Colbert hisobotida takrorlanadigan segmentlar - Recurring segments on The Colbert Report

Uning standart intervyularidan tashqari, Kolbert hisoboti turli mavzularni qamrab oladigan ko'plab takrorlanadigan segmentlarga ega.

Haftaning alfa iti

Haftaning alfa iti unda segment Kolbert o'tgan haftadagi ma'lum bir yangiliklar ishlab chiqaruvchisi uchun maqtovlarni yig'adi, chunki Kolbertning o'zi aytganidek, "odamlar sizning orqangizga avtomatik ravishda o'zlarining joylariga tushib ketishadi va beparvolik bilan sizning dumangizni hidlaydilar".[1] Segmentning kinoyasi, sharaf egasi odatda Kolbert nishonlayotgan alfa xulq-atvori natijasida inoyatdan tushganligidan kelib chiqadi.

Bittadan telefon

The Bittadan telefon yahudiylar davrida 2007 yilgi mavsumda kiritilgan Bayramlar yuqori. Stiven buni sharhlaydi Tavba qilishning o'n kuni yahudiy xalqi undan maxsus ravishda kechirim so'rashi kerakligini anglatadi va yahudiylar Stivenga "noto'g'ri" qilganlari uchun kechirim so'rashi mumkin bo'lgan ishonch telefonini (1-888-OOPS-JEW) joriy qiladi. Namoyish paytida telefon vaqti-vaqti bilan jiringlaydi, ohangda chaladigan eski uslubdagi qo'ng'iroq chalinadi Havo Nagila. Segment har mavsum yuqori bayramlarda qayta tiklanadi va har bir keyingi mavsumda qo'ng'iroq qilinadigan raqam bir xil raqamga ega bo'lgan boshqa ishonch telefoniga ulanishi kerakligi aniqlanadi, avval 1-888-MOPS-KEY va keyinroq 1-888- MOSS-LEW.,[2] 1-888-MOS-PLEX, 1-888-NORS-LEZ, 1-888-O-MRS-LEX va 1-888-O-NPR-LDY.

Tumanni yaxshiroq bilish

Asosiy maqola: Tumanni yaxshiroq bilish

Tumanni yaxshiroq bilish bu Kolbert intervyularida takrorlanadigan segment Kongress a'zolari uning xaritasidagi barcha 434 bo'sh joyni to'ldirishga umid qilib, aniq tumanlardan. (Yo'qolgan 435-chi okrug Kaliforniyaning 50-chi hududi deb e'lon qilindi Stiven uchun o'lik 2005 yilda quyidagilar Dyuk Kanningem janjal, chunki u "Dyukni pastga tushirdi". [3] 2006 yil Ash chorshanba kuni uning maqomi "men uchun hech qachon mavjud bo'lmagan" deb o'zgartirilib, ushbu toifadagi yagona narsa bo'ldi.[4]) Segmentda Colbert birinchi bo'lib qisqa tarix darsini beradi tuman, keyin vakili bilan suhbatlashish va ularga "yuklangan" savollarni berish.

Spinofflar

  • Challengerni yaxshiroq bilish, davomida segment 2006 yilgi Kongress saylovlari bu erda Kolbert tanqidchilar bilan suhbatlashdi, chunki amaldagi prezident uning shousida qatnashishdan bosh tortdi.
  • Himoyachini yaxshiroq bilish, ga bag'ishlangan 4 qismli serial protektoratlar Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlari.
  • Asoschini yaxshiroq bilish, 56 qismdan iborat serialga imzo chekuvchilarga e'tibor qaratilgan Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlarining mustaqillik deklaratsiyasi.
  • Prezidentni yaxshiroq bilish, Kolbert intervyu bergan 43 qismli serial sobiq prezidentlar bilan gaplashib taqlidchilar.
  • Ittifoqdosh bilan tanishing, millatlarga bag'ishlangan bir qator Xohish koalitsiyasi.
  • Tumanni yaxshiroq bilish, ilgari ko'rsatilgan intervyularning kengaytirilgan versiyalari mavjud.
  • Xotirani yaxshiroq bilish, 2006 yilgi saylovlardan so'ng Kongressga qaytarilgan "taniqli" vakillarni ko'rsatadigan "takrorlash".
  • Men bilan gaplashadigan Prezidentlikka nomzodni yaxshiroq biling, 2008 yilgi prezidentlik saylovlarida prezidentlikka nomzodlar bilan intervyularni taqdim etgan muddatsiz seriya. Bugungi kunga qadar faqat respublikachilar Mayk Xekabi (u Kolbertdan unga sherik bo'lishini so'ragan) va Ron Pol bunday intervyular uchun paydo bo'ldi, ammo Hillari Klinton, Barak Obama va Jon Edvards hammasi Hisobotda chiqish qilgan.
  • Hokimi yaxshiroq bilish, shtat gubernatorlariga bag'ishlangan seriya (bilan boshlang Mark Sanford )
  • Lobbi haqida yaxshiroq bilish, 2008 yil 6-fevralda namoyish etilgan 35000 qismli (dastlab cheksiz) seriya lobbistlar Kapitoliy tepaligida ishlaydiganlar.
  • Bitlni yaxshiroq bilish, a'zolariga qaratilgan 4 qismli serial Bitlz.
  • Tsivilizatsiya beshigini yaxshiroq bilish, Iroq tarixi to'g'risidagi 1 qismdan iborat Iroq Stiven operatsiyasi paytida namoyish etilgan.
  • Tuzilgan tumanni yaxshiroq bilish, tuzilgan tumanlar haqida [tushunarsiz] qismlar seriyasi; Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlari hukumatining veb-saytiga kongress okruglarini tashkil etgan ishbilarmonlar tomonidan rag'batlantiruvchi pullarning sarflanishini kuzatib boradigan noto'g'ri ma'lumotlarga havola.
  • Stivenni yaxshiroq bilish, segment 2009 yil 16 dekabrda paydo bo'ldi, unda Kolbert Stiven ismli taniqli odamlardan intervyu oldi (xususan, "ph" bilan yozilgan).
  • Dushmanni yaxshiroq bilish, terrorchilar dushmanlariga bag'ishlangan serial.
  • Minishni yaxshiroq bilish, ga qaratilgan 1 qismli segment Kanada saylov okrugi tomonidan o'tkazilgan Parlament a'zosi Ujjal Dosanjh davomida 2010 yil 22 fevralda bo'lib o'tgan 2010 yilgi qishki Olimpiya o'yinlari yilda Vankuver, Britaniya Kolumbiyasi, Kanada. Profillangan minish edi Vankuver janubi, Olimpiada bo'lib o'tgan joyda.
  • Kissingerni yaxshiroq bilish, Genbert Kissincerning Kolbertning intervyusidan oldin Genri Kissinjerning bir qismi.
  • Salinger / Xemingueyni yaxshiroq bilish, Kolbert kitob klubida kim bilan tanishgani haqida bir qismli serial.
  • Amerikani yaxshiroq bilish, Stiven Kolbert Prezident Obamadan intervyu olgan bir qism.

Grinshitda Blitskrieg

Rojdestvo mavsumi atrofida namoyish etiladigan segment. U (Kolbert) Rojdestvoga hujum qilishni taklif qilgan odamlarni turli yo'llar bilan aldashga oid voqealarni o'z ichiga oladi.

Kengashlar

Colbert tomonidan ogohlantirish yoki qoralash sifatida ishlatilgan iboralardan kelib chiqqan Bildirishnomada va Dead to Me taxtalari odamlar va Colbertni g'azablantirgan narsalar ro'yxatiga kiritilgan ulkan ko'k taxtalar. Bildirishnoma taxtasi to'ldirilganida, Kolbert biron narsani olib tashlashga yoki eng yomon ko'rgan dushmanlari uchun ajratilgan Dead to Me taxtasiga o'tkazishga majbur. Bir martalik o'zgarishlarga a Chaqirildi 2006 yil 14 avgustda oq taxta, qizil rang Fantaziyalar taxta, 2007 yil 31-yanvar, a Aytmang 2007 yil 25 aprelda taxta va 2007 yil 2 oktyabrda cho'ntakka o'xshash "Xabarnomada" taxtasi.

Doktor Stiven T. Kolbert bilan aldash, D.F.A.

O'limni aldash tibbiy va sog'liqqa tegishli segment. Cheating Death paytida, Kolbert o'zini doktor Stiven T. Kolbert, D.F.A., Faxriyga ishora qiladi. Tasviriy san'at doktori bu edi unga topshirildi tomonidan Noks kolleji.

Ushbu segmentga kirish grafigi bilan shaxmat o'yiniga havola O'lim yilda Ingmar Bergman film Ettinchi muhr, Kolbert skrablar kiyib olganida, u o'limni so'zma-so'z aldash va g'alaba qozonish uchun hiyla ishlatganda (boshqa variantda u o'limni o'z pulidan o'ldiradi uchta karta monte ). Keyinchalik, Kolbert har bir segmentga oldin uning tibbiyot doktori emasligini, ammo a D.oktori Fine Arts, so'ngra unga nima qilishga ruxsat berilganligi haqida hazil (masalan: bolalarni etkazib berish Jorjiya O'Kif rasmlar). Ushbu segment odatda tibbiy va sog'liqni saqlash sohasidagi yangiliklar, shu jumladan yaqinda erishilgan yutuqlar va boshqa tibbiy va sog'liqni saqlash segmentlarida topilgan turdagi e'lonlarni o'z ichiga oladi, keyin homiyning (xayoliy) homiysiga ulanadi, Preskott farmatsevtikava ularning juda shubhali "Vaxa" mahsulot qatori. (Preskott farmatsevtika, aftidan, nomi bilan tanilgan katta, ancha soyali kompaniyaning bir qismidir Preskott guruhi, Kolbert uni tez-tez targ'ib qiladi. Ularning boshqa bo'limlari kiradi Preskott moyi va Preskott moliya.) Ushbu sog'liqni saqlash bo'yicha tavsiyalar odatda xavfli yoki foydasizdir va ushbu mahsulotlar "Skeletal ksilofoning" kabi g'alati yon ta'sirlarni keltirib chiqaradi.[5] yoki "REO Speedlung ".[6] Segment har doim Kolbertning "Sog'lik bilan ko'rasiz!" Degan iborasi bilan yakunlanadi, "Men sizni do'zaxda ko'raman!"

2011 yil 25 apreldagi epizodda, Gomeopatik mahsulotlar qatori aslida Växa deb nomlangan kompaniyadan to'xtatish va to'xtatish xati olganidan so'ng, Kolbert o'z mahsulotini "Vacsa" deb o'zgartirdi. U ikkala ismning o'xshashliklari mutlaqo "aksidental" ekanligini ta'kidladi.

Segment dasturning eng yuqori nuqtasi sifatida ishlatilgan ketma-ket final; Shouning so'nggi mehmoni bo'lishni maqsad qilgan o'lim (uni Grimmi deb atashadi) Kolbertning hiyla-nayranglariga tushmaydi va uni aldaganini ko'rib, uni bo'g'ib o'ldiradi. Buning natijasida kurash Kolbertni tasodifan "Shirinlik" to'pponchasi bilan O'limni o'ldirishi va tugashi bilan tugaydi o'lmas.[7]

Colbert Platinum (CP)

Colbert Platinum bu Colbert hisoboti High Net Worth (HNW) versiyasi yoqilgan CNBC. Shaxsiy suvosti kemalari va 750 000 AQSh dollari kabi qimmatbaho va obro'li narsalarni profilga chiqaradi qalamlar, faqat "o'ta boylar" ning imkoni bor edi. Kirish qismida Kolbert tomoshabinlarga ushbu segment faqat milliarderlar uchun "ekanligini" eslatib, "kambag'al" millioner tomoshabinlarga kanalni o'zgartirishni buyurgan. 2008 yil 20 oktyabrda Colbert Platinum sifatida aylantirildi Colbert alyuminiy, tufayli 2008 yilgi iqtisodiy inqiroz. Uning diqqat markazida ilgari boy bo'lgan, Kolbert tomoshabinlarga "agar sizda so'nggi olti oy ichida qaytarib olingan yaxta bo'lmasa" tomosha qilmaslikni aytgan. 2009 yil 20 avgustdan boshlab Kolbert turg'unlik tugaganligini va Colbert Platinum qayta tiklanganligini e'lon qildi.

Sovuq urushni yangilash

Sovuq urushni yangilash bu Kolbert "mish-mishlarni" rad etgan segment Sovuq urush bilan tugadi Sovet Ittifoqining tarqatib yuborilishi 1991 yilda. Ushbu segment avvalgi yangiliklarni qamrab oladi Sovet bloki kabi mamlakatlar Kuba, Shimoliy Koreya, Rossiya, Xitoy va Yugoslaviya.[8]

Men eshitgan eng aqldan ozgan narsa

Men eshitgan eng aqldan ozgan narsa - bu Kolbert so'nggi "g'alati" yangilikni ta'kidlaydigan segment. Bunga o'xshaydi O'Rayli faktori "s "Kunning eng kulgili narsasi". Variantlarga "Men eshitgan eng she'riy F #? Qirol narsa" kiradi.

DaColbert kodi

Parodiya Dan Braun "s Da Vinchi kodi, "DaColbert Code" - bu vaqti-vaqti bilan bo'ladigan qism bo'lib, unda Colbert o'zining sirli kodidan (aslida ishlab chiqilgan so'z birikmasi o'yini) o'tmish va kelajakdagi voqealarni ochib berish uchun foydalanadi. Bu odatda Kolbertni bema'ni xulosalar chiqarishga undaydi, masalan Mayk Mayers uchun javobgar edi Katrina bo'roni debacle - garchi 2006 va 2009 yillarda u DaColbert kodidan beshta eng yaxshi prognoz qilish uchun foydalangan Oskar egalari va 2008 yilgi saylovlar oldidan kodeksda bir necha bor takrorlangan Barak Obama AQShning navbatdagi prezidenti bo'lar edi. Segment foydalanadi Leonardo da Vinchi "s Mona Liza uning ochilish grafigi sifatida, Kolbertning yuzi tahrirlangan. Har safar u qanday ishlashini, kim o'ldirganligini bashorat qilib, sinovdan o'tkazish orqali tasvirlaydi. Jon F. Kennedi, bu har doim boshqa gumonlanuvchiga olib kelgan, shu jumladan Jaklin, Jonson, Nikson va Kennedining o'zi.

Demokralipsis endi!

Demokralipsis endi! 2008 yilgi prezidentlik saylovlari davomida taqdim etilgan va Demokratik partiyaning qanday qilib "o'zini yo'q qilishini" yoritgan Hillari Klinton va Barak Obama Prezidentlikka nomzod uchun raqobatdosh takliflar. Sarlavha a portmanteau, chapga yo'naltirilgan progressiv sindikatlashtirilgan yangiliklar dasturi nomini birlashtirgan Endi demokratiya! film bilan Endi qiyomat. (Ochilish ketma-ketligi filmga "qo'shig'i bilan ishora qiladi"Valkyries safari "va kesma Jon Makkeyn filmning mashhur "Dahshat ... dahshat!" qatoriga iqtibos keltirgan bosh).

Farqni yaratuvchilar

Farqni yaratuvchilar Kolbert odatdagidek shubhali qiymatning ehtirosli sababini targ'ib qilishda farq qiladi deb hisoblagan oddiy amerikaliklarga hurmat bajo keltiradi, masalan, o'qitishga ishongan ayol ustunli raqs a feministik sabab. O'zgarishlarni yaratuvchi qahramonlik ustunliklarida tasvirlangan va segmentlarda vatanparvarlik fon musiqasi mavjud, ammo intervyular doimiy ravishda hikoyachining maqtov so'zlariga zid keladi. Bu Kolbert hikoya qiluvchidan tashqari umuman ko'rinmaydigan bir nechta segmentlardan biridir. Bu ismning ismiga o'xshashlik mavjud NBC Nightly News inson manfaati "Farq qilish" segmenti.

Ichidagi dushman

Ichidagi dushman Colbert Report Special Reports deb nomlangan bir qator segmentlarning bir qismidir. Introda odatdagidek ko'rinadigan bir oila suratga tushgan, faqat oxirida chet elliklar paydo bo'lishi mumkin. Segmentda Stiven qonunni (kichkintoylar va bitta velosipedlar kabi) bukilgan dushman sifatida ko'rinadigan benign tuyulgan narsani yoritish uchun soxta rivoyat uslubidan foydalanadi.

Qattiq raqib

Uchun Qattiq raqib, Kolbert o'z muxolifatiga loyiq deb bilgan yagona odamga qarshi mavzuni muhokama qiladi: o'zi. Ushbu segment ikkita Stiven Kolbertsning ko'rinishini beradi, ularning har biri bir-biriga qarama-qarshi bo'lib, har xil rangli galstuk taqib yurishadi (odatda liberal Kolbert uchun ko'k va konservativ uchun qizil rang) va har xil fonga qarshi turuvchi, yashil rangdan foydalanish natijasida hosil bo'lgan illuziya. ekran va chroma-key Colbert galstukining rangini o'zgartirish texnologiyasi. Colberts-dan biri odatda ko'proq narsani talab qiladi liberal holati, ikkinchisi esa o'ziga xos ultra-konservativ ko'rinish. Konservativ Kolbert deyarli har doim g'alaba qozonadi, umuman olganda gipotetik vaziyatni keltirib chiqaradi (yoki maxsus holatlar bo'yicha yoki faraziy tushish bo'yicha) va buni o'zining asoslari uchun ishlatadi.

Bugungi kunga qadar "liberal" Kolbert faqat 2009 yil 4 noyabrda namoyish etilgan epizodda yutgan edi. Ushbu epizodda "liberal" Kolbert chaqirdi Al Gor (u erda shaxsan kim bo'lgan) unga bahslashishiga yordam berish uchun. Keyin ultra-konservativ Kolbert o'z versiyasini Al Gor deb atadi (u ham haqiqiy Al Gor o'ynagan). Ammo, ikki munozarali Stivendan farqli o'laroq, "ikkalasi" ham Al Gores bir xil fikrda edilar va konservator Kolbertni ularning haq ekanligiga ishontirishdi.

"Qo'rqinchli raqib" ning so'nggi qismi 2014 yil 15 dekabrda efirga uzatildi. Qo'shma Shtatlarning qiynoqlarni qo'llaganligi haqidagi munozaralar paytida - namoyishni birinchi oyida ikkalasi muhokama qilgan mavzu - liberal Kolbert o'zining konservativ hamkasbini o'zini tan olishga ishontirdi. xayoliy belgi. Segment tugashi bilan, konservativ Kolbert mavjud bo'lib, faqat liberal Kolbertni qoldirdi.

A-Pop-kalipsiyaning to'rtta otliqi

In A-Pop-kalipsiyaning to'rtta otliqi segment Kolbert shoshilinch ravishda ommaviy axborot vositalarini (radio, kino, televizor va kitoblar) tanqid qilmoqda tsivilizatsiyaning oxiri. Segment nomi - ning Injil belgilariga havola Apokalipsisning to'rtta otliqlari

Ozodlik haqida arzimas narsalar

Ushbu qisqa xabarlar tez-tez shouning birinchi mavsumida tijorat tanaffuslaridan oldin yoki keyin darhol paydo bo'ldi. Sarlavhalar odatda edi portmanteaux, dan tortib Fraktlar (Ozodlik Faktlar ), ga Friddles (Ozodlik Topishmoqlar ), Franagrammalar (Ozodlik Anagramlar ) va Frnaps (Ozodlik Snaps ). Ichimlik o'yinlari va Ozodlik haqida arzimas narsalar ham taklif qilindi. Ko'rsatilgan xabarlar odatda Kolbertning bo'rttirilgan vatanparvarligi va shishgan egoini aks ettirar edi, masalan: "Bilasizmi ... 1983 yilda Stiven qonuniy ravishda o'zining familiyasini" Gettysburg manzili "ga o'zgartirdi." Ular shouning ikkinchi mavsumi boshlangandan ko'p o'tmay to'xtatildi; Freedom Trivia-ning so'nggi xabari 2006 yil 26 yanvarda paydo bo'lgan Hisobot.

Qararsizlik 2010: Yiqilganlarning qasosi

2010 yil oraliq saylovlarni yoritish. Respublikachilar Vakillar Palatasini va ehtimol Senatni qayta qabul qilishga tayyor edilar. Segment subtitri filmdan olingan Transformatorlar: Yiqilganlarning qasosi. Bunday holda, "yiqilganlar" respublikachilar. Senator Mitch Makkonnell toshbaqadan, ozchiliklar etakchisi Jon Beyner to'q sariq transport konusidan o'zgarib borayotganini ko'rsatmoqda.

Mayda mayda chiroq

Monkeyning Lamdagi ochilish grafigi

Mayda mayda chiroq birinchi bo'lib 2007 yil avgustda maymun qochib ketganidan keyin paydo bo'ldi "lamda "Viskonsin shtatida. Bu vaqti-vaqti bilan takrorlanib turar edi, u erda qochib ketgan maymunlar haqidagi hikoyalar bo'lgan, lekin asosan Kolbertning har qanday hikoyasi hal qilinganligi va uni ta'qib qilishning hojati yo'qligi aniqlangandan keyin ko'ngli qolgan. maymun qo'zichoqni minib qurolni o'qqa tutmoqda. Shuningdek, segmentning "Lobster Edition" ham xuddi shu grafikadan foydalanilgan.

Amerikani yo'q qiladigan filmlar

Amerikani yo'q qiladigan filmlar filmni ko'rib chiqish segmentidir, unda Kolbert yaqinda chiqarilgan filmlar haqida o'z fikrlarini bildiradi - ko'pincha u treylerlardan boshqa narsani ko'rmagan holda tan oladi (u "baribir sizga filmning eng yaxshi qismini beraman" deb da'vo qiladi). Bu tez-tez ko'rib chiqilayotgan filmlarning kulgili va noto'g'ri taassurotlariga olib keladi, chunki Kolbert eng yaxshi deb hisoblagan filmlarga shafqatsizlarcha hujum qiladi (masalan) Qavslar ustida va G'urur va noto'g'ri aqida ), keyin konservatorlar nomaqbul deb topgan filmni maqtaydi (masalan Brokeback Mountain ). Ushbu segmentda "Awards Edition", "Christmas Edition" va "Summer Blockbuster Edition" mavjud.

Mihlangan

Mihlangan Colbert "Buyurtma va qonun" ning shubhali g'alabasini qamrab oladigan segment. Ushbu segment kichik yoki bema'ni qonunni buzgan kimsani va javobgarlikka tortilishini o'z ichiga oladi - masalan, siz o'zingiz yeyishingiz mumkin bo'lgan restoranda turmush o'rtog'iga plastinasidan ovqat eyishga ruxsat berganligi uchun ayblangan odam. Segment Kolbert tomonidan hikoya qilinadi, u turli xil dramatik ritorika va g'alati metaforalardan foydalangan holda qonunni buzuvchini dahshatli jinoyatchi sifatida tasvirlaydi. Ayrim hollarda, Kolbert ushbu qismdagi voqeani "jinoyatchi" ni "jazolash" orqali, ular "mixlangan" jinoyatning bema'ni ekanligini kinoya bilan ta'kidlaydi. Bunga misol qilib o'qishni yaxshi ko'rgan yosh bolani kutubxonasi bekor qilindi, chunki uning oilasi o'zlari tanlagan kutubxonadan farqli o'laroq yashagan va shu sababli kutubxonani qo'llab-quvvatlaydigan soliqlarni to'lamagan. U ushbu segmentda qatnashdi va Kolbert bunga javoban bolani undan ham ko'proq kitoblarni o'qishga "majbur qildi", u unga ilgari o'z shousida ilgari surilgan bir quti kitobni, shuningdek butun kollektsion qutini yuborib yubordi. Garri Potter seriya, Kolbertning o'zi tomonidan imzolangan.

Odamlar Amerikani yo'q qilmoqda

Shunga o'xshash uslubda Mihlangan va Farqni yaratuvchilar, Odamlar Amerikani yo'q qilmoqda Kolbert "Amerikani yo'q qilmoqda" deb hisoblagan qandaydir ahamiyatsiz harakat yoki huquqbuzarlik sodir etgan shaxs atrofidagi intervyular. Odatda Kolbert tomonidan o'qiladigan rivoyat, suhbatdoshlarning benuqson javoblari bilan doimo qarama-qarshi bo'lgan mash'um superlativalarda mavzu va ularning taxmin qilingan jinoyatlarini tasvirlashga intiladi.

Sem Voterston hech qachon ishonib bo'lmaydigan narsalarga ishonishingiz kerak bo'lgan narsalarni aytadi

Sem Voterston, siz hech qachon ishonchli xulq-atvorga ishonmasligingiz kerak bo'lgan narsalarni aytadi qisqacha segment Qonun va tartib Yulduz Sem Voterston, sarlavhadan ko'rinib turibdiki, hech qachon ishonchli tarzda ishonmaslik kerak bo'lgan narsalarni aytadi, masalan: "Men kelajakdanman. Agar yashashni istasangiz, men bilan birga boring. "Bu 2008 yil yanvar oyida o'sha paytdagi prezidentlikka nomzodning" xalq "jozibasiga tayanish xavfini tasvirlash uchun joriy qilingan edi. Qonun va tartib kostar Fred Tompson, Kolbertni qiynab, uni tez-tez "Reygan figurasi "Matbuot tomonidan. Segment uch marta ishlagan (garchi Kolbert bu ishni" o'nlab marta "isbotlagan deb da'vo qilgan bo'lsa-da) va Tompson prezidentlik saylovlaridagi kampaniyasidan chiqib ketganidan keyin to'xtatilgan.

Smokin qutb: Arktik boyliklari uchun kurash

Smokin qutb: Arktik boyliklari uchun kurash bu Kolbert dunyo resurslarini talab qiladigan dunyo davlatlari atrofidagi yangiliklarni qayta ko'rib chiqadigan segment Arktika doirasi. Ushbu segment dastlab "Arc! Kim u erga boradi?"

Stiven Kolbertning Kidz uchun to'plari

Stiven Kolbertning Kidz uchun to'plari - bu "tarbiyaviy" bolalar segmenti bo'lib, Kolbert muhim masalalar deb hisoblaydigan narsalarga dars beradi. Unda to'rtta boladan iborat guruh voyaga etgan "mutaxassislar" bilan suhbat o'tkazmoqda, ularning odatda bema'ni javoblari yosh guruhning hayratda qoldiradigan yoki dahshatli reaktsiyalarini keltirib chiqaradi. Segment ikkita alohida qismda suratga olingan - "mutaxassislar" bilan o'tkazilgan intervyular yoki yangitdan olingan kadrlar; va bolalarning savollari va reaktsiyalari - keyinchalik yakuniy asarni yaratish uchun ular tahrir qilinadi.

Stiven Kolbertning "Ayiqlar va sharlar"

Uslubidagi moliyaviy maslahat segmenti Mad Money, Ayiqlar va sharlar haddan tashqari kattaroq qizil tugmachani bosgan holda, moliyalashtirish bilan bog'liq savollarga sodda javoblarni (tez-tez "Asalarilar!") o'chiradi, garchi Kolbert ba'zan uni bir necha marta bosishi kerak bo'ladi (har safar ahamiyatsiz va ko'pincha kulgili javoblar chiqarganda). savolga tegishli javob olish. Tugma vaqti-vaqti bilan Colbert uni bosishdan oldin javob beradi.

Stiven Kolbertning yiqilish holati

Kolbert siyosiy tanqidchi bo'lishdan boshqa ish qidiradigan segment, masalan, ayg'oqchi yoki momaqaldiroq. Ushbu segmentlarning har birida u o'zi tanlagan kasb bo'yicha kimdir bilan intervyu olib, nima uchun bu ishni tanlash kerakligini so'raydi. Suhbat oxirida Kolbert ishonch hosil qiladi va o'zining past mavqeini sinab ko'radi.

Stiven Kolbertning skeyt kutishlari

Stiven Kolbertning skeytdan kutgan natijalari: muzni tepish va silliq siljishdagi xayr-ehsonlar muzli yo'ldan Vankuvergacha muzlagan yo'lga tushish '010 Colbert sportning profilini namoyish qiladigan to'rt qismli seriyali edi 2010 yilgi qishki Olimpiya o'yinlari va tegishli AQSh jamoasini sinab ko'ring. Har bir segmentda, skelet, bobsledding, kıvırma va tezkor konkida uchish barchasi profillangan. Luge "eng gey sport" deb hisoblanganligi sababli o'tib ketdi.[9] Oxirgi segmentda Kolbert va Olimpiya konki sportchisi o'rtasidagi musobaqa namoyish etildi Shani Devis Devis Kolberni AQShning tezkor sportchilar jamoasiga o'z maydonlarida mashg'ulot o'tkazishga ruxsat bermaganligi uchun Kanadani qattiq tanqid qilgani uchun "jirkanch" deb ataganidan keyin chiqarilgan.[10]

Stiven Kolbertning Sport hisoboti

Stiven Kolbertning Sport hisoboti (ikkalasi ham jim "t" lar bilan talaffuz qilinadi) dastlab qopqoqni yopish uchun yaratilgan Saginaw Spirit, an Ontario xokkey ligasi kichik xokkey ikkinchi darajali maskot, Steagle Colbeagle, Kolbert nomini oldi. Ruh o'z boshlanishida segmentning harakatlantiruvchi kuchi edi, Kolbert o'yinlarni qayta tikladi, bo'lajak raqiblar bilan gaplashdi va jamoa murabbiyiga maslahat berdi, ammo keyinchalik u umumiy sport bilan bog'liq mavzular segmentiga aylandi, bir vaqtlar u butun shouni namoyish qildi yozuvchining ish tashlashi paytida o'z.

Stiven Xoking bu kabi teshik

Astro fizikasi haqidagi hikoyalarni yorituvchi sifatida taqdim etilgan Stiven Xoking, bu orqali Kolbert uni jirkanch ekanligini ko'rsatadigan nurda tasvirlaydi.

Stivenning ovozli maslahati

Stivenning ovozli maslahati - bu Colbert soliq kabi muammolar uchun absurd vositalarni taklif qiladigan maslahat segmenti, elektr uzilishi va shaxsni o'g'irlash.

Tek Jansen

Asosiy maqola: Tek Jansen

To'liq sarlavha: Stiven Kolbert taqdim etadi: Stiven Kolbertning Alfa guruhi 7: Yangi Tek Jansenning sarguzashtlari, Tek Jansen shortsi animatsion sarguzashtlar, go'yo Kolbertning (xayoliy) nashr etilmagan kitobining asosiy qahramoni, Stiven Kolbertning "Alfa guruhi 7": Leydi Nokturn: Tek Jansenning sarguzashtlari. Qisqa shimlar formulali va tepada, deyish mumkin edi, chunki ularning har biri Jansenning qahramonlik sarguzashtlarida qatnashishi, u uchrashgan har bir ayol (erkak va boshqa) bilan sevishishi, bitta laynerlar bilan chiqishishi va jarlikdagi o'limga xavf solishi tugatish. Doimiy ravishda haqiqiy Kolbert animatsion voqealarga munosabat bildiradi, go'yo u ham buni rivoyatchi kabi hayajonli topadi.

Oziq-ovqat uchun fikr

Ushbu takrorlanuvchi segmentda Colbert haddan ziyod ijodga yo'naltirilgan semirish, Koni orollari Hot-dogni iste'mol qilish tanlovi yoki tez tayyorlanadigan yangi taomlar kabi oziq-ovqat masalalarini taqdim etadi.

  • Amerikaliklar har doim yulduzlarga intilishadi ... bizning Lucky Charms qutilarida.
  • Coney Island hot-dogni iste'mol qilish tanlovi - bu to'rtinchi iyulning eng vatanparvarlik bayrami bo'lib, hot-it otish musobaqasi.
  • Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger Melt "sizning tushligingizga o'xshaydi, va yana ikki kishining tushligi sizning og'zingizda uch marta bor.
  • Agar sizda yana ikkita panjara pishloqli sendvich bo'lgan panjara pishloqli sendvich bo'lsa nima bo'ladi? Va keyin, agar o'sha ikkita panjara pishloqli sendvichlarda ham non uchun panjara pishloqli sendvichlar va boshqalar bo'lsa, cheksizgacha davom etadigan ikki tomonlama pishloqli sendvich non pishloqli sendvichlar seriyasida? O'zingizni millatingizga tayyorlang, chunki men Mobius Meltni ixtiro qildim: Siz uni hech qachon iste'mol qilishni to'xtatishni xohlamaysiz va nazariy jihatdan hech qachon qila olmaysiz.

ThreatDown

The ThreatDown shou eng uzoq davom etgan segmentlardan biri bo'lib, amerikaliklar uchun Stiven Kolbert tomonidan aniqlangan beshta eng katta tahdidni sanab o'tdi. Ayiq va robotlar (va ba'zida robot ayiqlari) har biri tez-tez o'zlarining kirishlari yoki boshqa yozuvlar bilan bog'liq ravishda ro'yxatda yuqori o'rinlarni egallaydi. Tahdidlar ko'pincha Kolbertdan boshqa hech kimga tahdid solmaydi; Masalan, 2006 yil yanvar oyida Kolbert Associated Press uni so'z bilan tanitmaganligi uchun Amerikaga birinchi raqamli tahdid "haqiqat ". Ushbu segmentdagi o'zgarishlar a ni o'z ichiga olgan GreatDown, unda Kolbert Amerikadagi beshta buyuk narsani sanab o'tdi; a Mini ThreatDown unda Colbert oldingi tunda ThreatDown-da eslashni unutgan bitta "tahdid raqami .5" bo'lgan; a ShredDown, Kolbert va Kris Funk o'rtasidagi gitara yakka tanloviga berilgan unvon; a StendDown tahdidi, tomoshabinlarga aytilgan ThreatDown antiteziyasi To'xta qo'rqish;[11] va bir qator mavzuli ThreatDowns, shu jumladan barcha hayvonlar, ilm-fan va texnologiyalar va tahdidlarning eng tez-tez nashrlari.

Xbox Live Arja o'yini buyrug'i va g'olibi: Red Alert 3 qo'mondonining Challenge-da ThreatDown-ga murojaat qilgan yutuqlari bor. Siz "Amerikaga bir raqamli tahdid" darajasidagi barcha ayiqlarni yo'q qilishingiz kerak[iqtibos kerak ]

Shlyapaning uchi, barmoqning vagasi

Shlyapaning uchi, barmoqning vagasi (Shuningdek, "T-Dubs" yoki "Maslahat / Vag" deb nomlanadi) - bu Kolbert odamlarni yoki yangiliklarni ma'qullash yoki rad etishni bildiradigan segment. Kolbert kimnidir "bilan maqtashi odatiy hol emas"Shlyapaning uchi ", faqat darhol o'girilib, ularni"Barmoq barmoqlari "Ba'zan xuddi shu sababga ko'ra. Bunday vaziyatlardan birida, Kolbert o'sha paytda ma'qullash bilan shug'ullangan.Avstraliya bosh vaziri Jon Xovard uning tanqidlari uchun Barak Obama, Xovardni Amerika fuqarosi haqida yomon gapirishga jur'at etgani uchun suiiste'mol qilishdan oldin, ushbu so'zlar bilan rozi ekanligini bildirdi. U shlyapasini Roe v. Wade-ga abort qilish bilan bog'lab qo'ydi, chunki u "Wade" emas, balki ko'l bo'ylab qayiqda "Roe" qilishni va ko'ylagi buzilishini istaydi.

Amerikalik bo'lmagan yangiliklar

Amerikalik bo'lmagan yangiliklar bu Kolbert hisobot beradigan segment Yangiliklar atrofida dunyo.

Stiven Kolbert dunyoda qaerda va qachon Fors ko'rfaziga borishni rejalashtirmoqda?

Stiven Kolbert dunyoda qaerda va qachon Fors ko'rfaziga borishni rejalashtirmoqda? ikkala bekor qilinishiga javoban yaratilgan segment edi Mett Lauer "s Today Show segment Mett Lauer dunyoning qayerida? va Kolbert o'zining shousini tomoshaga olib borishini e'lon qildi Fors ko'rfazi shoularning bir haftasi uchun. Segment Fors ko'rfazidagi tasodifiy mintaqani Omadingizni bosing taxta. 2009 yil 6-may kuni efirda Kolbert sarlavhani o'zgartirdi Stiven kimdir qaerda va qayerda qaerda bo'ladi? Pentagonning iltimosiga binoan, segmentning mavzusidagi qo'shiq shou o'tkaziladigan joy haqida juda ko'p ma'lumot berganligi aytilgan edi. 2009 yil 8 iyunda Al-Faw saroyidan The Colbert Report (shuningdek, Suv saroyi), Bog'dod, Iroq lageridagi g'alaba. U Gen bilan suhbatlashdi. Raymond T. Odierno. Senator Jon Makkeyn va Prezident Barak Obama Prezidentlar singari maxsus chiqishlarni amalga oshirdilar Bill Klinton va Jorj X.V. Bush ikkinchi kuni.

Qarang: "Iroqlik Stiven" operatsiyasi: Qo'mondonlik safari - 2009 yil Iroq, Bog'dodga tashrif qo'shimcha ma'lumot olish uchun.

Kim hozir - Meni hozir qilyapti?

Ushbu segmentning variantlariga quyidagilar kiradi Hozir meni kim hurmat qilmoqda? va Hozir meni kim hurmat qilmayapti?, bu erda Kolbert o'zini biron bir narsa uchun tan olayotgan yoki o'zini o'zi tan olinishi kerak deb hisoblagan narsa uchun tanimagan OAVga e'tiborni qaratadi, xarakterning o'ziga xos tabiati bilan o'ynaydi. Hozir kim menga hujum qilmoqda? o'zlarini himoya qilish uchun tarafdorlarini to'plash uchun konservativ mutaxassislarning o'zlarini dushmanlar qamalida deb ko'rsatishga moyilligini parodiya qiladi. Endi mening kostyumlarimni kim minib yuradi? yana bir o'zgarish.

Sarlavha ketma-ketligidagi so'zlar

Ko'rgazmaga sarlavha ketma-ketligi paytida bir nechta so'zlarni ko'rish mumkin, odatda vatanparvarlik xususiyatlarini tavsiflovchi so'zlar. Ko'rsatilgan so'nggi so'z vaqti-vaqti bilan o'zgarib turadi, ba'zida ma'lum bir epizod uchun maxsus o'zgartiriladi. (Ushbu jadvalda chiziqli tanaffuslar ko'rsatilmagan.) Amaldagi sarlavha ketma-ketligi bilan Stiven biron bir "jang qichqirig'i" va Amerika bayrog'ini ko'tarib, bu so'nggi so'zdan sakrab o'tayotganini ko'rmoqda.

"So'z / ibora"Umumiy epizod sanalari ular paydo bo'ldi *Izohlar
Grippi05-oktabr
MegamerikanFevral 6+
Linkolnish4/17/06+
Ajoyib9/11/06+Asosan o'yin. 2-mavsum boshlanishi.
Freem07 yanvarShuningdek, 27.08.14 ga qarang.
G'azablangan2/26/07+
Flagafil4/9/07+
Yaxshi7/16/07+
Gutly9/10/07+
Jangchi-shoir10/29/07+
Prezident Bush men bilan hotdog bor3/10/08-7/17/08O'tgan hafta Bush Jon Makkeyn bilan "hot-dog" uchrashuvini o'tkazdi va Stiven ushbu taklif uning ochilish marosimida bo'lganini va uni ushlaganini aytdi.
O'z-o'zidan ravshan4/14/08-4/17/08Ko'rinadigan bo'lsa, anjumanni qoplash paytida
Rok On!7/16/08Rush mehmon bo'ldi
Ko'p donli7/21/08+
Ovoz bering10/15/08+
Faktozaga toqat qilmaslik11/5/08+O'yin laktoza toqat qilmaydigan
2009 yildan beri kolmsiz1/6/09+Ga havola Alan Kolmes, liberal hamkasbi Shon Xanniti ustida Fox News Hannity & Colmes ko'rsatish. Kolmes, asosan, Foxni shou dasturini "Adolatli va muvozanatli" deb belgilashga undovchi edi, Hannity esa ko'p gapirgan. Kolmes namoyishdan nafaqaga chiqqanida Kolbert "Kolbert va Kolmes" segmentini boshqargan.
Etti dyuymli gangli kalit2/4/09Uzoq muddatli mehmon Stiv Martinga ishora
Sharbat!2/5/09+
Binafsha rang o'rnatilgan4/20/09+Birinchi misrasidagi "Binafsharang o'rnatilgan ulug'vorliklar" ga ishora Amerika go'zal
346X5/4/09Kechki mehmonning intervyusida, qanday qilib bu haqida gapirib berildi J. J. Abrams televidenie asarlari ichiga qandaydir tarzda ma'lum bir shou sirlariga taalluqli bo'lgan yashirin "izohlar" qo'yishni yaxshi ko'rardi. Ushbu epizodda u turli xil "alomatlarni" qo'yganiga ishora qilgandan so'ng, turli xil tasodifiy belgilar / xabarlar paydo bo'ldi va 346xni ushbu belgilar bilan bog'lash mumkin deb taxmin qilish mumkin, bu esa qandaydir maxfiy ma'noga ega bo'lishi mumkin.[iqtibos kerak ]
Vidolashuv9/17/09Ijrochi prodyuser Allison bilan xayrlashuv
Fundit9/22/09+Qiziqarli + mutaxassis
Applepious1/4/10+HD-ning yangi ochilishidan boshlab
Libertaz3/29/10+"Ozodlik" va "hazillashish" portmantesi
SHARF6/1/10+Xuddi shunday MILF
Yalang'och7/5/10Stiven butun namoyishni kasal bo'lib, bir nechta oldindan yopishtirilgan segmentlar bilan, ehtimol "bema'ni" his qilar edi
TBD8/2/10-8/4/10Belgilanishi kerak
Uberboled8/5/10+
Von armiyasi9/8/10Qurolli kuchlar maxsus qismi 1
Tayyor, veterinariya, boring!9/9/10'Qurolli kuchlarning maxsus qismi 2
Heterosapien9/13/10+[sic], "Homo sapiens" atamasi ikki so'zli va "s" ga ega bo'lishiga qaramay
Cinco de Me-o10/25/10Hisobotning 5 yillik yubileyi sharafiga, bir hafta dam olish paytida yuz berdi
Mart jinnilik10/26/10Ga ishora qilib Aqli va / yoki qo'rquvni tiklash uchun miting keyingi shanba kuni 30-oktabrda Vashingtonda, D.C.
Qo'rquv qo'ng'iroq qilsin10/27/10
Qachon qo'rqinchli miting uchrashdi10/28/10
Fearnix Rising11/1/10
2010 yil osib qo'ying11/2/10Live Night Night maxsus (Gavayi 5-0 mavzusi bilan)
Xamirga qovurilgan11/3/10-11/4/10
Downtrickler11/8/10+
Rahmat11/18/10Minnatdorchilik kunidan oldingi so'nggi namoyish
Christmust11/29/10Minnatdorchilik kunidan keyin birinchi namoyish
To'plarni pastki qismga qo'ying12/7/10+
Van Gog-Getter12/8/10Episode Stivenning badiiy loyihasiga bag'ishlangan
Hurmatli Ozodlik1/3/11-2/3/11
Yay-Xol2/14/11-3/10/11
G'olib!2/28/11Ga nisbatan Charli Shein uning tez-tez ziyofat va undan keyin tortishuvlar haqida g'azablangan intervyular uning mashhur shousining tanaffusi, Ikki yarim erkak.[iqtibos kerak ]
Kuchli suzuvchi3/21/11-4/14/11
So'z to'sig'i4/25/11-5/19/11To'liq ma'noda uning sarlavha ketma-ketligida ushbu so'z birikmalaridan sakrab o'tishini nazarda tutadi.
Men Angliyadaman4/28/11Kolbertning odamlarni Britaniyalik qirollik marosimida qatnashish uchun Angliyada ekanligiga ishontirishga urinishining bir qismi Shahzoda Uilyam va Keyt Midltonning to'yi, ertasi kuni ertalab sodir bo'lishi kerak edi.
Ladenni yutib oling5/2/11Yangiliklariga ishora qilib Usama bin Ladenni o'ldirish, oldingi kecha e'lon qildi.
Pacman5/31/11Ga ishora qilib Super PAC, ColbertPAC (Colbert Super Pac), Kolbert mashhur Arkada video o'yini va brendiga taalluqli bo'lgan va keyinchalik shakllangan Pac-Man
#heshteg6/1/11Odatda ular barcha katta harflarda bo'lganida, harflar aslida kichik harflarda bo'ladi
#vebeenhacked6/2/11Repga yuborilgan. Entoni Vayner "s sexting janjal Vayner tasodifan jinsiy olatining nomaqbul fotosuratini tvitterda yozganida, garchi u ichki kiyimining ichida bo'lsa-da (lekin hanuzgacha aniq, ayniqsa hukumat vakili uchun) Twitter hisob qaydnomasi. Ayni paytda Vayner o'z akkauntiga tajovuz qilinganligini va keyin xaker fotosuratni tvitterda yozdi. Biroq, Vayner bu uning surati ekanligini inkor qilmadi, chunki u o'zining fotosurati ekanligini yoki yo'qligini "sertifikat" bilan keltira olmasligini aytdi. Keyin Stiven o'zining tvitterida fotosuratlarga havolalar bilan 16 ta "tvit" qatorini joylashtirdi va shunga o'xshash tarzda "Men buni tanamning bir qismi emas deb ayta olmayman" deb yozdi. Fotosuratlar odatda turli xil g'azabli va kulgili rasmlar bo'lib, ular erkak yoki boshqa odam tanasining a'zolari emas edi yoki inson tanasining "nomuvofiq" qismlariga ishora qildi. U ushbu xabarlarning barchasiga qo'shilgan heshteg: #ivebeenhacked. Ushbu iboradagi harflarning hammasi ham kichik edi.
#iwasnthacked6/6/11Buning ortidan Entoni Vaynerning Twitter-dagi akkauntiga joylashtirilgan nomaqbul fotosuratni tan olgan matbuot anjumani haqiqatan ham u tomonidan tasodifan qilingan va u o'zi suratga olgan. Shuningdek, u o'zining akkauntiga tajovuz qilinganligini da'vo qilganida yolg'on gapirganini tan oldi. Xatlar yana hamma kichik harflar bilan yozilgan edi.
Sizning reklamangiz bu erda6/7/11+
Kamroq suhbat, ko'proq tosh6/20/11-6/23/11"Stephest Cobechella '011" ni xotirlash.
Tighty Righty6/27/11+
Ozodlik8/1/11-9/15/11
C dan Silent Tgacha9/20/11+Referring to pronunciation of Stephen's last name and to the last line of the song, Amerika go'zal ("From sea to shining sea").
Antonia Winslow Jones11/8/11One night only, with no explanation known to date (2017).
Consubstantial?11/28/11
11/29/11		Shown after the revised Catholic mass began to use this word during the profession of faith with the question mark signifying the confusion felt by many Catholics attending mass the previous Sunday. This topic and specifically this word were brought up and discussed on the November 29 Tuesday episode on Colbert's segment, "Yahova or No Way."
Frankincensed12/5/11-12/15/11A portmanteau of sorts of tutatqi and incensed
Caucus Tease1/3/12A play on the phrase of cock tease bilan Iowa Republican Caucus that occurred that day (Shuningdek qarang: Kokus, Ayova shtatidagi kokuslar, AQSh prezidentlik saylovi )
Star-Freckled1/4/12-1/9/12Reference to "star-spangled" as in Yulduzlar bilan bog'langan bayroq
Uptrodden1/10/12-As opposed to "downtrodden"
Muvofiqlashtirildi1/12/12With Stephen's presidential campaign he had to turn his SuperPAC over to Jon Stewart and this was the last day he could coordinate with it.
Uncoordinated1/16/12Yuqoriga qarang.
Vote Herman Cain1/17/12Stephen could not get write-in votes in the South Carolina primary but since Herman Cain was out of the race and still on the ballot, Stephen urged people to use Cain to help gauge voter interest.
Oh, the Hermanity!1/23/12With "Herman Cain" getting 1% of the SC vote, Stephen decided to drop out. Play on radio coverage of the Xindenburgdagi falokat.
EmPACted1/30/12
1/31/12		During a long toss, Stephen officially took his SuperPAC back from Jon Stewart.
#PrepareThem2/1/12During the show, Stephen urged viewers to tweet nasty attacks to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich to help them prepare for vicious campaign ads.
T.G.I.S.C.2/2/12+
O Brother, Where Wast I?2/20/12Referencing to the two canceled shows the previous week on Feb. 15 and 16 where Stephen reportedly left New York to see his mom who was reportedly ill though the illness wasn't disclosed. Feb. 20 was the first show for the next week and the first show back since his departure, which he addressed a little before the start of the actual show. The phrase is a direct reference to the movie and saying, Ey birodar, sen qayerdasan?
National Manthem3/26/12-5/10/12A play on national anthem
Michelle N'Man4/11/12Michelle Obama was a guest. Possibly a reference to the Mishel odam, perhaps with the ill-punctuated intention of suggesting "Michelle 'n' man", i.e., Michelle Obama and (the) man (Stephen).
Hellaware4/24/12To go with Delaware primary coverage.
Smartyr5/29/12-6/28/12A portmanteau of smart(er) and shahid
Freedominant7/16/12+A portmanteau of freedom and dominant
Rock the Boat!8/13/12A series of references to music for the StePhest Colbchella '012 Rocktaugustfest during this week. Rock the boat and shiprocked refer to the festival's venue, the Qo'rqmas. The third day's references "these go to eleven "filmidan Bu o'murtqa kran and to the "'012" in the festival's name. Conservative bass is a play on the term "conservative base".
This One Goes to '0128/14/12
Yuborilgan8/15/12
Conservative Bass8/16/12
Salom oyi!9/4/12-9/7/12One week of DNC coverage.
Flag, You're It!9/17/12+
Book 'em, Steve-O!10/2/12-10/15/12For a few weeks, starting on the release date of Stephen's new book. Reference to "Book 'em, Danno" from Hawaii 5-0.
Text REDCROSS To 9099910/31/12
11/1/12		For two shows after "Sendi" dovuli. All on one line, with small caps for letters shown here in lowercase.
Ovoz bering!11/5/12One night only, with exclamation mark (not used in 2008).
Raging Election11/6/12Live election night special.
Scared Mittless11/7/12One night only, after Mitt Romni saylovda yutqazdi.
Stars and Gripes11/8/12+
One Tolkien over the Line12/3/12For "Tolkien week", the regular intro cut away to a special one, after the usual tagline.
Elbereth!12/4/12
Elendil!12/5/12
Precious!12/6/12
Claustrophelia12/10/12+Play on klostrofobiya, misspelling of its opposite, claustrophilia.
Eleven Dark Thirty1/7/13+Play on the movie title of Zero Dark Thizty to refer to the East Coast airing time of new episodes for the show at 11:30 PM ET (the "dark" referring to the airings being at night, also the new episodes first air at 11:30 PM PT for the Pacific Coast feeds of Kolbert hisoboti).
Sorry, Pitt!1/21/13Referring to Colbert's cancellation of his January 18 scheduled appearance to the Pitsburg universiteti because he reportedly came down with the gripp shortly after his last show of the week the previous day. Colbert's scheduled visit was for the students at the university who successfully completed the show's xazina ovi set out the previous Spring for colleges that formed student chapters of his Colbert Super PAC. The show is reportedly planning on rescheduling his visit.
As Seen on Twitter2/19/13-3/7/13
Me Pluribus Unum3/25/13+Kimdan E pluribus unum ustida Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlarining Buyuk muhri and a common motto for the United States.
Mano-a-Bubba!4/8/13For Bill Clinton appearance (a special on the Clinton Global Initiative). A play on the phrase "mano a mano" and its frequent misinterpretation as a literal "man to man" that "mano" can be swapped out for a specific person or description of a person.
Ovoz bering!5/6/13One night only, since Stephen's sister was in a special election in SC to fill a congressional seat. (She lost.)
Young Sport5/9/13One night only for a Great Gatsby special; a play on the relevant phrase "old sport".
'Tis of Me6/3/13+
Hello, Handsome!6/11/13One night only, possibly in reference to the NSA's PRISM program covered that night and addressing a possible covert viewer of Stephen's activity.
6/12/13-6/19/136/12 was an hourlong Pol Makkartni special with no tagline, and 6/13 was a half-hour repeat of the same. Stephen's mother died on 6/12, and this explains not only the moment-of-silence blank but also the lack of new shows immediately following. The 6/19 episode was Stephen's first show since then; in the show's sovuq ochiq he gave a straight-faced eulogy for his mother, and the word was kept blank.
Sakramoq!7/15/13-8/15/13
Lollapawinna8/6/13A single night, for Colbchella '013, obvious play on Lollapalooza inverting the apparent "loser" in the festival name.
11:30 Cowboy9/3/13+A play on the title of the movie (and novel the movie was based on ), Yarim tunda kovboy, with the show's first airings occurring at 11:30 ET (in the Eastern Time Zone, and 11:30 PT in the Pacific Time Zone), just a little before exact midnight.
For the Fat Lady9/10/13For Colbert's cOlbert's Book Club [sic] episode, a version of sorts of the popular and widely known Oprahning kitob klubi monthly book club review on Opra Uinfri shousi, hence the capitalizing of the 'O' in Colbert and keeping the first 'C' lowercase and the strong emphasis in pronouncing the 'o' in his name to further tie it to Opra Uinfri ismi. The focus for this version of his book club review was on JD Salinger and the phrase is in reference to a key phrase in the 1957 roman, Hayvonot bog'i, which was publish along with the qisqa hikoya Franni (1955) in the book Franni va Zooey 1961 yilda.
Mazel Tov!10/3/13One night only, because with the government shutdown putting 24 weddings scheduled at national monuments in jeopardy, Stephen officiated one on that night's show instead.
20 More!10/9/13One night only, unknown reason
Ameriwill!10/21/13+
20% More Most12/2/13+
A-myrrh-ica12/16/13+
Not a Rerun!1/6/14One night only, after two weeks off
Mangerous!1/7/14-1/8/14Unclear meaning, possibly a late Christmas pun (manger + dangerous), or else maybe combining man + anger
People Chosen1/9/14One night only, in nonstandard font, after winning a Xalq tanlovi mukofoti for best late night talk show host.
Meedom1/13/14+
Book 'em Steph-O1/21/14One night only, for a book segment, leading to a special intro; compare October 2012.
Gridiron Man1/27/14-1/30/14One week only (then back to "Meedom"), in reference to American football season.
Full Pipe2/10/14+Overlapping with Olimpiada mavsum.
Ladies Watch Free2/24/14+
Public Frenemy2/27/14One night only, leading to a special intro; as this was a vaguely-Qora tarix oyligi -themed show on the last possible day of the month, this is probably a play on the rap group Public Enemy and the neologism "frenemy".
Love Me!3/24/14+
Welcome Back, Carter3/25/14One night only, for Jimmi Karter guest appearance, along with reference to Xush kelibsiz, Kotter
#NotCanceled3/31/14One night only, using small caps where lowercase letters are listed here; this is in reference to the #CancelColbert hashtag that came out of a brief controversy over a confusingly-attributed social media post.
Rocks and Garbage!4/10/14One night only, on the day Stephen's takeover of Devid Letterman bilan kech namoyish e'lon qilindi; the phrase is a reference to an old Letterman bit.
Salom Gidra4/21/14One night only, most likely in reference to Kapitan Amerika: Qishdagi askar and a relevant guest.
97/96/955/13/14-5/15/14The beginning of a countdown to the final episode of the Report, though it only went to 73 before the number was largely dropped. Each night had only a single number, of course, but this list clusters them for conciseness.
94/93/92/915/19/14-5/22/14
90/89/88/87
86/85/84/83
82/81/80/79
78/77/76/75		6/2/14-6/5/14
74/737/14/14-7/15/14The last use of the standard countdown.
Fear Goggles7/16/14+Countdown interrupted for several weeks. Pun on Beer goggles.
Defrost Nixon8/4/14One night only, for a Nixon special, punning on the Frost/Nixon interviews.
Colbore8/26/14One night only, since at the Emmi mukofotlari the night before, Gwen Stefani became tongue-twisted and called the show "The Colbore Repore".
Exit in 578/27/14One night only, resuming countdown briefly. In this episode, the title-sequence word "freem" from 2007 appeared on a Scrabble board of non-words.
Burglkaf8/28/14One night only, the fake word Stephen attempted to play in the Scrabble game on the previous episode.
Amber Waves of Gluten9/2/14One night only
Paid-triot9/3/14+
Denise!9/2/14One night only, unknown reason
For Frodo9/17/14One night only, with focus on Comic-Con and guest Viggo Mortensen.
News Rancor9/30/14+Last title sequence phrase to run for more than one week.
Solitocity10/2/14One night only, explained as a secret made-up word for rich people, after a rich person tried to keep people off the beach he lived near, wanting solitude from the common masses; the form of this word is probably meant to fit Stephen's style of mangling word construction.
Stop Fast-Forwarding DVR Now11/3/14+All on one line, stretching far back into the screen.
Boothiness11/4/14One night only, for live election night coverage, combining the iconic voting booth with Stephen's trademark "truthiness".
#hashtagwars (UNOFFICIAL)11/6/14Not technically part of The Colbert Report (which used the DVR tagline), but rendered in official style; for the last day of @midnight 's New York City week, Chris Hardwick ran from his set to Colbert's set to insist on an appearance to fulfill a promise to introduce that day's Hashtag War, so Stephen introduced it along with an abbreviated clip of his main title sequence, with this tagline (in small or regular caps).
19 Bottles of Show on the Wall11/10/14One night only, with "on the wall" on a second line; this was the 20th-to-last episode, so as long as the current one is not on the wall, there were indeed 19 left in reserve. Clear play on the song 99 shisha pivo, and the last title sequence to refer to the number of episodes left.
Simulcast in Elvish11/11/14-11/13/14
Best Before: 12/18/1411/17/14-11/18/14Two nights only, all on one line, in reference to the date of the final episode.
Colbertucopia11/19/14-11/20/14Two nights only, in a smaller font, just before the Thanksgiving break.
Good to the Last Drop12/1/14-12/4/14Last title sequence phrase to run for more than one night.
Stephen's Greetings12/9/14One night only (12/8's episode, for those counting, had a special opening sequence).
4th Wise Man12/10/14One night only, with an errant extra space between "wise" and "man".
Desolation of Smug12/11/14One night only, reflecting in particular an "interview" with Smaug later in the show to go with the newest Hobbit movie.
End with Benefits12/15/14One night only, with a combination of large and small caps (matching the capitalization style to the left).
Bye Partisan (and unofficial Iching!)12/16/14One night only; during the show, a title sequence for a fake spinoff used the "Drink!" tagline.
Akula12/17/14One night only, for penultimate episode, perhaps in reference to the moment at which shows are seen to be past their prime, a.k.a. "Jumping the Shark ", especially since Stephen jumps (off) the tagline in the new sequence.
Grippest12/18/14One night only, most likely bookending the taglines by making the very first one, 2005's "grippy", superlative, even though it should probably be "grippiest".

*ordered by the episode date in which the word/phrase first appeared or the date of its only appearance

The Wørd

The Wørd is a frequently recurring segment during which Colbert chooses a word or phrase as a theme for a rant on a topical subject or news item, while messages displayed in a sidebar either highlight or sarcastically undercut what he is saying. This segment is a parody of O'Rayli faktori segment Gapiradigan fikrlar bo'yicha eslatma and can also be likened to Mark Hyman's Nuqta conservative commentaries for Sinclair Broadcasting Group avvalgi Yangiliklar Markaziy kontseptsiya.[12] The Wørd was the longest running segment on the Colbert Report, having been a feature since the first episode on October 17, 2005. The first "The Wørd" was the originator of the now famous word/concept Haqiqat.

As Colbert himself explains it:[13]

I'm speaking a completely self-sufficient, standalone essay, hopefully comedic... The bullet points [excerpt] parts of what I said, or [comment] on what I just said. And the bullet points end up being their own character. Sometimes they're reinforcing my argument, sometimes they're countermanding my argument. It's a textual addition of jokes or satire to the verbal essay I'm doing at the moment.

In the episode aired on April 17, 2008, former Demokratik prezidentlik nomzod Jon Edvards paydo bo'ldi Hisobot and performed his own variation of The Wørd, deb nomlangan EdWørds. The April 22, 2010, episode, where Colbert attacked William Gheen for accusing Stephen's home state's senator Lindsi Grem bo'lish a gomoseksual, xususiyatli a Bønus Wørd.

On the December 8, 2014, episode, President Barak Obama paydo bo'ldi Hisobot and performed his own variation of The Wørd, deb nomlangan De¢ree.

On July 18, 2016, Colbert briefly revived his Kolbert hisoboti persona in an episode of Stiven Kolbert bilan kech namoyish qamrab olgan 2016 yilgi Respublika milliy anjumani, which included a The Wørd segment about "Mo'rtlik."[14] On the July 27, 2016, episode, after stating that another company—implied to be Viacom, had threatened CBS over his use of aspects from Kolbert hisoboti kuni Kech namoyish, Colbert introduced a character that is the twin cousin of the Colbert character and also named Stephen Colbert, and brought back the segment once more as the VERD.[15]

Wrist Watch

Following a July 2007 wrist injury, Colbert took up wrist injuries in general as a "pet cause" debuting Wrist Watch on July 31. The segment purports to expose "Hollywood's 'glamorization' of wrist violence." Generally the segment shows scenes from television and film featuring someone either hurting their arm or wrist in some way or having it removed. Colbert also wore and marketed "Wriststrong" gel bracelets, a parody of Lance Armstrong's Livestrong wristbands. The cast that he wore afterwards was removed on the show on August 23, 2007.

Yahweh or No Way

In this segment, Colbert determines whether various news events were influenced by ilohiy aralashuv (Yahweh) or run contrary to what he thinks would be God's will (No Way). One example was the news story stating that Mormons may have baptized President Barak Obama 's relatives.[16] Colbert labeled this "No Way", explaining that Mormons are teetotalerlar and Obama uses even the flimsiest excuse to have a beer. Another was the story of Dinosaur Adventureland, a Kreatsionist dinosaur theme park whose owner claimed that he was not required to pay the $600,000 in payroll taxes he owed to the IRS[17] because he was employed by God. Colbert labeled this "Yahweh", and then said that God should not be imagined as He was by Hollywood films such as Shohlar qiroli, but more like Olti janob ning Olti bayroq televizion reklamalar. U shuningdek, deb da'vo qildi manna that fell in the desert edi huni keki. Rarely, Colbert used a "Middle Way' or 'Maybewey, because he was unsure if an event was in "Yahweh or "No Way" territory, or in one case where he refused to take sides, "I Don't Know Weh."

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