda Artur pornografik jurnalni o'g'irlaydi, lekin uni Alf uchun eslash uchun beradi. Xollingberi xonim buni aniqlaganida, Alf buni Uinstonda ayblaydi va uni chiqarib yuborishga urinadi, ammo Artur uyiga o'girilib, xuddi kitobini yirtib tashlaganicha so'rab, oyog'ini unga qo'yadi. |
| 3-qism | 5 noyabr 1987 yil | Alf o'z telefoniga sarmoya kiritishga qaror qildi, lekin xonim Hollingberi bilan uy egasi bo'lgani uchun egalik huquqini talab qilganligi sababli uni tezda ishlatishi bilan urushga kirishdi. Telefon simsiz ekanligi sababli, ular uni bir-birlaridan tez-tez yashirmoqdalar va Uinstonning Yamaykaga qo'ng'iroqlari hech qanday yordam bermayapti, ammo Alf o'zining yangi sotib olishni sinab ko'rishdan xursand bo'lgan har kimga qo'ng'iroq qilib, Arturning rafiqasi bilan ishqalanishga va Fred Jonsonning jarohatlanishiga olib keladi. |
| 4-qism | 1987 yil 12-noyabr | Min and Gwenneth pay Alf another visit, Gwenneth as confused as ever as she mistakes Alf for a doctor and takes her skirt off and, in the pub, mistakes Arthur for an old boyfriend. Back at the house the sisters hold a seance which Winston and his boyfriend use to make Alf believe he is possessed by an evil spirit before faking a conversation with God, who persuades Alf to give the women his bed for the night. |
| 5-qism | 1987 yil 19-noyabr | At the local old time dance afternoon Alf is challenged to fight ageing Lothario Fancy Fred by two merry widows who end up fighting each other but Alf has his chance to threaten Fred when Fred parks his van on the pavement outside the house. However, when Alf gets his legs wedged on the window ledge as he tries to clean the window Arthur and Winston see Fred's van as a means of escape. Fred has other ideas though and Alf has a landing of a different sort. |
| 6-qism | 1987 yil 26-noyabr | On a boiling hot summer day Alf goes to the DHSS to complain that he should have had more money in last winter's heating allowance for living in an end terrace but it cuts no ice. Back home he joins his friends watching cricket on television and falls asleep, loudly dreaming that he has been knighted for his services to the game. He wakes up to general derision and the knowledge that he has been exposed for stealing the eggs from next door's hens. |
1987 Christmas special
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Nomsiz | 25 dekabr 1987 yil | Alf is spending Christmas in hospital for a hip replacement but his visitors' scare stories of what could go wrong propel him into fleeing from the ward dressed as a woman - which incurs a drunk's unwanted attention. Back at the house he is outraged when Mrs Hollingbery's sister turns up after his room, being told that he is not expected to live, but all is forgiven when Mrs Hollingbery invites everybody upstairs for a Christmas party. Unfortunately he has forgotten the loose stair rod and ends up back in the hospital. |
Series 4 (Series 12)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 1989 yil 7 sentyabr | Alf has had his hip operation and Winston has moved out, replaced by his straight cousin Pele. However some things never change, such as Alf's continuing feud with Mrs Hollingbery, particularly as she hogs his television. Things could be about to change, though, as Arthur points out to Alf that he could be a very rich man by marrying the widow and he sets about wooing her. |
| 2-qism | 14 sentyabr 1989 yil | Encouraged by Arthur Alf continues to pursue Mrs Hollingbery, even going down on one knee to propose though she wants time to think. After a night in the pub a surprise engagement party is thrown for the still - undecided - couple but when Mrs Hollingbery learns that, as a husband and wife, they could buy the house for twenty thousand pounds when its market value is five times that she is quick to accept. |
| 3-qism | 1989 yil 21 sentyabr | Alf prepares a lavish meal for Arthur who has just come up with eight score draws on the football pools. Unfortunately he has won nothing as his stupid wife failed to post the coupon. There is further despondency as Alf realises he may be too old to acquire a mortgage to buy the house and the idea of his adopting Pele, who'll get it for him, does not appeal. Fortunately salvation arrives when Mrs Hollingbery gets a letter from her brother in Australia, who is happy to buy the house for her - providing that he meets and approves of the groom-to-be. |
| 4-qism | 1989 yil 28 sentyabr | It's the eve of Alf and Mrs Hollingbery's trip down under - taking Arthur for company. In the pub the Johnsons have one of their increasingly public rows and Alf is not cheered when everybody places a book on whether the plane will crash. Back home he gets into an argument about noise with just about everybody before admitting to himself that he would really rather not go to Australia. |
| 5-qism | 5 oktyabr 1989 yil | On the flight to Australia Arthur, Alf and Mrs Hollingbery are nervous passengers though Alf's argument with a steward who forbids him to smoke breaks the monotony. On arrival Alf argues with a man who turns out to be Mrs H's brother Ricky but, back at his house, he bonds with Alf over their shared racism. Neither Alf nor Mrs Hollingbery are happy when they are given a double room and Ricky gets the wrong idea when Alf says he wants to room with Arthur. This episode and the next two were videotaped in Australia by the ABC (Avstraliya teleradioeshittirish korporatsiyasi ) in a joint production with the BBC. |
| 6-qism | 12 oktyabr 1989 yil | The three visitors have a day sight-seeing, starting in a cafe where Alf defends Hitler. After Alf has rowed with a lazy lifeguard over a non-existent drowning victim, the trio take a boat trip and Alf soon discovers that he and his bride-to-be hold differing views on many things. As far as Alf is concerned, one thing is for sure though. Australians are descended from convicts and they are still not to be trusted. |
| 7-qism | 19 oktyabr 1989 yil | The sight-seeing continues with Alf having a confrontation with a crocodile and some Aboriginals, who nonetheless get the better of him after he tries to patronise them. Back at Ricky's Alf gets a business proposition from Ricky and his partner Mooney but it is apparent that they have misunderstood Alf's financial position and soon the three Brits are on the plane back home. |
1989 yil Rojdestvo uchun maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Nomsiz | 25 dekabr 1989 yil | Facing another Christmas with a frugal dinner Alf cons the vicar into giving him a Christmas hamper but Mrs Hollingbery refuses to accept it because it has been dishonestly obtained. So Alf takes it to the pub to raffle, making sure that most of the slips of paper with the winning name on bear his. However he is outwitted at the last minute by the equally devious Bert Luscombe. |
Series 5 (Series 13)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 1990 yil 1 sentyabr | As a result of a power cut Alf and Mrs Hollingbery repair to the candle-lit pub where Alf sounds off about Margaret Thatcher, despite her being a Conservative, and a general argument breaks out with Arthur and Fred Johnson about a number of things - including death, the undertaker at the next table unsettling Alf. When he and Mrs Hollingbery return home after the lights have gone back on Alf rails at her for wasting electricity before fusing all the electrics in the house. |
| 2-qism | 8 sentyabr 1990 yil | They may be halfway up the aisle but Alf and his bride-to-be are still arguing, especially when she wants to throw out his furniture as being tat. A fake overdose attempt cuts no ice so Alf is off to the pub to talk about suicide, death and heaven - though Fred Johnson, as an atheist, is having none of it. Back home Alf tries another pretend suicide but is diverted when Mrs Hollingbery brings him in a roast dinner and a can of beer - plus more Aspirin in case he runs out. |
| 3-qism | 1990 yil 15 sentyabr | Complaining that Alf is a shabby dresser, Mrs Hollingbery also wants him to take out life insurance in case he goes first. In the pub a discussion on health does anything but allay Mr Carey's fears about getting a hip replacement in view of Alf's horror stories about hospital. Another row between the Johnsons prompts Alf to surmise that Fred is a poisoner, leading to Mrs Hollingbery getting her own back by pretending to poison Alf. |
| 4-qism | 1990 yil 22 sentyabr | Alf decides to earn some money by working for Mrs Carey as a window cleaner. He fails to get any wages but gets lots of free groceries after catching the milkman in a compromising position. Later Arthur wins the jackpot on the fruit machine at the British Legion but he and Alf decide to split it and keep quiet about it. Baffled by the presence of the groceries and informed by Alf that he has no money for her Mrs Hollingbery is not pleased when Fred tells everybody what really happened. |
| 5-qism | 1990 yil 29 sentyabr | Alf and Arthur are in the pub recalling old times and Alf is not impressed when Arthur tells him that he was once the local Romeo and the celebrity captain of the juniors football team. He is even less impressed when everybody else who comes in, especially Mrs Hollingbery, are fawning over Arthur and seeking autographs. Alf then gets a job as a dog walker but the two large dogs get him into trouble with an irate housewife and end up injuring him. |
| 6-qism | 6 oktyabr 1990 yil | Alf is initially nervous when he receives a brown envelope but swells with pride when he sees that it is calling him up for jury service, a fact which causes him to lord it in the pub. However, when Fred tells him of a juror who was hospitalised for sending a man down and he believes he is being followed by a sinister stalker, Alf finds himself besieged in a strange house. |
| 7-qism | 1990 yil 13 oktyabr | As Alf's day as a juror approaches he sounds off in the pub about his views on justice, inevitably inviting opposing comments from Mr Carey, who believes that the system is corrupt and imprisons the innocent and Fred, who, once more frightens him with tales of retribution from aggrieved villains. By the time he takes his place in the jury box - his trousers wrongly ironed by Mrs Hollingbery - Alf has a plan to preserve his anonymity, a false beard. |
| 8-qism | 1990 yil 20 oktyabr | Alf organizes a pensioners' outing, immediately falling foul of the bus driver as all the passengers have bus passes which delays the start. In the course of the trip Alf almost has a fight with an Irishman, directs all the ladies to use the gents' toilets to prevent queueing and is rewarded with a glimpse of the queen. Come evening all the pensioners are drunk and noisy, which leaves the driver dreading the trip back home |
| 9-qism | 1990 yil 27 oktyabr | The happy couple discuss their forthcoming wedding, a marriage of convenience in every sense as they intend to each remain in their own flat and the bride has no desire for sex, despite Alf's boasts about his youthful prowess. That night a terrible storm dislodges a box of money Alf has been hiding in the chimney. To Alf's annoyance Mrs Hollingbery claims half of it. |
| 10-qism | 1990 yil 3-noyabr | After baffling the Catholic priest who will be marrying him to Mrs Hollingbery with thoughts on separate heavens Alf goes on his stag night where his friends have had a whip round for a cheap cutlery set and the bride comes in to take him home whilst he is enjoying himself with the stripper. Next day everybody assembles for the wedding but, on learning that he wants her to 'obey' him Mrs H jilts Alf at the altar, complaining about his cheap skate ways. Fred thinks he has had a lucky escape but Alf disagrees, claiming that he could have been watching West Ham instead. |
1990 yil Rojdestvo uchun maxsus
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| Nomsiz | 1990 yil 30-dekabr | Following the non-wedding the happy couple hold separate receptions with their same sex friends but just before Christmas Mrs Hollingbery goes to confession, the priest telling her that she has wronged Alf and should do penance. To Alf this means cooking and cleaning for him and, to make her feel guilty, pretends he had booked a luxury honeymoon for them. Mrs H however rebels and, when the priest visits to make her do further penance, makes sure she gets her money's worth. |
Series 6 (Series 14)
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif |
|---|---|---|
| 1-qism | 21 fevral 1992 yil | A year later and Alf is still living under the same roof as - and bickering with - Mrs Hollingbery, particularly over her scrounging friend Michael. Alf really loses it when the alarm on a car parked outside his house goes off and decides to teach the driver a lesson, though of course it rebounds on him and his efforts to get revenge on the workmen digging a hole outside the house are equally as ineffectual. |
| 2-qism | 1992 yil 28 fevral | Alf gets a job pushing the wheelchair to deliver papers but, after he has played a prank on an irate householder, a storm blows his papers away so he decides to gain efficiency by hooking his wheelchair to the milk float. Unfortunately he goes careering downhill - into the swimming pool of a black footballer he recently abused. There is reconciliation but a further misadventure with the chair lands him in a removals van on its way to Newcastle. |
| 3-qism | 1992 yil 6 mart | After holding forth on moral issues Alf goes to the pub where the big news is that Fred Johnson's wife has left him for her lesbian lover. To make matters worse she intends to move her into the marital home. Alf, of course, blames the French for introducing permissiveness into the country and ends up getting threatened by Mrs Johnson for his pains. |
| 4-qism | 1992 yil 13 mart | Mrs Hollingbery is laid up with a bad leg and Alf is not happy having to fend for himself so he makes an angry trip to the doctor. When the doctor comes to visit he finds himself beset by the Careys and Michael wanting advice for their ailments, leading to the doctor himself needing an ambulance. Later Alf takes Mrs Hollingbery out in her wheelchair and witnesses a blessed miracle as she gets up and runs - to the toilet. |
| 5-qism | 20 mart 1992 yil | When Alf gets stuck inside the wardrobe he is moving for Mrs Hollingbery he overhears her telling Mrs Carey she only wanted to marry him for his money so he takes all the cash he has been hoarding to the bank. The notes are so old they are no longer legal tender and having accumulated so much undeclared cash might cause problems with the tax office. Fortunately Alf sees a way round such matters. |
| 6-qism | 1992 yil 27 mart | Having deposited his wealth in several banks under assumed names Alf makes a hefty withdrawal but comes home to find his furniture has been stolen so he buys more and chains it down. Anxious to know how long he has left he visits a Xarli ko'chasi doctor who books him into a private clinic, which soon becomes the scene of a good old knees up for Alf and his friends. |
| 7-qism | 3 aprel 1992 yil | As Alf celebrates his wealth with a new snooker table he takes Fred as a lodger and gets a visit from Min, still amorously pursuing him. He also gets a visit from the bank manager, who has brought the tax man to investigate why Alf is so wealthy. Alf persuades Michael and Fred to impersonate him and explain everything was won in competitions. He nearly gets away with it too. |
Filmlar
- O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz (1969)
- Alf Garnett Saga (1972)
Yulduzlar bilan Rojdestvo kechasi
Yulduzlar bilan Rojdestvo kechasi was a special screened annually on Christmas night, in which the top stars of the BBC appeared in short—typically five- to ten-minute—versions of their programmes. O'limgacha biz buni qilamiz was among the programmes featured in the 1967 and 1971 specials. No recordings of either of these two segments are known to exist.
| Sarlavha | Airdate | Tavsif | Izohlar |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1967 sketch | 25 dekabr 1967 yil | black-and-white; yo'qolgan | |
| 1971 sketch | 25 dekabr 1971 yil | rang; yo'qolgan |
Boshqalar
- Royal Variety Performance sketch (1972),
The Thoughts of Chairman Alf (1994 BMG - not shown on TV), An Audience with Alf Garnett (5 Apr 1997 LWT), A Word with Alf (1997 - a series of short episodes for UK Gold made by Carlton starring Mitchell, McSharry and Brian Murphy), The Thoughts of Chairman Alf (23 Sep-4 Nov 1998 LWT).