Ro'yxati Konan OBrien bilan kech tun eskizlar - List of Late Night with Conan OBrien sketches - Wikipedia

Quyidagi ro'yxat eskizlar debyut qilingan Konan O'Brayen bilan kech tun kuni NBC.

Kechki payt chizmalar paydo bo'ladi Bugun kechqurun

Axloqiy g'azab

Yaqinda bo'lib o'tgan yangiliklarga javoban, odatda noto'g'ri xatti-harakatlar haqida, Konan o'zining axloqiy g'azabi va jamiyatdagi ushbu xatti-harakatni olib tashlash uchun mas'uliyat hissi haqida uzoq gapirdi; Ayni paytda, kamera vaqti-vaqti bilan Konandan Maksgacha qisqartiradi. Konan, shuningdek, deviantga o'zining ekspluatatsiyasida yordam beradigan xiralashgan sherigi haqida ham gaplashishi mumkin, shundan so'ng kamera Konandan LaBambagacha qisqartiradi. Va nihoyat, Konan jamoatchilikni "Uyatsiz zinokor Weasel" yoki shunga o'xshash narsalar sarlavhasi bilan birgalikda Maksning ustiga qo'yilgan ko'rsatuv manzilidan foydalangan holda bunday odamlarni fosh qilishga undaydi.

2000/3000 yillarda

Eskiz odatda Rixter ishtirok etgan holda amalga oshiriladi, ammo Rixter ketganidan keyin Kechki payt, taniqli mehmon ishtirok etardi (Rixter mehmon sifatida rejalashtirilganida, u yana ishtirok etardi). Har bir mehmon versiyasi odatda "The [guest's familiya ] Eskizni bir necha bor bajargan mehmonlar uchun "2.0" qo'shilgan nashr. 2006 yilda nomlash shakli shunchaki "[mehmonning ismi] nashr" ga o'zgartirildi. Kirish quyidagicha:

Konan: "... Yana bir bor kelajakka qarash vaqti keldi."
Andy / Mehmon: "Kelajak, Konan?"
Konan: "To'g'ri, Andy / [Mehmonning ismi]. Kelajakka nazar tashlaymiz, butun yilgacha 2000!"

"2000 yilda" eskizida O'Brayen, Andy yoki mehmon, shuningdek guruh a'zosi Richi "LaBamba" Rozenberg, har biri qora xalat va futuristik ko'rinishga ega yoqani kiyib, yonib turgan fonarni yuziga tutib turadi. La Bambaning "2000 yilda ..." ning yuqori falsetto faryodlari orasida O'Brayen va Andy yoki mehmon navbatma-navbat hazil-mutoyiba qilishadi, ko'pincha dolzarb voqealar, 2000 yilda nima bo'lishini kulgili bashorat qilish shaklida. Odatda, ikkinchisidan oxirigacha Konan o'z mehmonini masxara qilishni o'z ichiga oladi, oxirgi taxmin esa buning evaziga Konanni masxara qiladi. Ushbu eskiz Konan bilan juda o'xshash Happy Show Yaxshi Shou 1988 yilda.

Eskiz 2000 yilga qadar yaratilgan edi, ammo shou mualliflari, o'sha yil o'tganidan keyin ham, noma'lum yilni xuddi shunday istehzo bilan o'zgartirishga qaror qilishdi. Biroq, eskiz qayta tiklanganida Konan O'Brayen ishtirokidagi Tonight Show, Rixter 2000 yil o'tganidan to'qqiz yil o'tgach, skit nomini yangilamaganligi uchun O'Brayenni masxara qildi. Eskizning nomi "3000 yilda" deb o'zgartirildi, qora xalat (Rixter tomonidan "ratty smock" deb ataladi) o'rniga futuristik ko'rinishga ega bo'lgan katta metall yoqadan iborat chiroq yonib turadigan chiroqlar bilan almashtirildi. Konanning aytishicha, uni tayyorlash juda qimmat, Endi esa yomon hidni aytgan. Yoqmoqda Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 3-iyun, bu birinchi edi Kechki payt eskizni Konannikiga etkazish kerak Tonight Show. Eskizga ochiq tomonidan rivoyat qilingan Uilyam Shatner va bir marta, Jorj Teyki.

Mashhurlar so'rovi

Ushbu eskizda Konan mashhur odamlarga anketalar yuborgan va u ularning javoblarini o'qigan. Konan savolni o'qiydi va keyin uchta taniqli odamning har biri bergan javobni o'qiydi. Birinchi ikki taniqli odamning javoblari oddiy "to'g'ri" javoblardir. Uchinchisi - bu gag javobidir va ko'pincha taniqli shaxsga nisbatan nojo'ya narsalarga tegishli. Masalan, "Men o'z tomoshabinlarimni ... deb biladigan odamlar deb o'ylashni yaxshi ko'raman" degan savolga. Brayan Uilyams "xabar berishni xohlayman" deb yozgan. Meredith Vieira "mening do'stim bo'lishni xohlayman" deb yozgan. Toni Danza "ikki qo'li singan va kanalni o'zgartira olmaydi;" deb yozgan. Yugurayotgan hazil so'rovda tez-tez uchraydi, shu qatorda savolga O.J. Simpson qandaydir tarzda qotillikni sodir etishni nazarda tutadi. Savolga: "Mening eng sevimli vaqtim bu ..." Evangeline Lilly yozdi: "Tong". Mett Lauer "alacakaranlık" deb yozgan. O. J. Simpson shunday deb yozgan edi: "Murder O'Clock". Qayerda javob Parij Xilton oxirgi to'rt yil davomida har bir segmentda ishlatilgan savolga oxirgi javob beruvchi[qachon? ], odatda uning buzuq tanishish odatlari haqida. O'Brayen va guruh rahbari Maks Vaynberg O'Brayenni yutqazuvchi, Maksni buzuq deb qabul qiladigan javoblar bilan ham foydalanilgan. Boshqa ishlaydigan gagada ikkalasi ham bor Larri King va Kirsti xiyoboni javob berish, odatda Larri Kingning yoshi va Kirstie Alleyning vazni bilan kulgili.

Qayta joriy qilingan Tonight Show 2009 yil 5 iyunda va keyinchalik 2012 yil 1 fevralda qayta tiklandi Konan.

Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Brayen (janob O'Brayen bilan ehtiros kechalari)

A Spanglish telenovela parodiya, bu Konan ular uchun maxsus qilganligini e'lon qiladi NBC-ga tegishli Telemundo Ispaniya tarmog'i. Konando (soxta mo'ylovli Konan) asarning qahramoni bo'lib, go'zalni qutqarish uchun yumshoq yovuz odamlarga qarshi kurashadi iztirobda bo'lgan qiz, odatda yomon munosabatda bo'lgan erkak do'stidan yoki majburiy nikoh, aksariyat epizodlarda. Har bir epizodda dramatik kirish joyi bor, unga yovuzlar beixtiyor "¿Konando?" Deb so'rashadi, qiz esa "¡Conando!" va bunga Konan yana ham vahshiyona javob beradi "¡Si! ¡Conando!" Deyarli har bir eskizda, Konando himoya qilish yovuzlar, stok tasvirlaridan keng foydalangan holda. Ko'pincha eskizda kulgili iboralar mavjud bo'lib, ularni kundalik suhbatda tez-tez ishlata olmaysiz, lekin ispan tilida o'rganiladigan matnlarda keng tarqalgan. Shuningdek, ba'zida eskizda uzoq va murakkab nutqlar bo'lishi mumkin edi. Bundan tashqari, ba'zida eskizlar uzoq va murakkab nutqlarni o'z ichiga oladi, ular Konanning o'zi yuqori darajadagi ispaniyalik o'quvchining tezligi, grammatik xatolari, talaffuzi va epchilligi bilan tezda kartalarni o'qib chiqardi.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 8-iyun kuni va ko'p marotaba ijro etilgan Bugun kechqurun, Rixter Konandoning yonboshi Nachito sifatida tanishtirildi, u har doim Konando yaqinlashganda paydo bo'ladi sevgi qilish qizga, shu bilan romantik kayfiyatni buzadi. Bitta eskizda qiz Konando bilan tugamadi, aksincha Mario Lopes.

Audiencey mukofotlari

Konan studiya auditoriyasi a'zolarini turli iste'dodlar uchun mukofotlaydi. Odatda bu har doim tashqi ko'rinishini ta'kidlash uchun "taniqli odamlarning eng yaxshi taassurotlari" ni o'z ichiga oladi Kasting ), so'ngra rekvizitlar va ustma-ust tasvirlar bilan ta'minlanadigan boshqa turli xil mukofotlar. Masalan, "Eng yaxshi chet tilidagi tomoshabin ishtirokchisi" g'olibi katta mo'ylov va sombrero bilan namoyish etildi va "Eng yangi lososni eng yaxshi hidlaydigan tomoshabin a'zosi" ayiq kostyumidagi odam tomonidan hujumga uchradi. Mukofotlarda intervalli segmentlar (qizil gilamcha, mukofot qanday tuzilganligi, va boshqalar.) ham parodiya qilingan.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 16-iyun va keyinchalik qayta tiklandi Konan 2011 yil 21 iyunda.

Kino kasting

Xayoliy yangi televizor uchun yaratilgan film Konan aytib o'tgan hayotiy voqea asosida e'lon qilinadi. Keyin Konan filmning kastingida uning ichki qoshig'i borligini aytdi. Tomoshabinlarga filmda aks ettiriladigan shaxs yoki narsaning yonida va yonida rol o'ynaydigan ikkita fotosurat ko'rsatiladi. Kasting birinchi navbatda o'ynayotgan kishiga o'xshab ketadigan odamlardan boshlanadi, lekin keyinchalik ular o'ynayotgan kishiga o'xshashligi bo'lgan narsalar yoki xayoliy belgilar bilan haddan tashqari ko'tariladi. Ikkala fotosurat bir-biridan farqli o'laroq yoki aksincha bo'lganiga qaramay, ikkita fotosurat bir-biriga qanchalik o'xshashligi bilan bog'liq bo'lib, Konan ko'pincha kastingning qanchalik zo'rligini sharhlaydi. Yugurish gaglariga Prezident kiradi Jorj V.Bush tomonidan o'ynalmoqda Ralf Viggum, Patrik Star yoki faralardagi kiyik, Jo Bayden tomonidan ijro etilmoqda Bob Barker, Hillari Klinton tomonidan ijro etilmoqda Chaki, Kondoliza Rays tomonidan ijro etilmoqda Snoop Dogg, Donald Ramsfeld tomonidan ijro etilmoqda Skeletor va Dik Cheyni tomonidan ijro etilmoqda Pingvin.

2009 yil 17 iyunda qayta tiklangan.

Mayk Merrittning ichki fikrlari

Yaqinda Konan poyga bilan bog'liq yangiliklar haqida gapirib berayotganda, kamera basistni kesib tashladi Mayk Merritt, tomoshabinlar Konanning irqiy masalalar bo'yicha bilimlari kamligi va uning "qora tanli bo'lishga urinish" haqidagi ichki fikrlarini eshitganda. Shuningdek, u studiyadagi qora tanli odamlarning kam sonini ham qayd etadi, ular tarkibiga faqat o'zi va tomoshabin a'zosi, yoki shou uchun yollangan yoki terisi tan tanasi ko'rinishga ega bo'lgan ekipaj a'zosi kiradi. U Konanni nutqini tugatishidan oldin Konanni "pasty yuzli qovoq boshi" deb chaqirib, "... chunki biz hammamiz bu insoniyat bo'lgan bu go'zal mozaikaning bir qismi", deb aytgan edi, shu bilan birga tomoshabinlar uning uchun olqishlamoqda.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 7-iyul, Konan ushbu kunni eslash marosimini sharhlagan holda Maykl Jekson. Ko'rilgan Konan TBS-da ham.

Yangi tanga / markalar

Konanning aytishicha, unga "yangi" (soxta) ko'rsatishga imkon beradigan "aloqalar" mavjud davlat kvartallari, Evro yoki esdalik markalari. Pochta markalari odatda odamlarga yoki hozirgi voqealarga asoslangan davlatlardir. The davlat kvartallari o'zlari asoslangan davlatni haqorat qilish va Evrolar ular asoslangan mamlakatni haqorat qilish. Shunday yevro skitlaridan biri yaratilishiga olib keldi Konan O'Brayen mening Vatanimdan nafratlanadi.

Yangi tangalar eskizi qayta tiklandi Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 13-iyul.

Fotogalereya

Konan, Maks va diktor Joel Godard yaqinda ziyofat uyushtirdi va Konan bu partiyaning kulgili va xayoliy voqealarini namoyish etadi. Ushbu hodisalar, odatda, bir yoki butun aktyorlar tomonidan qattiq ichkilikbozlik va juda zo'rlik yoki qotillikni o'z ichiga oladi. Bitning oxiriga kelib ular doimo taniqli odam bilan qo'shilishadi, ularni qo'lida taniqli shaxsning rasmini suratga olgan aktyor o'ynaydi. Mashhur odam odatda Konan, Djoel yoki Maks bilan janjallashishni tugatadi yoki pozitsiyalarda va / yoki vaziyatlarda ko'rinadi, har doim kameraga aynan bir xil ko'rinishda qaraydi, chunki joylashtirilgan rasm hech qachon o'zgarmaydi. O'limidan oldin Karl "Oldi" Olsen, o'ynagan Uilyam Preston, odatda Joel Godard o'rniga partiyada edi.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 21-iyulda faqatgina Konan va Endi va ularning plyajga sayohati aks etgan.

Jordan Shlanskiy bilan suhbatlashish

2007-08 yilgi yozuvchilarning ish tashlashi paytida O'Brayen o'zining prodyuser shtabining turli a'zolari bilan suhbatlashdi, shu jumladan sherik prodyuser Jordan Shlanskiy bilan. O'Brayen Shlanskiydan O'Brayenda ishlashdagi his-tuyg'ulari, kamonchada mahorati, guruhni qadrlashi haqida so'radi. Shoshiling va uning sog'lom ovqatlanish odatlari. Suhbat davomida O'Brayen Shlanskiyni xo'jayinining hazil-mutoyibalaridan yoki bexabarliklaridan umuman g'azablanmagan deb topdi, aksariyat kishiga o'zini tutib turardi. Segment oxirida O'Brayen Shlanskiyga minnatdorchilik bildirdi va "Siz haqiqiy odam ekanligingizga ishonolmayman" deb izoh berdi. Shlanskiy intervyusiga ijobiy munosabat Iordaniya va O'Brayen italyan restoranida kechki ovqatni epchillik bilan olib bordi, O'Brayen maqsadga muvofiq ravishda Shlanskiyni bezovta qilishga va xijolat qilishga urinib ko'rdi. O'Brayen Nyu-Yorkdan Los-Anjelesga ko'chib kelganida, xodimlarining aksariyati u bilan ko'chib ketishdi va Shlanskiydan tashqari yashash uchun joy topdilar. O'Brayen va rieltor Shlanskiga uy topishda yordam berishdi, O'Brayen yana Shlanskiyning hissiy reaktsiyasini qo'zg'ashga muvaffaq bo'lmadi. Keyingi eskizlar davomida O'Brayen Shlanskiyning har xil didi va turmush tarzini keskin tanqid qiladi.[epizod kerak ]

Konan va Endi yo'lakda

Rixter ketganida Kechki payt, eskiz shunchaki "Konan yo'lakda" deb nomlangan. Skitda Konan va Andy ko'rib chiqishadi filmlar eskizning asl namoyishi vaqtida kinoteatrlarda namoyish etilgan. Odatda u xayoliy yoki tahrir qilingan sahna tomonidan oshirib yuborilgan salbiy sifatga izoh beradi va keyin dalil sifatida ko'rsatib beradi. Masalan, Konan ko'rib chiqayotganda Yura parki III, u filmda jirkanch va g'alati sahnalar borligini eslatib o'tdi. Keyin sahna paydo bo'ldi a er-xotin yugurib ketdi va hayron bo'ldi dinozavr qichqiriq uchun og'zini ochgan. Kechki payt er-xotinning yo'qolgan bolasini dinozavrning og'ziga tahrir qildi va bola ota-onasiga "salom" aytmoqda. Eskizda vaqti-vaqti bilan ko'rib chiqilgan teleshoular. Masalan, Konan o'sha paytdagi yangi teleserialda hazillashdi Viva Laughlin prodyuserlarning ta'kidlashicha, shou sifatsizligining ba'zi muhim signallari o'tkazib yuborilgan Uning musiqiy raqamlaridan biri namoyish etilayotgan klip "ekipaj a'zosi" ning namoyishi bilan dahshatga tushdi, u shou dahshatli ekan, to'satdan TNT detonatorini ishga tushirdi va sahna imploding binosining kadrlariga o'tdi.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 4-avgust.

Brayan Makkenn Spot-da

Monolog yoki ochilish segmenti davomida O'Brayen katta yangilikni eslatib o'tadi Brayan Makken sahnada va unga "uzoqdan uzatma" orqali murojaat qiladi, bu aslida Makkenn oldida turgan yashil ekran fon. Makken tobora bema'ni hisobot berib boradi, unda turli xil gagalar, masalan, fonni turli xil diqqatga sazovor joylarning slayd-shousiga aylantirish kabi, u O'Brayenni ekskursiyaga borishiga ishontirishga harakat qilmoqda. Bir vaqtning o'zida Makkenni Hillari Klinton haqidagi reportajda shim kostyum va sariq tul kiygan holda ko'rish mumkin. Eskiz davomida Makkenn o'z to'plamidan adashib, Makkenning ekranida paydo bo'lgan va uni hushidan ketkazib yuborgan O'Brayenni tobora asabiylashtirmoqda. ajralib chiqish; uzoqlashish kafedra. Yashil ekranni ko'rsatish uchun kamera burchagi o'zgarishi Konanning to'plami yonida edi. Makkenning hushidan ketayotgani aniqlanganda, O'Brayen aktyorligini masxara qiladi va u erda u erda qolgan bo'ladimi, deb o'ylaydi.[epizod kerak ]

Makken, shuningdek, kabi sport tadbirlarining masofaviy tasmalarini amalga oshirdi NBA finallari va AQSh ochiq chempionati, u qaerda edi Kevin Garnett, Doc Rivers va Tiger Vuds intervyu berish, garchi ular ekranda ko'rinmasa ham. Ammo oxir-oqibat, suhbatdoshlar qisman o'zlarini yashirgan holda chiqib ketishadi, lekin bu aslida ekanligini aniqlash uchun Per Bernard. Shunda O'Brayen Makkenni ob'ekt bilan nokautga uchratadi.[epizod kerak ]

Qayta kiritilganda Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 24 avgustda O'Brayen Makkenni stul bilan urmadi. Buning o'rniga Makken shunchaki zarbasidan chiqib O'Brienning (sun'iy yo'ldosh intervyusidagi eskizda ishlaydigan gag) ichiga kirib bordi, undan keyin Obama oilasini ekrandan tashqarida aks ettirgan Bernar va o'ynayotgan keksa odam Bret Favr, efirda ilgari paydo bo'lgan.[epizod kerak ]

Pender qo'shiqlari

Karnaychi Mark Pender Konan tomonidan joriy voqea haqida qo'shiq kuylash uchun taklif qilingan. Pender odatdagidek boshlanadi, ammo to'xtashga erishgandan so'ng, u nazoratni yo'qotadi yoki u qasddan tomoshabinlar panjarasi ustiga ko'tarilishni xohlaydi va oxir-oqibat Konan nihoyat to'xtaguncha, "go'dak" deb qayta-qayta qichqiriq bilan erga o'ralgan. uni. Qo'shiqning ritmi odatda bir xil bo'lib, har safar har xil so'zlar mavjud.

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 28 avgust, u "Konan, iltimos, mening mashinamni portlat" tanloviga qo'shilganida.

Interruptter

Bezovta qilmaydigan sehrgarning kostyumida bema'ni ovozli odam (o'ynagan) Brian Stack ) to'plamning o'ng tomonidagi qisqa yo'lakda paydo bo'ladi va Konanni "to'xtatadi". Konan va Interrupter bilan suhbat bor, u erda har bir satrni Konan boshlab beradi va Interrupter tomonidan tugatiladi (oxirigacha, rollar almashtiriladi). Suhbatning barchasi Interrupter-ning sodda va g'ayrioddiy shaxsiy hayotiga bag'ishlangan bo'lib, u Interrupter-ning ota-onasi uni rad etishga urinayotgani yoki jinsiy xarakterga ega bo'lgan narsalar, masalan, yashirin kirib borishi kabi. Uy ombori bir necha soatdan keyin torf yosini "jinsiy jihatdan qo'zg'atadigan" sumkalarni hidlash

Qayta joriy qilingan Bugun kechqurun 2009 yil 3 sentyabrda va Stack-ning so'nggi namoyishi uchun takrorlangan Konan 2015 yil 2 aprelda.

Kichik suhbat lahzasi

Konan va Maks ma'lum bir mavzu haqida kichik nutq so'zlashadi. Natijada, Maks va Konan ikkalasi ham oldinga qarab orqaga qarab, nihoyatda tafsilotlarga yoki tushunarsiz odamlar va voqealarga ishora qiladilar. Ular mavzuni tugatgandan so'ng, Maks to'xtab: "Voy, Konan! (Albatta, bu mavzu haqida gapirish qiziq"), Konan bunga g'ayrat bilan javob beradi: "Albatta, Maks!" Keyin ular bir-biriga zerikarli qarashadi, chunki kamera ularning orasini oldinga va orqaga kesib tashlaydi.

2009 yil 23 noyabrda Maks Bryus Sprinstin bilan gastrol safarlaridan qaytgach, qayta tiklandi. Birinchi qaytish eskizining mavzusi futbol edi.

Kechki payt eskizlar

Haqiqiy narsalar

Parodiya Jey Leno "s Sarlavhalar segment Tonight Show unda Leno turli xil gazetalarda kulgili xatolarni topadi. Konanning biti muntazam ravishda gazeta e'lonlari va hikoyalarini olib boradi va soxta matnlarni qo'shib qo'yadi; Masalan, charmdan yasalgan yashash xonasi divanini aks ettiruvchi reklama karikatura sigirini qo'shib "Mening eshagim qanday yuribdi, sen kaltak o'g'li?" yoki yangi uy uchun reklama, xonalardan biriga "The" deb yozilgan. Siz o'lib ketadigan xonada. " Konan hazilga qo'shilib, uning reklamalari haqiqiy ekanligini takrorlab, "siz bu narsalarni o'ylab topolmaysiz, nega bunday qilasiz, hammaning vaqtini sarf qilasiz", deb izohlaydi. Ushbu eskiz shouning birinchi qismida 1993 yil sentyabr oyida paydo bo'lgan.

"ASS" shtampi

Konan va Maks hozirgi voqea yoki shaxs haqida suhbatlashishadi, Konan so'raydi etakchi savollar Maks unga noto'g'ri javob beradi, lekin bilimdon bo'lib ko'rinishga harakat qilib, juda batafsil. Odatda, bu Konan ba'zi bir yutuqlari bilan mashhur bo'lgan, lekin keng tan olinadigan odamni tanishtirganda boshlanadi. Maks odamni tan olishini da'vo qiladi va ehtimol bu shaxsning uzoq vaqtdan beri do'sti yoki tanishi deb da'vo qiladi. Keyin Konan Maksni yolg'onda ushlaydi: "Men buni faqat senga ahmoq qilish uchun o'ylab topdim!". Maks "Xo'sh, nima bo'lishini bilaman deb o'ylayman ..." deb javob beradi, Konan "Siz albatta qilasiz" deb aytadi va ekranda "ASS" so'zining katta qizil shtampi (odatdagi rezina muhri izi kabi) ko'rinadi Maks, so'zning dramatik ovozi bilan birga. Ba'zida rollar almashtiriladi va Konanga "shtamp" qo'yiladi.

Boshqa markalar ko'pincha bir martalik turli xil eskizlarni, shu jumladan "Yolg'iz", "Yolg'onchi", "Xafa" va "Kichik jinsiy olat" kabi so'zlarni to'satdan punktuatsiya qilish uchun ishlatiladi. Boshqa eskiz Bugun kechqurun keyin "Ajoyib" tamg'asi bilan yakunlandi Barak Obama ning ishi deb nomlangan AFTRA a'zolari videoda "qoyil". Aks holda, ushbu eskizlar odatiy takrorlanadigan "Ass Stamp" eskiziga hech qanday o'xshashligi yo'q.

Konan va Andy NFL pley-offiga qiziqish bildirmoqchi bo'lgan NFL pley-off o'yinlari paytida Konanning TBS-dagi yangi ko'rsatuvida 2011 yilda eshak shtampining o'zgarishi paydo bo'ldi va keyinchalik ikkalasining ustiga ularni "QIZLAR" deb nomlagan shtamp paydo bo'ldi. Bu Stenli kubogi pley-offida Konan "Boston Bruins" ni qo'llab-quvvatlayotganini aytganida yana sodir bo'ldi, chunki Konan Bostondan. Keyin Andy uni xokkey haqida gapirgani haqida hech qachon eshitmaganini aytib, uni chaqirdi. Keyin Andy uni murabbiy kimligini, forvardni, darvozabonni va boshqalarni nomini aniqladi, so'ngra uskunalar menejeri yordamchisi kimligini, keyin esa korporativ sheriklik vitse-prezidenti kabi kulgili kimligini so'radi. Oxir oqibat, Konan bitta xatoga yo'l qo'ydi va Konanga "PHONY A-HOLE" muhri bosildi.

Plastik jarrohlikdan oldin

Odatda haqiqiy hayotda plastik jarrohlik amaliyoti o'tkazilgan yoki o'tkazilganligi haqida mish-mishlar tarqalgan mashhur yulduzning surati namoyish etiladi. Keyin rasm abartılı xususiyatlar bilan buzilib, jarrohlikdan oldin u qanday ko'rinishga ega bo'lganligi haqidagi yangi rasmga aylantirildi. Eskizdagi oxirgi narsa, avvalgi rasmdagi kabi boshqa biron bir mashhur bo'lmagan odam, hayvon, o'simlik yoki narsaning o'zgartirilmagan fotosurati yordamida hazil qiladi: masalan, Jorj V.Bush plastik jarrohlik amaliyoti o'tkazgan bo'lsa, uning oldingi surati shimpanzening rasmidir. . Eskiz "Agar ular juftlashgan bo'lsa" eskiziga juda o'xshashdir, chunki u xuddi shu kabi komediya binosi uchun xuddi shu texnologiyadan foydalanadi.

Mashhur Sirlar

Xonadagi taniqli shaxslar qamoqxonaga yoki ehtimol politsiya so'roq qilish xonasiga o'xshab ko'rinadigan xonada, sigareta chekib, qattiq spirtli ichimliklarni tashlab, odatda ular haqida ilgari noma'lum bo'lgan ba'zi kulgili "sirlarni" aytib berishadi. Masalan, bitta taniqli Maykl Keyn "MC" ning kirib kelganiga amin bo'ldim MC Hammer nomi Maykl Keynni anglatadi. Men buni bilmaganimda, uning karerasini yo'q qildim. "Boshqa bir xususiyatli Aleks Trebek ichimlik ichish va "kuchli idishlar" muammosiga duch kelganini tan olish. Qachon Gvinet Peltrou u eskizda paydo bo'ldi, u har qanday yangi filmni boshlashdan oldin xoboni bolg'a bilan o'ldirishini va pornografiyaga yaqinligini tan olganini tan oldi. Qachon U2 eskizda paydo bo'ldi, ular yo'qligini tan oldilar Irland. Qachon senator Jon Makkeyn prezidentlikka nomzodini qo'ydi 2008, Konan Makkeynning "Portlendga Makkeyn-Feingoldning singllari uchun qo'llanma" ni tiqib qo'ygan sirlarini segmentlarini takrorlashni boshladi.

Kurtli bo'ri

2003 yilda ko'p marta namoyish etilgan. Eskiz shunchaki bo'ri kiyimi kiygan odam bo'lib, uning tumshug'ini kokain iste'molchilari bilan stereotipik ravishda bog'lab qo'ydi.

Konan O'Brayen mening Vatanimdan nafratlanadi

Ushbu skitning asosi qachon paydo bo'lgan edi Kechki payt tomoshabinlardan ko'p g'azablangan maktublar oldi Ukraina o'sha millatni boshqa takrorlanadigan skit bilan masxara qilgandan keyin, Yangi evro Bu erda hazil Ukrainaning Evro-tanga pulida Sharqiy Evropa kiyimi kiygan, to'rtta qo'l bilan o'n etti barmoqni ko'tarib, tanga ustiga "Chernobil AESdan beri 17 yildan ko'proq vaqt" degan yozuv tasvirlangan tasvir edi.[1] O'Brayen o'zining namoyishi hatto Ukrainada ham namoyish etilayotganini bilmagan edi - demak, "Konan O'Brayen Mening Vatanimni yomon ko'radi" degan ibora O'Brayen, shou uning qaerdaligini bilmasdan yana qaerda namoyish etilayotganligini aniqlashga qaratilgan. , har birining tezkor haqoratlarini o'qiydi millatlar dunyo alifbo tartibida [2], shou efirga uzatiladigan mamlakatlarda xafa bo'lgan tomoshabinlardan g'azablangan xatlar kelib tushishini kutish bilan. O'Brayen har safar zarba berilganda 5 ta mamlakatni (har biri o'rtasida qo'ng'iroq chalinishi bilan) haqorat qiladi. Namunaviy haqorat: Gruziya: Evropa Osiyo bilan uchrashadigan joyda va "Hey, nega ikkalamiz axlatimizni bu erga tashlamaymiz?" Keyin diktor Djoel Godard dunyo bo'ylab haqoratlangan tomoshabinlarga g'azablangan xatlarini yuborish uchun haqiqiy manzilni aytadi. 2007 yil 9-avgustda, Zimbabve namoyish etilgan so'nggi mamlakat bo'lib, uch yildan so'ng eskizni tugatdi.

Finlyandiya

Finlyandiyaning ko'ngilochar kanalidagi diktor SubTV Shou AQShda namoyish etilganidan bir necha kun o'tgach namoyish etiladi, Konan uni haqorat qilmaguncha odamlardan Finlyandiyani himoya qilishlarini so'ragan va Finlyandiyadagi tomoshabinlar F maktubiga ham ulanishidan oldin pochta jo'natishni boshlashgan. Finlyandiyani "shunchaki kuta olmadi" deb taxmin qilib, segmentda Finlyandiyani haqorat qilish va rasmiy ravishda haqorat qilishni. Ko'p sonli postcartalar go'yoki qabul qilingan, bu Konanni Finlyandiyadan rasmiy kechirim so'rashga "majburlagan". Keyin Konan shunday darajaga bordi Finlyandiya bayrog'i nutq paytida fonda ko'rsatilgan va Finlarning "nafratlangan" qo'shnisi Shvetsiyaga "Shvetsiya emdi!" degan yozuv bilan tuhmat qilgan. ustiga bosilgan Shvetsiya bayrog'i. 2006 yilda Finlyandiya antiqalari ko'payib ketdi. Ko'rgazmadan oldin muxlislar bilan suhbatlashayotganda Konan Finlyandiyaning ikki muxlisini uchratdi, ular o'sha paytda ularning Prezidentiga o'xshaydi, degan ayol Tarja Halonen. Uning namoyishi hatto Finlyandiyada namoyish etilayotganidan hayron bo'lgan Konan Halonenga o'xshashligi haqida tez-tez murojaat qilar, hattoki uning rasmini boshining jonli tasmasi yoniga qo'yardi. Halonenning qayta saylanish uchun kurashayotganini bilib, Konan shouning Prezident uchun reklama kampaniyasi shaklidagi segmentini suratga olishga qadar bordi. Halonen g'olib bo'lganida, u hazil bilan O'Brayenga kreditning bir qismini berdi va agar u Finlyandiyaga kelsa, u bilan uchrashishni taklif qildi. Bu Konan Finlyandiyaga sayohat qilgan, u erda aeroportda qahramonni kutib olgan, Tarja Halonen bilan uchrashgan, Lapplander xalq marosimlarida qatnashgan va shouga xat yozgan oddiy fin muxlisini qidirgan epizodni ilhomlantirdi.[2]

Stol haydash

Dastlab yon tomoni Andy bilan ish olib borgan Konan keyinchalik auditoriyani o'z stolini o'zi bilan birga tashqariga chiqishga taklif qildi. U aslida yashil ekran oldida edi va u rulni ushlab turardi. The yashil ekran yo'l va tashqi makon manzaralarini namoyish etadi. Odatda ular yo'lda kulgili holatlarga tushib qolishadi. Masalan, ular qishloq joylaridan o'tayotganda, hayvonlar u bilan "qoqilib" yoki juftlashishga harakat qilishgan. Yashil rangdagi narsalar, shuningdek, zo'ravonlikni bitga qo'shish uchun ishlatiladi, masalan, tanasiga yashil doira qo'yib, ularning otilganligini ko'rsatish. Tomoshabinlar foydalanganligi sababli takrorlanadigan hodisa 30 ta Rokfeller Plazma binosi tashqarisidagi zinapoyadan pastga tushishni o'z ichiga oladi (bu g'ildirakli transport vositasida pog'onali yurish bo'ladi), keyin Konan yo'lovchining etarlicha sakrab chiqayotganini tanqid qilish uchun biroz to'xtab, video lavhani orqaga qaytaradi. yana ishonchli, yana sinab ko'rish uchun zinapoyaning yuqori qismida.

Muxlismazali!

Ushbu eskiz ba'zan Konan kelajakdagi mehmonlarni e'lon qilganda paydo bo'ladi. Birinchi mehmonni e'lon qilgandan so'ng, tomoshabin a'zosi (yozuvchi Brayan Stak o'ynagan) mehmon bu "deb aytayotgani ko'rinib turibdi"Muxlismazali! "bilan to'g'ri kameraga Barakalla. Konan navbatdagi mehmonni e'lon qilgandan so'ng, a'zo deyarli xuddi shu narsani qiladi, lekin mehmonning ismini yoki ishini "hayoliy" so'zi bilan birlashtirish orqali so'z yasash bilan tugaydi. (Masalan: "Vau," Omar Epps ? O'sha xarizmatik sahnani o'g'irlovchi Epps-tastic! "Yoki" Unday guruhga ayting-chi, "didni to'xtatmang!"). Keyin Konan tomoshabinlarga odatdagi "quvnoq monologini" ham bajarishini eslatadi. inson o'z bitini qilishga tayyorlanmoqda, lekin fikrini o'zgartiradi. Konan shuningdek, shouning "devorga o'ralgan komediya asarlari" ni eslatib o'tdi va erkak allaqachon e'tibor berishni to'xtatdi va / yoki o'zini qiynoqqa solishni boshladi. (Misollar: bezovta qiluvchi yoki qiziq bo'lmagan kitob yoki gazetadagi maqolalarni o'qish, sayqallash vositasini ichish yoki tishlarini burg'ulash.) Keyin Konan odamni so'raydi, agar u shunchaki mehmonlarni yoqtiradimi, lekin "biz qiladigan hamma narsa shu axlat "yoki boshqa salbiy so'zlarni." So'ngra erkak "axlat emas, axlat" bilan tugatadimazali!"

Biz hech qachon qaytib kelmaymiz mehmonlar

Konan o'sha tungi shouga tashrif buyurgan mehmonlar qanchalik buyuk ekanligi haqida gapira boshlaydi, so'ngra ba'zida ularning chiqishlari halokatli bo'lgan mehmonlarni yozib qo'yishini eslatib o'ting. Keyin u o'tmishdagi namoyishlardagi bir qator xayoliy kliplarni taqdim etadi, unda mehmonlar kutilmagan g'alati narsalar yoki o'zlarini bezovta qiladigan baxtsiz hodisalarni boshdan kechirishlari mumkin. Ba'zi misollarga ko'ra, aslida hech narsa qilmaydigan, faqat ovqatni asl holiga keltiradigan oshpaz va Konni bilan jismoniy aloqa o'rnatgan lahzada erga qulab tushadigan Barni Brittlebones ismli personaj kiradi.

Horny Manatee

Odatdagi efir paytida "Yangi kollej maskotlari "eskiz," deb nomlangan belgi "FSU Vebkamera Manatee "namoyish etildi - kompyuter oldida manatee, raqsga tushdi Divinillar ' "Men o'zimga tegaman Karnaychi tomonidan masofadan turib tomosha qilinmoqda Mark Pender. Konan, an reklama qilingan bayonotida, ushbu belgi o'sha paytda "HornyManatee.com" ning xayoliy veb-saytida paydo bo'lganligi eslatib o'tilgan. Ertasi kuni kechqurun Konan tomoshabinlarga agar u aytib o'tilgan bo'lsa veb-sayt mavjud bo'lmagan, NBC korporativ siyosati domen nomini boshqa birov ishlatmasligi uchun sotib olish va sayt mazmuni uchun NBC javobgarligini keltirib chiqarishi kerak. - dedi Konan Kechki payt domen nomidan soxta ko'rinishga berilib, haqiqiy veb-sayt yaratish uchun foydalanishga qaror qildi porno sayt. Bilan https://web.archive.org/web/20100123143737/http://www.hornymanatee.com/ (endi ishlamayapti), Konan tomoshabinlardan rasmlarni sahifaga yuborishni so'radi. O'sha tundan beri Konan vaqti-vaqti bilan tomoshabinlarga veb-sayt maqomini yangilab turdi, uning xitlari soni va bir nechta muxlislar rasmlar, she'rlar va boshqa ommaviy axborot vositalariga yuborilganligi haqida eslatib o'tdi. Konan ham yangiliklarni maxsus, sahnada etakchi sifatida ishlatgan. Horny Manatee segmentlari. Masalan, Konan qo'ng'iroq qildi Jeyms Lipton muxlislar tomonidan tayyorlangan she'rlarni keskin ravishda o'qish, so'ngra Manatee bilan uning iltimosiga binoan havoda raqsga tushish va Pitsburg - asoslangan pop-pank dueti Rocket Me Nowhere Nyu-Yorkka o'zlarining "My Hopeless Manatee" qo'shiqlarini ijro etish uchun.

So'nggi marta Konan saytning xitlar sonini (2007 yil 18-yanvar) aytganda, bu "20 million xit" va hisoblash edi. Bilan intervyuda Nyu-York Tayms, O'Brayen ham tomoshabinning javobidan hayratda qolganini aytdi.[3]2006 yil 16-dekabr holatiga ko'ra sayt Alexa taxminan 31,000,000 veb-sayt reytingi,[4] SaveTheManatee.org darajasidan o'ttiz baravar ko'p (taxminan 937,000),[5]bunga Kechki payt saytda taqdim etilgan "Horny Manatee" futbolkalarining ba'zi daromadlarini xayriya qilmoqda.[6]Hozirda veb-saytga trafik NBC-ning asosiy saytiga yo'naltirilgan.

Agar ular juftlashgan bo'lsa

Odatda o'sha paytda uchrashgan deb ishonilgan ikki taniqli taniqli odamlarning rasmlari namoyish etiladi. Keyin rasmlar o'zlarining nasllari juftlashgan taqdirda qanday bo'lishini aks ettiruvchi yangi rasmga birlashtiriladi. Segment shu qadar muvaffaqiyatli bo'lib, keyinchalik kitobni tug'dirdi. Eskizdagi oxirgi narsa tez-tez taniqli odamning avlod sifatida o'zgartirilgan fotosurati yordamida hazil qiladi: masalan, agar Saddam Xuseyn va Usama Bin Laden ("dunyodagi eng yomon ko'rilgan odamlardan ikkitasi") farzand ko'rishi kerak edi, bo'lar edi Stiv Bartman. Yana bir ajoyib misol; Parij Xilton va uning uy hayvonlari chihuahua yaratadi Jorj V.Bush. Bir marta Konan turmushga chiqdi Kelly Ripa bilan Gil Ayken keyin "qiziq shou-shou xosti va shunchaki shkafdan chiqmaydigan yigitni kesib o'tganingizda nima olasiz?" degan savolni berdi va Konanning surati namoyish etildi.

Eskiz O'Brienning TBS shousida jonlandi, Konan Ikki taniqli taniqli odamlarning videolaridan foydalangan holda "Agar ular erishgan bo'lsa", garchi ular odatda bir-birlari bilan uchrashishmasa ham.

Joning

Konan o'zining sevimli bariga - Jou-ga borib, dam olish va dam olish kerakligi haqida gapira boshlaydi. Mavzu musiqasi barning tashqi zarbasi bilan ijro etiladi. U ichkarida yuradi va bufetchi (Kevin Dorff) va homiysi (Brayan Makken ) Konanni ayollarga xos faoliyatni talab qiladigan va qandaydir tarzda buziladigan ovqat yoki ichimliklar berilishini talab qiladigan "to'liq shuvalgan" hodisani namoyish qilgani uchun doimo g'azablana boshlaydi. Konan qattiq alkogol ichimliklar ichadi, baqirishganda va o'ziga ishonchsiz ko'rinishda. Eskiz har doim bufetchi Jou bilan Konandan qarzini to'lashini talab qilishi bilan tugaydi. Konan o‘rnidan turib: "YAXSHI VA TAYYORLIGIMDA TO‘LAYMAN!" Deb qichqiradi va ichkilikni devorga uloqtiradi, bufetchi va homiy ustidan najasni sindirish uchun tez-tez qaytib keladi.

Masturbating Bear

"Masturbating Bear" kechqurun takrorlanadigan belgi edi. Bu belgi ayiq kostyumidagi, bepushtga o'xshash ichki kiyim kiygan, unda katta jinsiy a'zolar bo'lgan va ko'pincha unga mollar bilan qurollangan bir nechta odam "ishlovchilar" hamroh bo'lgan. Belgidan Konan O'Brayen bilan so'nggi iqtisodiy tebranishlar jadvalini tushuntirish yoki begona o'tlarni chekish kabi zararsiz vazifalarni bajarish talab qilinadi. Muqarrar ravishda, har qanday vazifani bajarish uchun kelganidan bir necha soniya o'tgach, ayiq qo'shiqning bir qismi sifatida o'zini g'azablantira boshlaydi "Saber Dance "O'ynaydi. Keyin ayiqni odam bilan ishlovchilar elektr toki urishi mumkin edi. Bir necha marotaba masturbatsiya holatlariga qaramay, Masturbating Bear kechqurun yana taklif qilinardi. Bir marta ayiq kostyumda Chak Norris ekanligi aniqlandi.

Konanning Tungi Kecha yugurishining so'nggi haftasida, Konan ayiqni juda xavfli deb e'lon qildi: 11:30 va karbonit bilan o'ralgan holda ayiqni iste'foga chiqarishga harakat qildi. Xan Solo. Bu norozilikni keltirib chiqardi Kerri Fisher, keyinchalik ayiqni ozod qilgan. Ayiqni oxirgi marta Fisher bilan birga qayiqda suzib ketayotganini ko'rgan, u 2010 yil 20 yanvarda Jey Leno va Konan O'Brayen atrofidagi tortishuvlardan keyin O'Brayenning ketishini ko'rgan The Tonight Show-da yana paydo bo'lgan. Dastlab, NBC Masturbating Bear deb da'vo qilishi mumkin deb o'ylardi intellektual mulk. Natijada, u aylantirildi O'ziga yoqimli panda O'Brayenning safari uchun.[7]

2011 yilda O'Brayen o'zining TBS-shousini Nyu-Yorkka bir hafta davomida olib borganida, ayiq, bitta epizodda, shou-biznesdan tashqarida bo'lganligi va Nyu-York chekkasida rafiqasi va ikki bolasi bilan joylashgani tasvirlangan. Qisqa videolavhada bu aniqlangandan so'ng, ayiq sahnaga quvnoq tomoshabinlarga taklif qilindi. Biroq, Konanning tomoshabinlar soni haqidagi so'zlari ayiq uchun haddan ziyod katta bo'ldi, u ishbilarmonlik kiyimini echib tashladi va sahnada ham, yuqoridagi osma raflarda ham zavqlana boshladi.

2012 yil aprel oyida ayiqlarning bir qator hujumlaridan so'ng, ayiq Los-Anjelesdagi Konanning TBS shousiga keldi.

During Conan's June 2012 trip to Chicago, Conan introduced the Masturbating Bear, but instead a man dressed as a Chikagodagi ayiqlar player watching Internet pornography with his pants down was brought onto the stage. The original Masturbating Bear came out soon after.

New Characters

Conan tells the audience that it is time for new additions to be added to Late Night's current characters, such as "The Masturbating Bear" or the FedEx Pope (Brian McCann). New additions are often more ridiculous than ones before, such as the Nudist Who Has No Skeleton or the Screeching Raccoon with a Jet Pack. Some are popular enough to warrant a second appearance, though few are actually made into recurring characters. Generally the new characters are absurdist in nature and carry names which fully describe their appearance or concept, sometimes extending to full multi phrase sentences. For example, one recurring character was "Gorilla Nurse Using an Old Fashioned Abdominal Exerciser While Listening to 'Angel of the Morning' by Juice Newton" a character which consisted simply of a stuffer gorilla in a nurses costume being vibrated by an old abdominal exerciser while the titular music played. A related gag also exists where Conan promises that he will not waste the audience's time with zany, random jokes, only to introduce a completely zany, random character. Notable characters from this bit include Fidel Kastro Quyon DJ, Nation of Twain, Man protected from three-inch asalarilar, Hippie fire hydrant on a bacon skeytbord, Kaktus Chef Playing "Biz olovni boshlamadik " on the Flute and the Oscillating Air Purifier that Looks Like Chiziq va R2Janob T 2. Another version is "New College Mascots", which feature fake mascots which often make fun of a real college or its surrounding area. One such skit featured an "FSU Webcam Manatee" which spawned the "Horny Manatee " sketch of December 2006. In the lead-up to his departure for The Tonight Show in early 2009, O'Brien brought back characters which would be inappropriate in the 11:30 PM time slot, such as the Masturbating Bear, which was frozen in carbonite, but subsequently rescued by Kerri Fisher. The Nyu-York Daily News reported on May 27, 2009 that O'Brien eventually plans to reintroduce the Masturbating Bear on Bugun kechqurun.[8]

Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage

A comedy bit in which Kechki payt grafik dizayner Pierre Bernard, Jr. sits in a recliner and relates a story that has recently angered him personally. This tale is always a long, drawn-out personal tale delivered in a soft-spoken tone that usually involves some sort of hajviy kitob, Anime, ilmiy-fantastik -related, or similarly esoteric medium. At the end of his complaint he states "Bottom line, America..." as he grabs the handle of the recliner and shifts it back into an upright position to lean forward and point furiously at another camera centered on him to give his final geeky demands on the matter. Much of the humor of the sketch comes from the dry, emotionless manner in which Bernard delivers his "rage." A complaint about the TV show Stargate SG-1 led to him getting small cameos on the show;[iqtibos kerak ] whereas a complaint about the Japanese anime franchise Robotexnika numerous DVD releases in the marketplace prompted a "response" from robotech.com about the complaint and an offer to send Bernard a free complete collection of the DVDs.[9]

In 2007, Bernard and O'Brien starred in a spin-off sketch entitled "Pierre Bernard: Serial Killer." The sketch had been inspired by Bernard's real life refusal to allow the show to tape a remote segment at his home focusing on his sizable action figure collection. Conan insisted that the only explanation for Bernard's reluctance to allow a camera crew into his home was that the graphic designer was, in fact, a serial killer. During the sketch, O'Brien interviewed Bernard in the manner of news magazine shows such as Dateline NBC, asking questions designed to implicate Bernard as a murderer. Initially, Bernard seemed reluctant but as the sketch went on he seemed to get more into the act. At one point, Bernard admitted that he did not describe himself as prolific because "I haven't been killing for very long." After the taped portion of the sketch, Bernard was wheeled on stage on a gurney wearing a muzzle similar to Gannibal ma'ruzasi yilda Qo'zilarning jimligi.

Pierre Bernard moved with O'Brien on Tonight Show to continue as a graphic designer and occasional performer, first seen on June 3, 2009.

Puppets and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Kechki payt made extensive use of puppets since the show's inception. For example, in one sketch, called "Puppet's Last Words Channel", a puppet scientist prepares to take a drink from a cup labeled "acid" and says, "I sure do love my morning cup of coffee." The acid melts the puppet's face. In another segment of the same sketch, a puppet exclaims to another puppet that she was born with both sets of genitalia.[10] One recurring gag features "Vomiting Kermit ", showcasing the Muppet retching streams of liquid from its mouth. Perhaps the most notable puppet, both on and off the show, is Haqoratomuz kulgili itni g'olib qiling. On June 19, 2009, Triumph crossed over onto Konan O'Brayen ishtirokidagi Tonight Show, and would eventually cross over to Konan kuni TBS.

Conan would later appear on Tungi kech Jimmi Fallon bilan to ceremoniously retrieve Triumph, which had somehow been hiding behind one of the couches on the set.[11] Before retrieving the puppet, Fallon asked Conan, "You were the host [of Late Night] for 16 years. Then...what happened?"[11] Conan put his arm around Jimmy and said, "Don't you worry about that; you're a young guy!"[11]

SAT Analogies

Conan helps students with their standardized exams by providing satirized SAT o'xshashliklar based on current events. Although the newest SAT format introduced in 2005 has dropped analogies, the segment continues to be used in new episodes. A typical example: person who sees a pregnant woman : "you're glowing" :: person who sees a pregnant Nicole Ritchie : "who stuffed an avocado in that cocktail straw?" The sketch often ends with an analogy involving Parij Xilton that makes a joke about her sexual history, for example: Final episode of "The Sopranos": lots of guys getting whacked resulting in messy loss of bodily fluids:: Paris Hilton: popular hotel heiress

Syncro-Vox

This sketch relies heavily on the low-budget filming method Syncro-Vox. A TV screen is lowered down to the seat where the interviewed would actually sit. On the screen is a still image of a celebrity, with live video of the mouth of the back stage impersonator superimposed—because of this method, the fake interviews are also called the "Clutch Cargo routine", after the 1959 cartoon, that is the most widely remembered user of Syncro-Vox. Commonly impersonated celebrities are Arnold Shvartsenegger (who always tries to plug his 'smash hit holiday classic', Jingle All Way, and makes lame comebacks such as "YOU CAME OUT EIGHT YEARS AGO!"), Jorj V.Bush, Barbara Bush (who is given the gruff voice of a man from New Jersey), Bill Klinton, Hillari Klinton va Marta Styuart (either of whom if, nagged by Conan about a point she wishes to dismiss, will begin talking in a demonically deeper voice as her eyes glow red ), Maykl Jekson, Sammi Sosa, Barri obligatsiyalari, Rafael Palmeyro, Donald Tramp (who will frequently describe things with the adjective "Trump," proclaim his accomplishments to be "huge," and respond to Conan's correcting him with "you're fired!"), Saddam Xuseyn, Tom Kruz (who often shouts triumphantly and raises his fists or feet, in reference to his infamous "Couch Jumping Incident "yoqilgan Opra), Mayk Tayson, Jon Kerri va Keyt Richards. Most of the impressions are done by either Robert Smigel yoki Brian Stack.

This bit was parodied, along with the entire show, on Robot tovuqi "s Star Wars Special. Conan provided his own voice.

Quackers

Quackers was a white domesticated duck who first appeared on the August 6, 2007 show during a sketch. The sketch involved Conan nervously reacting to various band members shouting at him, only to learn they were being literal. For example, one band member shouted, "Conan, Duck!" and Conan dove for cover behind his desk, only to learn the band member was pointing out a duck was in the studio. Conan, noting the audience's apparently positive reaction to the duck, dubbed it Quackers. Two nights later, Quackers made a return appearance, during which the duck unexpectedly defecated on the studio floor and then rubbed its own beak in it as if eating, simultaneously prompting riotous laughter/howling from the audience and a horrified response from Conan, who referred to him as "Quackers the Shit-Eating Duck". The August 10 and September 4 shows included a "special announcement" about a new show coming to NBC, the family sitcom "Quackers the Shit-Eating Duck." Quackers also displays an ability to mug to the audience for applause. On the September 19 episode, Conan notes Quackers' popularity amongst viewers again and also mentions Quackers' popularity on YouTube. The episode also contains a clip of Quackers as an action star.

The Uoker, Texasning Ranger Lever

This sketch sprang from NBC's purchase of entertainment company Umumjahon in early 2004, creating NBC Universal. Conan noted that this purchase now allowed him to play clips from the show Uoker, Texasning Ranger yulduzcha Chak Norris without paying any royalti. The "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" was a prop lever which, when pulled, would cause a supposedly random clip from the TV show to play. The clips were nearly always taken out of context and usually involved either Norris performing some improbable feat of heroics, or a particularly despicable act of violence being committed by a villain. For example, one clip involved Walker tasting the dirt in a random patch of land and determining that a plane had crashed there. Another involved a villainous father (played by Dan Lauriya ) exhorting a young boy to jump from a high ledge, insisting that he would catch the youth. Yet when the boy did jump the man stepped back allowing the child to hit the ground. The sketch would usually begin with Conan introducing the premise and then commenting that he did not intend to use the lever immediately, followed by his immediately pulling it. In most instances of the sketch, Conan would comment after at least one clip that the sketch was finished, after which he would pull the lever "one last time." After a clip is played, the camera would generally cut back to Conan for a, usually shocked, reaction. In late summer 2004, the bit seemed to have been retired as Chak Norris walked in and fired a prop gun at Conan. Norris also revealed his own lever and pulled it, playing a clip showing him mock-fighting Conan with jang san'ati moves in the back of the studio. The lever did return on occasion in 2005. Notably, the premise of the bit was technically incorrect, since Walker was owned by CBS, Sony Pictures Television, and a few other companies; Walker just ran on NBC Universal-owned AQSh tarmog'i vaqtida. One of the last and most popular clips to be shown was part of a "spring cleaning" segment where they were airing jokes which they had previously developed but had not aired before. With the Walker clip Conan insisted that they had been too scared to air it when they had originally discovered it, explaining "Once you see it. You'll understand why." The clip in question involved a young Xeyli Djoel Osment informing the characters, in a rather cheerful manner, that "Walker told me I have OITS." When the camera cut back to the studio for a reaction shot, Conan simply stood up, walked to a corner of the stage where he stood for a few seconds as the audience reacted in amusement and shock, and then returned to his seat where he nervously chuckled and wished to introduce a commercial break, though continued the 'Spring Cleaning' segment.

The merger also led to the creation of two other short-lived triggers, a Knight Rider pull chain va a Beverli-Xillz politsiyasi Theme button. Sometimes these were combined, such as playing the Beverly Hills Cop theme behind a Walker, Texas Ranger scene.

In 2007, the lever returned, playing clips from B-grade 1970s/1980s Norris movies (a different movie each episode). This began with the Slaughter in San Francisco Lever (which was used during the April/May run of shows in San Francisco); Breaker! Breaker!, A Force of One va Sakkizburchak have also been used.

The lever also sparked its share of the Colbert/O'Brien/Stewart feud, once Norris started appearing with 2008 presidential candidate Mayk Xekabi and Conan took credit for the outcomes.

In penultimate episode of the show Conan claimed that the lever was the most requested skit on the show by fans.

In 2010, during Conan's live Legally Prohibited tour, the "Uoker, Texasning Ranger lever" was reintroduced, used in the shows by Conan as well as by guests. However, to avoid potential legal issues with NBC claiming use of intellectual property, the lever was rechristened the "Chuck Norris Rural Policeman Handle", and featured clips from Walker that were not used previously on Kechki payt, with the exception of the aforementioned clip with Haley Joel Osment, which was featured at the end of every "Rural Policeman Handle" segment.

The lever returned again four years later on Conan's current show on TBS when he traveled to Dallas from March 31 to April 3, 2014 on the last night. As he no longer worked for NBC, he instead showed different clips featuring Chuck Norris from Walker - the same clips showed during the Legally Prohibited tour - Again, with the exception of the clip with Haley Joel Osment, which was shown at the end of the segment.[12]

A digital version of the lever, built to work on Gugl xrom browser, is available as an kengaytma.

Nerding It Up For Pierre

In this bit, Conan tries to explain a popular news story to graphic designer Pierre Bernard (See "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage" above) by relating current events to obscure events in various Anime yoki ilmiy fantastika shows that Pierre understands and enjoys, such as Battlestar Galactica. A previous version of this sketch was "Dumbing It Down For La Bamba", where Conan would use basic, often childish language when describing current events to the band's trombonist.

Questions From The Audience

Conan reflects on the fact that he has had a long and varied career. He offers to field any questions from the audience on some of the celebrities he has met or any other interesting aspect of his life in show business. However the questions from the audience always relate to obscure topics such as how best to grow a plant or car maintenance advice. While Conan expresses disappointment that the question is not about his career, he is always able to give expert in-depth answers to the audience's queries.

Other sketches

  • 60 - "60" had been a parody of the Tulki seriyali 24. "60" takes the premise of 24 to the extreme: each one second episode takes place in the same minute. The story revolved around Canadian Special Agent Chuck Aloo (Endi Blits ) attempting to protect the Bosh Vazir from a diabolical plot involving a sandwich with mustard in it.
  • Andy's Sister - This sketch involved Emi Poxler appearing as Endi Rixter 's little sister Stacy, who usually wore a head brace device and made fun of Andy from the audience while expressing her crush on Conan.
  • Audience Interview - In this bit introduced in mid-2005, Conan says that because he's always interviewing famous celebrities, who endorse their latest movie/album/etc., he rarely gets an opportunity to talk to the audience, which he says he'd like to do. So, for a change of pace, he says he's going to go into the audience, pick out a random member, and ask them some basic question. However, the gag is that the audience member he "randomly" picks is always a celebrity, who faithfully reveals him/herself when Conan asks what their name is and who always sits on the first seat immediately right of the aisle of the back row in the far righthand section. They also happen to still endorse some product, or even a standard "latest work" as well. Some examples of guests include Ted Danson, Jerri Stiller, Alan Alda, Bob Saget, Jerri Springer, Donald Tramp, Janob T, Fabio va Larri King.
  • Audience Talent - Conan goes into the audience and selects pre-picked audience members to show their unique talents, but the person's "talent" is obviously faked. Conan does not know who the people are going to be, and the audience does not know what their talent is until Conan reveals it. This was a very similar precursor to the Audiencey Awards.
  • Billy Tyler, the Kid No One Loves - A little boy named Billy Tyler would come out talking about all the hardships he has endured in his life. Each one more pathetic than the last. Finally, when Conan offers him words of encouragement and advice, Billy rejects it screaming "You're a loser!" and running off.
  • Cloppy - A depressed and suicidal horse whose name is a reference to the "clop-clop" sound he makes as he slowly walks offstage to shoot himself. In one interview, actor Nikolas Keyj expresses his fondness of Cloppy. Subsequent editions of "Cloppy" have included mentions to Cage's endorsement of the sketch.
  • Conan and Max Hang Out - Conan introduces a moment of camaraderie between him and Max, then cuts to a scene of Conan in his dressing room. Max comes in and enthusiastically invites Conan to go somewhere, such as to lunch, to grab a beer, or to shop at the NBC store because it has great stuff. Conan happily agrees, but as soon as the two begin walking together they awkwardly do not speak to each other and look bored. The camera follows them like this down hallways and elevators until they reach their destination, at which point they quickly grab the food or drink and part ways. The destination may involve other sight gags; when Conan and Max visited the NBC store, Conan is seen shoplifting several items.
  • Conan Babies - Appearing in the show's early years on Friday nights, this sketch was introduced as the day's earliest Saturday morning cartoon (since, technically, the Friday night shows aired in the early hours of Saturday). The title was a take-off of Qo'g'irchoq chaqaloqlar and the sketch itself was a parody of low-budget 1970s cartoons, featuring very limited animation of Conan, Andy, and Max as babies getting into adventures. Conan, Andy, and Max provided their own voices, and mouths, in the same Synchro-Voxed style as their Fake Celebrity Interviews. Most of Max's dialogue consisted of the word "caca" and each sketch would end with the three babies incongruously breaking out into song, à la Arxiylar yoki Jozi va pussikatlar.
  • Conan's Diary - After interviewing an attractive female celebrity, Conan occasionally opens his "Salom Kiti " diary and writes about the interview while the celebrity remains in the interview chair. The audience and celebrity can hear a voiceover of what Conan is writing. Conan admires his own interviewing skills, then notes that he thinks the celebrity has a crush on him. The celebrity, feeling awkward, asks him to stop writing. Conan audibly notes that the celebrity is an "insane bitch", and finishes writing.
  • Conan Sings a Lullaby - Conan explains that many viewers are new parents trying to get their baby to sleep and he will help them, so he begins to sing a nice lullaby with the aid of his acoustic guitar "Bessie Lou" (also the name of his desk, guest chair, and couch) and then takes advantage of a baby's lack of understanding of language and mentions things adults would find horrible in a soothing way. After a while, Conan figures that his main audience is getting bored, so after telling the parents to turn the baby away from the TV, he starts showing humorous and sometimes violent pieces of footage. With the baby now asleep, Conan tells the parents to go have sex.
  • Crooner Ghost - Brian Stack portrays the ghost of an old singer "Artie Kendall", who sang when the Kechki payt studio was used for radio in the 1930s. Conan is talking and hears a disembodied voice singing, and a ghost appears next to his desk. The ghost doubts that people from the present would want to hear his "silly old songs", but Conan and the audience convince him. He always sings 3 songs, set to the same tune, that have outrageous lyrics. The first song is about unpopular 1930s sentiment, (where he attacks Franklin Ruzvelt, advocates surrender to Adolf Gitler, or expresses contempt for the poor), the second song is always about women ("Oh...Women shouldn't be allowed to talk; we should seal their lips with strong adhesive caulk") and after Conan's reaction to it, the ghost notes his "hot, Irland temper" and sings a derogatory song about the Irish. ("Irish people's brains are made of corn, and they all get drunk before they're even born.") He usually ends the songs with a relevant scat such as "boppity-drown" or "Hitlery-hoo."
  • Dudez-A-Plenti - Conan decides to form his very own boy band following the success of the Backstreet Boys and the show Making The Band. He calls for an audition, in which he picks 5 buff young men: Elliot, Professor P, Iago, the Kid Man, and Samantha. In their first group meeting, they think of ideas for their first hit song, only to come up with the words "Baby" and "I Wish". This leads to their first "hit" single: "Baby, I Wish You Were My Baby". The group reunites one year later to record their first music video for a new song called "Awesome", which includes the word "awesome" 28 times according to Conan.
  • Emergency Guest - In this recurring skit during the show's early years, Conan announces to the audience that a regularly scheduled celebrity guest has unexpectedly cancelled their appearance at the last minute. In order to fill out the air time, Conan brings out the "emergency guest" which is a life sized mannequin in a large glass "break in case of emergency" box. After being placed into the guest chair and activated by Andy, the mannequin plays recorded messages which feature typical banter for late night talk show guests such as name dropping other celebrities he's seen at parties and requesting a clip from his latest movie be played. Conan frequently struggles to keep the conversation in-sync. The mannequin also reassures the audience that there's no need to panic. Often, the Emergency Guest malfunctions and needs to be deactivated before the interview is over. Conan then walks into the off stage hallway and breaks out the Emergency Emergency Guest, a minor celebrity such as Nipsey Rassel yoki Joys birodarlar who makes a cameo appearance.
  • European Guy - Conan begins to discuss some political issue negatively affecting America, and is interrupted by Gustavo, a European who smugly and arrogantly points out Europe's superiority over America. He appears in strange clothing (particularly shoes) and frequently eats strange lollipops, all of which have stereotypically silly European-sounding names (Stolflucht, Flexenfüsser, va boshqalar.), which he defends as superior to their American equivalents, in spite of their peculiar appearances.
  • Friends of the Show - Conan is frequently visited by Janob T, Abe Vigoda va Jeyms Lipton as themselves, who appear in bizarre situations on the show. Abe Vigoda is often poked fun of for his advanced age, fueled by the false reports of his death oldin. Memorable bits featuring Vigoda involve him being found in odd places by Conan, such as under the audience risers, being dressed up as a character such as "Viyoda ", and using the extra screen space afforded by the widescreen 16:9 HDTV format to shoot baskets, with Vigoda on one side of Conan and the basket on the other. Mr. T appears both in the show's regular segments, such as Celebrity Secrets, and in remotes, such as going to an apple orchard with Conan. Lipton typically appears to lend his serious acting abilities to humorous situations, such as a dramatic re-enactment of Kristian Beyl 's 2009 profanity-laced tirade towards a director of photography, with Lipton playing both Bale and the crew member.
  • The "Fun Hole" Guy - Conan gets interrupted by a man in the audience (played by Brian McCann ) who wears a blue T-shirt with a sweater around his shoulders. He complains about lack of decency, takes the sweater off and storms off, revealing him wearing fishnet stockings, and a shirt that says "Fun Hole" on the back with an arrow pointing down to his speedo -clad dumba.
  • Good Priest, Bad Priest - Conan's Katolik cherkovi pastors, Father DeCarlo and Father Kelly, would come on the show and subject Conan to an interrogation related to some sort of upcoming religious celebration (Such as why he does not have a manger for Rojdestvo ). Most of the time, they start to abuse Conan by bringing up his "touching himself " nightly. Father DeCarlo acts as the "Good Priest", asking questions calmly, while Father Kelly would act as the "Bad Priest", trying to intimidate Conan. Towards the end of the sketch, Iso enters, resulting in Conan exclaiming "Jesus Christ!", and tells the priests to leave Conan alone, and recruiting them on a more important mission, usually abusing figures such as qor bobo, Santa Klaus va Easter Bunny. The sketch ends with Jesus telling Conan and the crowd "You owe me one... you all owe me one!" In recent episodes Jesus has been joined by Mary (resulting in Conan yelling "Holy Mother of God!") and Joseph (resulting in Conan yelling "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"), then the skit ends with Jesus, Mary, and Joseph going to the Zaytun bog'i and running into God then awkwardly having a conversation about God being Jesus' real father.
  • Guest Autographs - Conan shows the audience some autographs supposedly from guests on his show. In reality, the fictitious autographs are often from celebrities who have appeared in Yangiliklar yoki tabloids rather than on the program. The messages left by the celebrity often mock something unseemly the celebrity is currently known for or may even mock O'Brien in some way.
  • Guys That Make Fun of Conan's Name - In the first year of the show, Conan would occasionally point out that he has an unusual first name that often makes people think of Konan barbar. The show would then cut to four guys who stand around and make bad jokes about Conan's name, such as "Conan the vegetarian, hey, where's your salad?" or "Conan the Yogi oyi -ian, hey, where's Boo-Boo?" For unexplained reasons, one of the four guys in the sketch would always nod in agreement, but never speak.
  • Instant Audience Member Upgrade - A take-off on the airline instant upgrade, Conan chooses two audience members and bumps them up to first class audience, where he gives them more comfortable chairs, a drink, a celebrity feature, a curtain to separate them from the economy class audience section, etc.
  • Moral Dilemma - Not seen since Andy Richter's departure (although he was barely involved), the bit involved Conan looking through the show's Yo'qolgan va topilgan box, and finding something he wished he could keep. At that point, a devil would appear on Conan's shoulder to help him rationalize keeping the item. While he would acknowledge the logic behind the devil's reasoning, he would muse, "I can't help but wonder if there's another side to the argument." At this point, instead of the expected angel, a bear (an actor in a bear costume) would appear on Conan's other shoulder, announcing himself: "Hi, Conan, I'm your bear! Grrr!" Conan would ask the bear for his advice regarding the lost item, but the bear would only have bear-related advice to offer ("I don't know, but I can tell you that you should always check before sticking your nose into a beehive, for bears' noses are awfully sensitive to bee stings"). Usually, the bit would end with the devil getting one-upped in some way or another (in one such sketch, the bear turned out to be Conan's guardian angel in disguise).
  • No-Reason-to-Live Guy - Conan begins to talk about a mundane news piece or the guest line-up at his desk when he is interrupted by a man in the audience (played by Brian McCann ). The man seems to have been misinformed and reacts to Conan's calm correctness in disbelief and yells, "There's no reason to live!" He then proceeds to run to the top of the audience area where a blue kayak is waiting, while yelling, "Where's my kayak?" He gets in the kayak and "paddles" it off-screen, at which point the scene cuts to a shot of a man in a kayak falling down an icy mountain. After this, another "audience member" usually rides off in a kayak in a similar way, or the first man comes back through the studio doors (sometimes in poor disguises), gets upset again (usually when Conan mentions how stupid the sketch is) and rides to his demise using another means of transportation, accompanied by related stock footage, again while yelling "Where's my [vehicle]?" The sketch usually involves three different "deaths." In addition to the kayak, other means of transportation have included a train, a bike, a skateboard, balloons, a three bedroom house, and a car.
    • This sketch evolved from a bit done a week or two before NBC broadcast the Torino Olympics qayerda Brian McCann appeared on video as if he was reporting from the Bobsled run in Italy. He starts sliding down the course and Conan tries to tell him the course was not finished, based on news reports of the time that said Olympic officials were crunched for time to finish some of the venues. McCann says he cannot hear because of the noise of the bobsled then he says, "What's that?" and there is a quick cut to stock footage of a kayak falling down a snow-covered mountain. Then the show cuts back to Conan, who has his head in his hands as if embarrassed and the audience is howling in laughter at the absurd scene, especially after McCann's line: "Someone put me in a kayak!" When the next guest comments about the kayak, Conan says, "You try to find footage of a bobsled crashing that matches. It was the best we could do." For the record, the Olympic officials were putting finishing touches on the venues with only the nightly ceremonies park unfinished.
  • Naqshlar - Conan shows a series of images, and viewers have to figure out the progressive pattern that links them. For instance, "Squirrel, handyman, poorly guarded jinnixona, Tom Grin: That's right, these are more and more likely to be missing a nut."
  • Pimpbot 5000 - A robot that combines the technology of a futuristic android with the street-wise attitude of a 1970s pimp. He always talks in rhymes that simultaneously reference his robotic and pimp nature: "I got a diamond studded watch/new transistors in my crotch."
  • Pleasing the Affiliates - Conan attempts to please local filiallari by responding to their fictional requests for positive mention.
  • Polly the NBC Peacock - Only seen in the first few seasons of the show, Conan has a discussion with Polly the NBC Peacock, which is actually just a cardboard cut out of an NBC peacock logo with a moving mouth. The sketch revolves around Conan discussing television programs airing the current week. When NBC shows are mentioned, Polly lavishes praise upon them, when non-NBC shows are mentioned, Polly criticizes them harshly. With Conan playing the to'g'ri odam, Polly's comments get progressively more outlandish, such as claiming that "A lot of people don't know it, but Tim Allen 's face spews dangerous radiation" during a discussion of ABC sitcom Uyni obodonlashtirish, or claiming that "Watching the show officially fulfills your requirement for jury duty" when discussing the NBC legal drama JAG. The sketch usually ends with Conan suggesting the audience watch a non-NBC program, to which a flustered Polly replies, "It's in Spanish!"
  • Preparation H Raymond - In this sketch Brian McCann plays a large-eared man named Raymond with a Shahzoda Charlz -like appearance, who parades down the aisles passing out Preparation H to Conan's audience. While he possesses a common theme song, chorused by the phrase "Raymond's here to help....oooooooohhh...", Raymond's dialogue content is often related to current events such as the "roid " usage by pro baseball athletes or Minnatdorchilik kuni, 2006. Often though, the sketch can be seen as a random assortment of ideas, all beginning and culminating with the distribution of Preparation H.
  • Queen Elizabeth Telephone Call - Conan receives a phone call from Qirolicha Yelizaveta II to discuss a current issue. Her Majesty quickly gets off topic, and ends every comment by referring to Conan using random bisyllabic words, such as Coughdrop O'Branflakes.
  • Rude Audience Member - While Conan is introducing the second guest, the camera repeatedly cuts to one audience member, with each successive cut introducing attention-grabbing sound and visual effects. Conan becomes increasingly agitated, chastising the person as if he or she is purposely making it happen. After he threatens to call security, the camera stays on Conan, and it seems like the distraction is over. Finally, the audience member is shown in a much more exaggerated way (for example, on a giant screen behind Conan, or on the Times Square Jumbotron ) that completely disrupts the show.
  • Sun'iy yo'ldosh televizori - Conan shares the extra channels that the large satellite dish on the roof of 30 Rockefeller Center fictionally picks up. Some channels have absurd titles like "Clive Clemmons' Inappropriate Response Channel" (this particular channel displayed clips of people making inappropriate and/or completely off-topic statements in everyday conversation, after which fictional British og'ir metall guitarist Clive Clemmons plays a riff and exclaims "Inappropriate!" One example had a woman mention the quality of the office coffee, to which her co-worker responded "Thank God for Saddam Xuseyn!"). Others include a pornografiya channel featuring "Max on Max action", in which Max Weinberg made love to a duplicate Max Weinberg; the "Sexual Harassment Skeleton Channel", wherein a skeleton gropes women in the workplace but always avoids getting fired, with the argument that he is "only a skeleton" and "doesn't even have muscles to move his arms." There is "Jar Barf", a program wherein food bankalar with the middle of their lids cut out, and featuring added googly eyes, are shown vomiting their contents; "Potato Judge TV ", about a ruthless judge on the judicial bench; and the "Men Without Hats Channel" that features people in everyday situations singing about it to the Men Without Hats sozlang "Safety Dance ". (One involved a man in an office singing "You can file if you want to/You can leave your friends behind/Because your friends don't file/And if they don't file then they're no friends of mine.")
  • Spoiler Alert - Conan and Max talk about a recent film, TV, or book-related story, but find a way to keep from spoiling the ending, in case the show is Tivoed, or a viewer has not read the book. So Conan employs a spoiler alert system, which consists of two people standing in front of the camera, covering their ears and yelling incoherently "la la la la la! I'm not listening", the result of which is that the audience is unable to listen to what Conan and Max are discussing.
  • Hannigan the Traveling Salesman - A traveling salesman who stops by to sell Conan a variety of useless items. He talks in a fast-paced New York accent sprinkled with 1950s colloquialisms, and frequently makes self-deprecating cracks as he describes his wares. He always tries to sell Conan lame jokes from "Joke Co." and immediately expects payment. It usually ends with a deal that includes all the various products from the sketch, plus some form of sex, at a very low price.
  • Unknown Colleges' Team Mascots - Conan presents about three or four fictional colleges' athletic teams' mascots. These mascots often have nothing to do with anything about the school's location or name. One mascot that always finds its way onto the segment is S&M Lincoln, a very disturbing version of Avraam Linkoln wearing a top hat and having a ball gag og'ziga tiqilib, S&M terisidan ozroq kiyinganida va og'ir zanjirlarda og'irlashganda, o'zini qamchi bilan qamchilayotganda mushuk o 'to'qqiz quyruq.
  • Dunyoda nima bor? - Konanga rasmning nihoyatda kattalashtirilgan qismi ko'rsatilgan. U nimaga qarab turgani haqida yovvoyi taxminni chiqarib tashlaydi, shu vaqtda rasm biroz kichraytiriladi. Konan yana urinib ko'rdi, garchi fotosuratda nima tasvirlangani hali aniq emas. U yana kattalashadi va rasm endi taniqli va dunyoviy bo'lib tuyuladi - masalan, taniqli odam yoki boshqa oddiy holat. U oxirgi marta kattalashganda, ilgari ramkadan tashqarida bo'lgan kutilmagan yoki shafqatsiz narsa aniqlanadi. Ushbu bit uchun audio signal - bu bezovta qiluvchi odam: "Bu nima dunyo? "Konan ko'pincha takrorlamaslikni so'raydi, ammo foydasi yo'q.

Yillik eskizlar

  • Ko'rgazmaning holati - batafsil parodiya ning Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlari Prezidenti "yillik Ittifoq manzili Xuddi shu oqshom shouning ochilish krediti va monologi o'rniga taqdim etilgan Prezident nutq so'zladi. Konan o'sha kecha hech qanday monolog bo'lmaydi, deb eslaganda, tomoshabinlar o'rnidan turib, samimiy qarsaklar ostida qolishdi, shundan so'ng Konan "Ey yaramaslar" deb javob beradi.
  • Markaziy soat mintaqasi yangi yilini hisoblash - Har biri efirga uzatilgan Yangi Yil kechasi, Kechki payt uchun yarim tungacha hisoblashni amalga oshiradigan yagona shou edi Markaziy vaqt zonasi Amerika Qo'shma Shtatlari, chunki shouning odatdagi vaqt oralig'i Markaziy soat yarim tundan oldin boshlanadi va tugaydi. Monologdan so'ng, Konan o'sha yili vafot etganlarning xayoliy ro'yxatini tuzadi, ko'pchilik vafot etgan deb o'ylagan qorong'ilikka tushib ketgan taniqli odamdan boshlab va tirikligi aniq va tasodifiy taniqli kishilar bilan davom etmoqda. Har yili Kechki payt xodimlar Yangi yil boshlanganda biroz yaratadilar. 2003 yilda bit diktor Djel Godard stolda yotar edi, osiyolik erkak kiyib olgan edi Speedo yarim tunda uning ustiga tushadi. 2005 yilda ulkan papier-mashe büstleri Chikagoliklar Jeyms Belushi va Opra Uinfri asta-sekin bir-biriga qarama-qarshi va "Frantsuz o'pdi "Yarim tunda urish paytida. Oldingi masofadagi masofadan boshqarish vositalarida Konan yangi vaqtni nishonlash uchun Markaziy vaqt mintaqasining turli chekka joylariga borgan. Bir oz masofadan turib muxbir yangi yilni nishonlagan edi Saut-Bend, Indiana (qaysi ichida Sharqiy vaqt zonasi, Markaziy vaqtdan bir soat oldin), ammo Markaziy soat mintaqasi shahriga ko'chib o'tishga to'g'ri keladi Hudson Leyk, Indiana yangi yilni "to'g'ri" kutib olish uchun vaqtga qarshi poyga. 2004 yil va 2005 yilgi tantanalarda, shuningdek, O'Brayenga bir qator kostyum-xayr-ehsonlar guruhi qo'shildi (har xil vakillar) O'rta g'arbiy mahalliy), shu jumladan:

Qaytish sanasi Yangi yil arafasida 2005-06 va 2006–07 yillarda bo'lmagan, chunki bu sanalar mos ravishda shanba va yakshanba kunlari kechqurun bo'lgan. NBC jonli aksiyalarni olib bordi Karson Deyli ushbu holatlarda. 2007-08 yillarda efirga uzatilgan yana bir maxsus dastur (dushanba kuni kechasi); a yozuvchining ish tashlashi nazarda tutilgan Kechki payt har qanday holatda ham o'sha yili Markaziy vaqt hisobini qayta tiklay olmas edi. 2008-09 yillarga kelib, Carson Daly mutaxassislari maxsus Yangi yilni almashtirishdi Bugun kechqurun va Kechki payt epizodlar doimiy ravishda (ikkala spektaklning takrorlanishi jonli maxsus kuzatilgan).

  • Ahoyni supurib tashlaydi - Har birida yoki undan keyin efirga uzatilishi "supuradi oy "deb nomlangan ushbu eskiz avvalgi qismlarning bittalari va aniqlangan tasvirlarini namoyish etadi Kechki payt shou reklama plyuslari ularning reytingini oshirish uchun qilgan.
  • Dunyodagi eng tezkor Menora va boshqa bayram nishonlari - Odatda yillik yoritgandan keyin 3-4 kun davomida ko'rsatiladi Rokfeller markazi Rojdestvo daraxti, Konan har doim shuncha odam Nyu-Yorkka shunchaki daraxtni ko'rish uchun kelganini eslaydi, odatda "Bu shunchaki daraxt! Katta ish!" Keyin u shunday dedi: "Rokfeller markazida Rojdestvo daraxti bo'lishi mumkin, ammo biz kech tunida dunyodagi eng tezkor menoraga egamiz!" Bu stsenariy qo'li bilan ip tortib olgan platformada o'tirgan menorani chaqiradi. Albatta, platforma kameraning ko'rish sohasida ko'rinmaydi. Menora "Havo Nagila" dan tez parcha bilan birga keladi. Hafta tugashi bilan Konan boshqa bayram piktogrammalarini taqdim etadi, ular orasida raketada harakatlanuvchi "Bunjie-jumping Baby Jesus" (Xandelning "Halleluja" qo'shig'i) ham bor) mevali pirojnoe (hamrohligida ZZ Top "La Grange") va a Kwanzaa kinara pimped-out safari.
  • Orqaga qarash - Yangi yil atrofida biroz vaqt, shouda o'tgan yilgi retrospektiv. Konan va Maks sahnada mini-barda partiyalarning bezaklari bilan o'tirishadi, ularning rishtalari bekor qilinadi va ko'plab sarguzashtlarini eslaydi.
Muqobil versiyasi a shaklida taqdim etilgan kinoxronika, bilan Joel Godard yil voqealarini haqiqiy kadrlar orqali hikoya qilish, o'tgan yilgi soxta taniqli shaxslarning intervyulariga kirish.

2007-08 yillarda yozuvchilarning ish tashlashi paytida

2007 yil noyabr oyida a Amerika Yozuvchilar uyushmasi ish tashlashda majbur Kechki payt va boshqa kechqurun televidenie dasturlarini takroran namoyish qilish. Ko'rgazma 2008 yil 2 yanvarda qayta tiklanadi; ish tashlash hanuzgacha davom etmoqda (ammo 2008 yil 12 fevralgacha xulosa qilinmaydi), namoyishni odatdagi eskizlari yoki belgilaridan foydalanishni rad etishga majbur qildi. Shunday qilib, tomoshabinlarning ko'nglini ochish yoki shunchaki vaqtni o'ldirish uchun yangi eskizlarning kichik seriyasi ishlab chiqilgan. Ushbu eskizlar quyidagilarni o'z ichiga olgan:

  • Ring Spin - Ko'p yillar davomida takroriy mashg'ulotlar paytida qilgani kabi, Konan o'zining nikoh uzugini ish stolida aylana boshladi va o'zining 41 soniyadagi rekordini yangilashga urinib ko'rdi. U eng yaqin kelgani 2008 yil 8 fevraldagi MIT professori doktor Piter Fisher yordamida teflon parchasida uzukni 51 soniya davomida aylantirganida 40 soniya edi. 2008 yil 8-iyun kuni yana bit paydo bo'ldi, bu safar Konan mehmonning taklifini qabul qildi Ted Koppel. Konan bu da'voni 3 soniya ichida qo'lga kiritdi, koppelnikiga qarshi jami 30 soniya bilan. 2008 yil 6-noyabr kuni rejalashtirilgan mehmon Katt Uilyams mehmon joyiga kela olmadi (keyinchalik u qurol bilan ayblanib hibsga olingani ma'lum bo'ldi). Biroz vaqtni to'ldirish uchun Konan uzuk aylanasini amalga oshirdi - shunday dedi ikkita tarixiy voqea 24 soat ichida sodir bo'lishi mumkin.
  • Germaniya Disko Light Show - Konan tugmachasini bosib, "yomon nemis diskotekasi" da ko'rilganiga o'xshash yorug'lik namoyishini boshlaydi. Bu turli xil musiqiy treklar yordamida bir necha bor amalga oshirildi.
  • Labirentga kirish - Mashhur kishilarning ish stoliga yetish vaqtini ko'paytirish uchun kirish punkti va stol o'rtasida qisqa labirint o'rnatilgan. Havo kamerasi mehmonlarning labirint orqali yurishini ko'rsatadi.
  • Hakkabini kim yaratdi? - Konan bilan takrorlanuvchi mojaro yuz berdi Komediya Markaziy mezbonlar Stiven Kolbert va Jon Styuart Prezidentlikka nomzodning muvaffaqiyati uchun kim mas'ul bo'lganligi to'g'risida Mayk Xekabi. Konan ta'kidlashicha, Xakabining yuqori lavozimli tarafdorining mashhurligi Chak Norris o'z natijasi edi Walker, Texas Ranger Lever eskiz, shuning uchun "Konan Xekabini qildi". Kolbert o'z shousida "Kolbert Bump" ni berganidan keyin "Kolbert Xakkabini yasagan" deb da'vo qilmoqda. Konan, Kolbert va Styuartlar o'zaro ko'rsatuvlarning bir qator bayonotlaridan so'ng, Xakabining muvaffaqiyati uchun mas'ul bo'lganligi sababli bu jarayonda raqiblarini haqorat qilgan holda tobora ko'proq mantiqiy sabablarni keltirdilar. Oxir oqibat, uchtasi o'rtasida katta (va bema'ni) jang sahnasi namoyish etildi Kechki payt. Keyinchalik Xekabining o'zi paydo bo'lib, uni "bu uchta ahmoq" ning hech biri yaratmaganligini, aslida "AQShning buyuk xalqi uni yaratgan" deb aytdi.[13]
  • Zipline - 2008 yil 14-yanvarda Konan o'zining "orzularidan" birini amalga oshirdi, orqa qismida tutun chiqadigan dubulg'a kiyib, tomoshabinlari ustidan zipline bosib o'tdi. Keyin Konan tomoshabinlardan ushbu stuntni qanday yaxshilash bo'yicha takliflar yuborishni so'radi http://www.latenightunderground.com. Ikki kundan so'ng, Konan bu safar ziplinni oyoqlariga raketalar bog'langan va katta bouling pinlariga urilgan holda takrorladi. Ushbu eskizning yana bir o'zgarishi - u zip chizig'idan pastga tushib, yiqitganda Jon Uilks But u suiqasd qilmoqchi bo'lganida Avraam Linkoln.
  • Ekipaj bilan suhbat - Konan ham intervyu berish orqali ba'zi epizodlarini to'ldirdi Kech sahna ortidagi ekipaj a'zolari, masalan usta yoki maxsus effektli odam, u o'z ish joyidagi buyumlar, masalan, sinib ketadigan rekvizitlar bilan o'ynar edi.

Avvalgi eskizlar

  • Suiqasd - Konan go'yoki maxfiy bo'lgan mehmonni yaqinda saqlanadigan sirni biladi va bilganlarini oshkor qilishdan oldin simulyatsiya qilingan o'limga duchor bo'ladi. Masalan, ning so'nggi qismidan biroz oldin Seynfeld, shouda paydo bo'lgan aktyor yakuniy epizod nima bo'lishi haqida gapira boshladi; bir necha so'z bilan, qotil uni ko'kragiga otib tashlaydi. Boshqa bir vaziyatda, Konan o'zini yuqori lavozimli ijrochi deb da'vo qilgan odamni tanishtirdi Coca Cola, kim sodali suvning maxfiy tarkibiy qismlarini muhokama qilmoqchi edi. Suhbat boshlanganda, "ijrochi" uni urib yuborganidan so'ng, yiqilib tushdi shuriken va bir guruh ninjalar orqalarida Coca-Cola logotipi bilan sahnadan qochib ketayotgani namoyish etildi. Ushbu eskizlar bir necha yillardan buyon namoyishda bo'lmagan.
  • Dahshatli sport qonuni - Yaqinda bo'lib o'tadigan sport yoki boshqa tomoshabop tadbirlarga javoban Konan siz ashulalarni qisqa va oson bajarishingizni maslahat beradi. Nima qilmaslik kerakligi misolida, Endi Blits keyin shou tomoshabinlarida namoyish etiladi va har bir bo'g'inni qarsak chalish paytida ushbu tadbir uchun standart xitobni boshlaydi (masalan, "Kelinglar, uchrashaylik!"). Biroq, satrni takrorlash o'rniga, u uni qo'llab-quvvatlaydigan boshlanadigan va odatda biron bir rivoyat sifatida tugaydigan juda uzoq xitobga aylantiradi va vaqti-vaqti bilan tinglovchilardan go'yo osonlikcha qo'shiq aytishni iltimos qiladi. Konan tijorat reklamasiga borishni davom ettiradi, chunki Blits tanaffusgacha qo'shiq aytishni davom ettiradi.
  • Avtomobillarni ta'qib qilish - Konan televizion ko'rsatuvlarning reytingi, agar ular amalda mashinalarni ta'qib qilishni to'xtatganda, ko'tarilishini tushuntiradi. U tinglovchilarga buni aytadi Kechki payt buni qila boshlaydi, ammo tirbandlik tufayli Manxettenda avtoulovlarni ta'qib qilish yo'q. Shunday qilib Kechki payt o'zlarining "avtoulovlarni ta'qib qilishlarini" bosqichlariga o'tkazadilar. Ular xuddi haqiqiy avtoulovlarni ta'qib qilgandek o'ynab, ular yordamida ijro etiladi Matchbox uslubidagi transport vositalari va shou sahnasi ostidagi koridorlarda namunaviy binolar. O'yinchoq mashinalar tortib olinadi baliq ovlash liniyasi chunki kamera vertolyotdan tushgan o'qni oladi. Yaqinda, taniqli shaxslar qonuniy qiyinchiliklarga duch kelganda, shu jumladan, mashina ta'qiblari otib tashlandi Maykl Jekson, Parij Xilton va O. J. Simpson. Eskiz 2008 yil boshidan beri ko'rilmagan.
  • Karl "Oldy" Olson - Komik effekt uchun tasvirlangan keksa odam Uilyam Preston o'xshash Larri "Bud" Melman Devid Letterman bilan kechqurun "Oldy" biroz yumshoqroq, ammo qo'polroq bo'lsa ham.
  • Konan O'Brayen kollejida guruhni qidirish - Bir necha yil davomida, Kechki payt har yili kollej guruhida qidiruv o'tkazdi.
  • Konanning oyoqlari - Konan shou qanday qilib sahifani olib chiqib, ko'proq tomoshabin yig'ishga harakat qilayotganini tushuntiradi Today Show qo'llanma. Uning so'zlariga ko'ra, ko'plab amerikaliklar musiqani sozlashadi Today Show faqat ko'rish uchun Keti Kurik oyoqlari. Stolining old qismi olib tashlanib, ayol oyoqlarini ochib beradi. U oyoqlarini harakatga keltirish, to'pni sakrash va hattoki ularni soqol olish kabi bir nechta kamerali fokuslar bilan davom etadi. Aslida, stolning old qismi a bilan qoplangan yashil ekran sahnada jonli ravishda qayd etilgan ayolning oyoqlari o'qi bilan almashtirilgan. Tomoshabinlar maxsus effektni tushunishadi, O'Brayen sahnadagi aktrisaning harakatlari bilan yanada murakkab harakatlarni sinxronlashtirishga yoki ba'zida uni qasddan aldashga harakat qilishadi. Oxir-oqibat Couric ketishidan oldin eskiz to'xtadi Bugun bog'lab qo'yish CBS Evening News.
  • Davomiy xatolar - Konan va Andy yaqinda efirga uzatilgan xatolarni ko'rib chiqdilar, hech kim tutmaganga o'xshagan nomuvofiqliklarni aniqladilar, masalan, Konanning to'satdan sochlari tusga kirdi yoki ulkan pirogni iste'mol qilayotganda ko'krak qafasi kiydi.
  • Frankenshteyn bizning bir daqiqamizni behuda sarflaydi - Frankenshteyn Monster (yozuvchi Brayan Stak o'ynagan) asosiy to'plamdan chiqadigan eshiklardan birida paydo bo'lib, biron bir narsadan hayajonlanib harakat qildi va operatorni (va tomoshabinlarni) o'ziga qarashga taklif qildi. U sahna ortidagi sahnada uzoq yurish qilib, yo'lakay to'xtab, operatorni kuzatib borish uchun uni silkitdi. Doimiy ravishda, u topgan narsa spatula kabi juda oddiy, garchi u odatda ancha qiziqroq narsaning yonida bo'lsa ham, Konan Frankenshteyn kamerani olib borgan narsadir, deb taxmin qiladi. Bir vaqtlar Frankenshteyn topdi Tom Xenks (u tungi epizodda mehmon bo'lmagan) eskiz paytida va uni chiroqni o'chirish uchun uni tashqariga chiqarib qo'ydi. (Keyin Xensks zudlik bilan chiroqni o'chirishni ko'rsatishga qo'shilish uchun ramkani qayta ko'rib chiqdi.) Hazil formati juda o'xshash shaggy it hikoyasi. NBC Universal-ga egalik qilganligi sababli, Frankenshtay monstrasi filmlardagidek ko'rinishga ega va Universal-ning monster-si bilan eskiz sarlavhasida bir xil logotipni baham ko'rishi tasodif emas; eskiz ham sotib olingandan keyin qisqa vaqt ichida paydo bo'lmaydi. Ushbu eskiz nafaqaga chiqqan bo'lsa-da, Frankenshteyn odatiy belgi bo'lib qolmoqda.
  • Erdagi teshik - Konanning ish stoli oldida polda teshik bor. Konan u orqali narsalarni tashlaydi va odatda an ofis xodimi quyida. Teshik ko'k-ko'k ekran texnologiyasi yordamida yaratilgan.
  • Jerri Butters - Jerri Butters (o'ynagan Brayan Makken ) - bu zalda o'zining erta tonggi shousi bilan iste'dodsiz tok-shou boshlovchisi. Uning to'plami yumshoq va 1970-yillarning soxta kaftlari va xira jigarrang rangdagi tok-shousini eslatadi. Jerri Konanning shousini shahar atrofidagi qo'shnisi uslubida to'xtatadi, u dastlab shunchaki do'stona suhbat qurishni istaydi, lekin oxir-oqibat u hozirgi ko'rsatuvida duch kelgan muayyan muammo uchun yaxshilik yoki maslahatga muhtoj. O'tmishdagi bunday muammolar Abe Vigodaning intervyusida o'lishini ham o'z ichiga olgan edi (Jerri undan yaxshiroq tajriba nima ekanligini so'raganidan keyin uning ishtiroki Cho'qintirgan ota yoki bolalar komediyasi Yaxshi burger ). Shuningdek, u har doim Konan tomoshabinlariga "Ertalab soat to'rtlarda yonadi ... shuning uchun tekshirib ko'ring!" Degan satr bilan murojaat qilib, o'z shousini targ'ib qiladi.
  • Krunk - Ko'rgazmaning dastlabki ikki mavsumida, 1994 yil boshidan boshlab, O'Brayen mehmonlarni shou mualliflari tomonidan ixtiro qilingan "tsenzuralar nima qilishni bilmaydilar" degan ko'p ishlatilgan xayoliy ekspletiv krunk so'zini kiritishga undagan. hali ", ularning suhbatlarida.
  • Mik Fergusson, o'q bilan isbotlangan oyoqlari bilan juda faxrlanayotgan yigit - uzoq yillik xodim yozuvchi Brayan Makkenn, istehzo bilanVodvil raqsga tushadi, qo'shiq aytadi "Oh, men o'q o'tkazmaydigan oyoqlarim bor edi, o'qlarga qarshi oyoqlarim bor edi, oh, menga zarar etkaza olmaydi, chunki mening o'qlarga qarshi oyoqlarim bor! Oh, ular menga katta mablag 'sarfladilar, ammo yo'q ...."Doimo soyali figurali qurolni tortib olib, ko'kragiga o'q otadi, aftidan u o'q o'tkazmaydi. Ikkinchi mujassamida xuddi o'sha odam ekranda turibdi va Mik Konanni undan otib tashlaganligi uchun qutulishni iltimos qiladi Konan qo'riqchi yigit chiqib, qurol yo'qligini ko'rsatib, raqamni tekshirib ko'rdi, bo'shatilgan Mik o'z qo'shig'ini va raqsini yana boshlaydi, faqat xavfsizlik xodimi qurolini chiqarib, uning ko'kragiga o'q uzadi. Yana bir hodisa - Mickni qo'riqchi va qidiruv iti himoya qilmoqda. Konan Mikning qo'riqchidan qo'rqishini unga kafolat berib tinchitgandan so'ng, qidiruv iti qurolni tortib oladi va Mikning ko'kragiga o'q uzadi. Keyin kamera Konanga o'tadi, u kameraga qaraydi. "va" deydiBuning tubiga tushamiz."
  • Siz ko'proq bilasiz - Bular mashhur NBC jamoat xizmatlari e'lonlarining soxtalari. Ular avvalgi yillarda tez-tez ishlatilgan, ayniqsa Endi Rixter Konanga yordamchi bo'lganida. Ushbu eskizlar beg'ubor ko'rinishda boshlanishi mumkin edi, lekin tezda qorong'u mavzularni o'z ichiga olgan parodiya bilan tezda shug'ullanadi. Masalan, ana shunday eskizlardan birida Maks Vaynberg shunday buyruq beradi: "Ba'zida prezervativlar sinadi; u bilan muomala qiling, sog'indim!"
  • Segue Sem - Konan keyingi mehmonni oldindan ko'rish uchun to'g'ri so'zlar uchun kurash olib borganida, u Segue Sam xizmatini chaqirdi, u tasvirlangan Jon Gleyzer. Beg'ubor kiyingan va tanazzulga uchragan Semni divanga yonboshlab o'tirganida, butler tomonidan studiyaga tortib olindi. Sem har doimgiday navbatdagi mehmonni xushchaqchaq va silliq seg bilan ta'minlay oldi.
  • Yulduzlar tanlovi - Endi Rixter hali O'Brayenga yordamchi bo'lib xizmat qilgan paytda taniqli skit. O'yin namoyishiga hurmat Meni kuldir, Rixter (O'Brayendan farqli o'laroq) O'Brayenning orqasida bo'lib o'tadigan, odatda haqoratli va jirkanch bo'lib ketadigan, faqat jismoniy-komediya skitsiyalariga duch kelishi mumkin edi, bu esa oxir-oqibat Rixterni uzoqlashishga majbur qiladi. So'nggi epizodda Rixter ikkinchi darajali rol o'ynadi, namoyish O'Brayenni skitslarga bo'ysundirdi; bu Rixter hech qachon yulduzlar tanlovida g'olib chiqmagan. Ikkalasi bitta musobaqadan so'ng bog'lanishdi, unda chalg'itadigan narsa sifatida Albert Eynshteyn uning nazariyasiga "to'rtburchaklar" qo'shish uchun bikini kiygan katta ko'krak ayol ilhomlangan maxsus nisbiylik, va Andy va Konan ularga qo'shilib, bayramona raqsga tushishdi.
  • Tomorri tuyaqush - Birinchi va ikkinchi mehmonlar orasidagi tanaffusda Tomorri tuyakush ertaga oqshom mehmonlari ro'yxati bilan ko'k kartani etkazib berish uchun chiqib ketardi. Tomorri kartani o'z ichiga olgan tuxum qo'yardi. Tomorri uzun, qattiq bo'yinli katta tuyaqush edi, Tomorri o'tayotganda tomoshabinlar uni tez-tez tortib olishardi.
  • Hech kim ko'rmayapti - Bu 2000-yillarning dastlabki yillari yozida bir-ikki hafta davomida ishlangan bir qator eskizlar. NBC hali ham huquqlarga ega edi NBA finallari Dastlabki soatlarda efirga uzatiladigan va keyinchalik o'yinlarning qancha davom etishiga qarab kechki dasturni orqaga qaytaradigan. Ba'zi hollarda, Kechki payt odatdagi vaqtdan bir soat o'tgach efirga uzatiladi. Bunday hollarda, Konan tinglovchilarga hozirgi kunda soat 2 da bo'lganligini tushuntirar edi. yoki undan keyin, uning namoyishi jonli efirda va kunning boshida yozilmagan, shuning uchun "hech kim ko'rmayapti" degan hazilga rioya qilgan holda. Uy egasi bu bahona bilan homiylar yoki mahalliy korxonalar deb hisoblangan firibgar mahsulotlarning kam byudjetli reklamalarini namoyish qilish uchun foydalanadi. Endi davom etmadi.
  • Tunning Konani - 2000-yillarning boshlarida ushbu eskizlar Konan soxta mo'ylovni qo'yish bilan, Ispaniyaning yoqimtoy aksentidan foydalangan holda va qotillik tekshirilgan yoki sabab bo'lgan filmdagi nuara uslubidagi eskizni ijro etish bilan boshlangan. Ana shunday eskizlardan biri mo'ylovli Konan Maksning ko'kragiga pichoqni "uloqtirishi" bilan yakunlandi.

Monologni qisqartirish

  • Maks Vaynbergga noqulay tashlaydi - Konan odatda monologini "Biz bugun tunda yaxshi namoyish qildik, shunday emasmi Maks?" Maks bunga qasddan javob beradi beparvo ohang, "Ha", keyin odatda yelka qisadi. Ana shunday noqulay otishlardan biri Maksning mamnuniyat bilan "Mmm-hmmmm" deb aytishi bilan boshlanib, Konanni xiralashishga undadi, "men:" Guruch qanday? "Deb so'ramadim. Ben amaki ?'!"
  • "Donald Trampning taassuroti" - Konanning Donald Tramp haqidagi taassurotida uni tortishish bor uning sochlari, Trampning yonlaridan foydalanib, yonoqlarini so'rib oldi tutmoq iborasi, "Siz ishdan bo'shatilgansiz!" va Trumpning piton qo'lini harakatini bajarish Maks Vaynberg 7 kirish so'zini o'ynaydi O'Jeylar ' "Pulni sevish uchun ", bu Trumpning NBC shousining asosiy qo'shig'i sifatida ishlatiladi Shogird. Ushbu bit odatda Trump tilga olingan har qanday vaqtda, xoh monologda bo'lsin, xoh intervyularda yoki komediya eskizlarida bajariladi. Konan Donald Trampning o'zi bilan studiyada bir necha marotaba ishtirok etgan.
  • Ko'z yoshini eyish - Konan ba'zida uni to'kib yuboradigan, keyin esa ko'z yoshi bo'lgan narsani aytadi. Barmoqni ko'zidan yonoqdan og'ziga tushirib, bu pantomimed.
  • "Men o'lganimda do'zaxga boraman" - uyg'otish xushxabar uslubida 2004 yil 12 noyabrda boshlangan qo'shiq, o'z nomidan boshqa so'zlarga ega emas va har doim ritmik qarsak chalishi bilan birga keladi. Tomoshabinlar odatda chapak chalishni boshlaydilar, natijada Konan: "Bu bilan qarsak chalmang, bu dahshatli!" Ba'zan, Konan kuyni yangi sarlavha / lirikasi bilan qayta ishladi, xususan "Men baxtsiz bolalikni boshdan kechirdim va siz to'lashingiz kerak". Tomoshabinlar uning hazillaridan birini yoqimsiz deb topgandan so'ng, buni Konan tez-tez aytadi, ko'p marotaba murojaat qilganida Yulduzli Jons. Boshqa bir ohangda kuylangan yana bir variatsiya - "Bugun kechqurun ketganimda o'limga kaltaklanaman".
  • Shark hujumi - Konan ekranni tark etib, etarlicha egilib, faqat qizil rangga ega bo'lishi uchun kameradan o'tib ketdi pompadur ko'rinadigan.
  • Larri King uchun xalqaro ramz - Konan suspenziyalarni tanasidan tortib olganday o'zini ko'rsatib, so'ng bosh barmoqlari va barmoqlari bilan ko'zoynaklar yasaydi. Keyin u Larri King uchun Xalqaro ramz ekanligini tushuntirib, uni bo'g'ish uchun ekvivalenti bilan taqqosladi.
  • "Sovuq tuting, bolalarim!" - Ko'pincha uning monologidan oldin, gulduros qarsaklarga javob sifatida, Konan hayajonlangan tomoshabinlarni tinchlantirish uchun ushbu iborani aytadi. "Sovuq tuting, bolalarim!" tez-tez "Ip raqsi" (quyidagi yozuvga qarang) bilan davom etadi.
  • "Kech tushgan mushuk" - Konan kadrdan sakrab chiqib, g'oyib bo'ldi (xuddi shunday ovoz chiqarib) Turli xil pantomiming pastda) bir necha soniya davomida kameraga juda yaqin joyda, fokusdan tashqarida paydo bo'lishidan va mushukcha tarzda hushtak chalishdan oldin ("tirnoqlari" kengaytirilgan holda). Bu odatda studiya auditoriyasi monologda aytilgan hazilni yoqtirmasa sodir bo'ladi.
  • Qoshlarni tekislash - Konan tezda bir qo'lning ko'rsatkich va pinkie barmoqlarini uchlarini yalab, qoshlarini silliqlash uchun ularni bir vaqtning o'zida ishlatadi.
  • Men ham sizni yaxshi ko'raman, janob - Agar tomoshabin ishtirokchisi Konanga biron bir narsani qichqirsa (ko'pincha hayratga soladigan bo'lsa), u "Men ham seni yaxshi ko'raman, janob" yoki "Otamning kelgani yoqimli" kabi hazillashadi.
  • LaBamba bilan masxara qilish - Konan ba'zida guruh a'zosi tomon qarab qo'yadi Richi "LaBamba" Rozenberg mavjud bo'lganda gomoseksual yoki monologda yoqimsiz ma'lumotnoma. LaBamba, odatda, Konanga hayratda qolgan, hafsalasi pir bo'lgan yoki "mo''tadil" yuz bilan tikilib, va / yoki boshini chayqab javob qaytaradi. Konan odatda LaBamba faqat mashg'ulotda qatnashsa, ma'lumotnomadan hayratlanmasligini tushuntirishga kirishadi.
  • Turli xil pantomiming - Konan hayajonli ovoz chiqarayotganda, ramkaga va tashqariga o'rdak kiradi.
  • "Mahsulotlarni masxara qilish" - Konan ma'lum bir mahsulot yoki brendni masxara qiladi. Keyin u ishlab chiqaruvchidan ushbu brend homiy ekanligini so'raydi. Konan noqulay kulishni qoldirmasdan oldin prodyuser "ha" deb javob beradi.
  • "Nerd taassurotlari" - Konan monologida nerdlar eslanganda (masalan, "Yulduzlar jangi /Yulduzli trek /Uzuklar Rabbisi /Matritsa nerds "), u ba'zan o'z ovozini Konanni bu hazil uchun tanqid qiladigan" nerd "ga o'xshatib o'zgartiradi. Bunga odatda" ko'zoynagi "ni burun ko'prigiga itarish, barmog'ini silkitib, tishlarini silkitib, ko'rinmas chirog'ni silkitishni, ilm-fanga oid tirnoqlardan foydalangan holda yoki "Qanday qilib jur'at etyapsiz" yoki "Men sizni tushunaman, Konan O'Brayen!" kabi so'zlarni aytish va ko'rinmaydigan kalkulyator tugmachalarini bosish. Bugun kechqurun, u a burilishlarini qo'shdi Rubik kubigi. Ning chiqarilishi bilan bir vaqtda Garri Potter va yarim qonli shahzoda teatrlarda Konan boshiga ko'rinmas sehrgarning shlyapasini qo'ydi va peshonasiga chaqmoq chaqdi (go'yo Garri Potter ), so'ngra ko'rinmas tayoqchani silkitib, o'zining ashaddiy ovozida: "Men senga zarba beraman!"
  • "String raqsi" - Konan mimlar kestirib, iplarni bog'lab, ularni tortib oladi va u "biriktirilgan" kestirib tashlab, bitta ipni "kesib" olguncha kestirib oldinga silkitadi. String raqsi odatdagidan oldin ijro etiladi monolog tomoshabinlarning olqishlari paytida yoki paytida monolog, lekin Konan ham raqsni mehmonlarning iltimosiga binoan ijro etdi. Jim Kerri 2005 yil dekabrida tashqi ko'rinishida torli raqsning o'z versiyasini ijro etishni tanladi. Jastin Timberleyk, Muz-T, MC Hammer, Qoya, Pola Abdul, Usher, Mett Blyum, Jon Tesh va Kristina Applegeyt raqsni ham ijro etishdi. Xyuston Texanslari keng qabul qilgich Devid Anderson 2008 yilgi mavsumda uni shov-shuvli bayram sifatida o'tkazdi. 2009 yil 12 fevral epilogida Komediya Markaziy "s Kolbert hisoboti, mezbon Stiven Kolbert Konanning Nyu-Yorkdan Los-Anjelesga ketishi uchun qasos sifatida Konanning torlarini "o'g'irlagan". Iplar uchun "to'lov" sifatida, Kolbert Konanning Nyu-Yorkka qaytishini talab qildi. 2009 yil 18 fevralda Konanning ochilish monologi Kolbertning torli raqsni o'g'irlashiga nisbatan nafratini bildirdi va uni raqs huquqlariga ochiqchasiga da'vo qildi. Keyin Kolbert tomoshabinlarni hayratda qoldirib sahna ortidan paydo bo'ldi. Tomoshabinlar ekstatik xursandchilik va Kolbertni masxara qilish bilan aralashdilar va raqsga tushishni rag'batlantirdilar. Kolbert Konan atrofida ipni "bog'lab" "g'alaba qozondi".
  • Tomoshabinlarning g'ayrioddiy reaktsiyalari - Konan har doim monolog hazillariga tinglovchilarining noodatiy munosabatlari bilan qiziqadi va ularni masxara qiladi. Eng keng tarqalgan reaktsiya - dahshatli / g'azablangan "shov-shuv", Konan uning sevimli reaktsiyasi deb tan olgan "muloyim kulgi va qarsaklar" ga aylanib. Tomoshabinlarning yana bir reaktsiyasi - bu kulgining kechikkanligi sababli kechikkanligi, ba'zida Konanning "Kechiktirilgan reaktsiya har doim meni siqib chiqaradi" qo'shig'ini, "Men o'lganimda do'zaxga boraman".
  • Anna Nikol Smitning taassurotlari - Konan uning bema'ni g'o'ldiralariga, giyohvandlik tufayli yurgan yurishlariga va shov-shuvlariga taqlid qiladi. U kameraning oldida u yoqdan-bu yoqqa yurib, g'o'ldiraydi va nihoyat "Mushukning xirillashi" bilan sakrab chiqadi, kechki mushukning siqilishida ham ko'rindi. Uning o'limidan beri ko'rilmagan.
  • Geraldo Rivera taassurotlari - Yangiliklar yoki Geraldo Rivera haqidagi yangiliklar haqida biron bir ma'lumot bo'lsa, Konan ko'pincha mo'ylovni ko'rsatib, ko'rsatkich barmog'ini yuqori labiga qo'yadi.
  • Tom Sellek taassurotlari - Geraldo Riveradagi taassurotga o'xshaydi, Konan bundan mustasno, qalin lablari bo'ylab ikki barmog'ini yuqori labiga qo'yadi.
  • Arnold Shvartsenegger taassurotlari - Aktyor haqida gap ketganda, Konan tez-tez Arnold Shvartsenegger aksanini qo'yadi, yolg'on-german tilida gapiradi, ulkan kolbasa yeyayotganga o'xshaydi (Konan o'zining "Arnoldni kolbasa yeyayotganini yaxshi ko'radi" mushaklarini silkitib, tinglovchilarga "o'lim nigohi" berayotganda tugatish ").
  • Jorj V.Bush taassurotlari - Yangiliklar yoki Prezident Jorj V.Bushga tegishli har qanday ma'lumot mavjud bo'lganda, Konan tez-tez biron narsaga chalg'itgandek kameradan chetga qarab, keyin yuziga chalkash nigoh bilan kameraga tik qarab "Huh?" "
  • Kongress / parlament qarsaklari - Agar uning hazillaridan biri iliq qarsak chalsa, Konan buni Kongress a'zolari yoki Parlamentning chapak chalayotganiga o'xshatadi. Shuningdek, u "Ha, juda yaxshi, O'Brayen" yoki shunga o'xshash narsalarni biroz aristokratik ohangda aytadi.
  • AQSh Chant - Odatda, u aniq yomon hazilni yaxshi bilan sotib olganida, ba'zan Konan "AQSh! AQSh!" Tomoshabinlar qo'shilishlari bilan Konan darhol to'xtaydi va ularga tikilib qoladi.
  • Ritorikani sozlash bo'yicha savollar - Konan tez-tez monolog hazilini tinglovchilar ma'lum bir voqea to'g'risida eshitgan-eshitmaganligi to'g'risida ritorik savol berib tanishtiradi; keyin u ularga javob berish uchun vaqt bermaydi va ularni xabardor emasligi uchun tanqid qiladi.
  • Ishlab chiqaruvchida taassurot - Ko'pincha, Konan ayniqsa g'alati yoki ahmoqona bir narsa aytganda, u prodyuser unga qarab turibdi, keyin esa jiddiy ohang va ifoda bilan prodyuserga taqlid qiladi, ko'pincha qo'llarini kesib tashlaydi, so'ngra uning taassurotining o'xshashligiga kuladi. Jeki Meyson.

Turli xil

  • Growl - Konan ko'pincha a beradi Bob umid - yoki Roy Orbison - jozibali ayollarga xirillashga o'xshaydi, ba'zida u "tirnoq" harakatiga taqlid qilishda vovullash yoki miyovlash va xirillashlar bilan birga keladi.
  • Mikrofon - Konan ba'zida tez kulish uchun stolidagi mikrofonni urib yuboradi. Vaqti-vaqti bilan u uni ag'darib tashlaydi, so'ngra "kerak bo'lsa, bu studiyani tozalab tashlayman", "... yalpiz ko'pik bilan to'ldiring" kabi hazil bilan tahdid qiladi. Shuningdek, u ba'zida mikrofon shokolad yoki marzipandan tayyorlanganligini ta'kidlaydi. Bundan tashqari, u ish stolidagi mikrofonni yuziga qo'yib, ko'zlarini katta-katta tikib, unga qattiq nafas olishi ma'lum bo'lgan. Ba'zan u "prodyuser uni yomon ko'rgani uchun" klip-mikrofonini olib, burniga yopishtiradi.
  • Conan / Max qarama-qarshi turar joy - ga o'xshash Kichik suhbat lahzasi, ammo hech qanday dialogisiz, Konan va Maks kameralar Konan va Maksni almashtirishlari bilan uzoq vaqt bir-birlariga tikilib qarashadi. Oxir-oqibat, Konan sudralib ketganday tuyuladi va boshqa tomonga qaraydi. Keyin u kimdir "bu kimyoga shisha" solishning usulini kashf qilishi kerakligini aytadi.
  • Konan xarajatlarini kamaytirish - Tim Xarrodning qimmatbaho "Grub odam" kostyumida ishtirok etgan eskizidan so'ng, namoyish xarajatlarni amortizatsiya qilish uchun kostyumni qayta ishlatishni boshladi. Bu "taslim bo'lish" kabi paydo bo'ldi kruvasan "," g'olib kanoli ", a"liposaksiya qilingan Jabba Xatt ", a" pissed kreplach ", va" plyaj toshi. "Kostyum ishtirokidagi har qanday eskizning oxirida Konan kostyumning necha xil uslubda ishlatilganligini va" har bir kostyum uchun ", ya'ni asl kostyumning narxini raqamga bo'lishini eslatib o'tadi. Keyin u tomoshabinlarni kostyumdan foydalanish uchun o'zlarining takliflarini pochta orqali jo'natishga taklif qiladi va buning evaziga "Men Conan xarajatlarni qisqartiruvchiman" tugmachasini oladi.
  • Tomoshabinlar Grub-Man kostyumidan foydalanish bo'yicha o'zlarining takliflarini yuborishlari uchun manzil:
Grub-Man kostyum g'oyalari c / o Kechasi kech
30 Rokfeller Plazmasi
Nyu-York, NY 10112
  • Ko'rgazmada bitta eskiz uchun qimmat kitlar kostyumini sotib olgandan so'ng, kitlar bilan bog'liq bitlarga butun "Kitlar haftaligi" ni bag'ishlaganida, go'yo ularning pullarini kostyumdan olish uchun ishlatilgan. Ko'rib chiqilayotgan kitlar kostyumi shundan beri chastotasi kamayib borishda ishlatilgan.
  • Mayk Koman - Shou mualliflaridan biri Koman tez-tez eskiz xarakterini ijro etadi. Qachonki u shunday qilsa, Konan unga "M.I.T. Nerd" yoki "Donald Trampning ukasi" bo'lganida bo'lgani kabi, qandaydir tarzda uni igna bilan tikishi kafolatlanadi.
  • Yovuz kuchukcha - Bu bit kuchukchani o'z ichiga oladi, ko'pincha a oltin retriever, qora libosli Druidlar yonboshidagi bosh suyagi taxtida o'tirganlarning hammasi qizil chiroq ostida, O Fortuna orqa fonda o'ynaydi. Ko'pincha, kamerada kuchukchaning stulda aylanib yurishining yaqindan tasvirlari aks etar ekan, Konan kuchukcha "dunyoni zabt etamiz" yoki "jigaringizni sizning ichingizdan so'rib olaman" deb ogohlantirgani kabi, tomoshabinlar uning yoqimtoyligidan "hayron bo'lishadi". ko'z teshiklari. " Odatda 13-juma kuni paydo bo'ladi. Ba'zan, Yovuz kuchukcha kuchlari g'ayritabiiy vositalar orqali og'riq va xo'rlik keltiradigan tarzda tasvirlangan.
  • Jeff gaplashmaydi - Konan shou prodyuseri Jefni xursand qiladi, u faqat kamerada boshini chayqaganini va Konanning uni harakatlantirishini ishora qilganini ko'rgan.
  • Nosoz G.E. Uydagi ovozli katalog tizimi - Konan kompaniyaning ovoz bilan ishlaydigan katalogining ovozni aniqlash tizimini ochib beradi General Electric, "ishlamaydi." Bu erda Konan o'zi yo'naltirmoqchi bo'lgan odamning ismini so'raydi. Biroq, tizim uzoq muddatli pauzadan so'ng faqat o'xshash tovushlarni yoki umuman boshqa nomlarni keltirib chiqaradi. Shuningdek, u quvnoq natijalar uchun qo'shiq oyatlari va tasodifiy jumlalardan foydalanadi.
  • Yumshoq tomoni Grand Theft Auto IV - Ko'p kutilgan video o'yin chiqarilgandan beri Grand Theft Auto IV, Konan o'yinda hech qanday zo'ravonlik va shahvoniy harakatlar namoyish etilmaydigan o'yindagi kadrlarni taqdim etdi. Odatda, o'yinchi tomonidan boshqariladigan bosh qahramon Niko Bellic o'zi va jamiyat haqidagi tasodifiy narsalarni do'stona, kulgili tarzda e'lon qiladi, aksincha o'yinning o'ta grafika tabiatidan.
  • Zanjabil, YO'Q! - Kutilmaganda Konan "Zanjabil, YO'Q!" Deb aytganda, xodim bilan soxta intervyu o'rnatiladi. Keyin kamera qurolni ko'tarib, suhbatdoshni o'qqa tutgan nemis cho'poniga murojaat qiladi.
  • Kechki kolbasa partiyasi - Mehmonlarning hammasi erkaklar bo'lgan tunda Konan yangi "Ayollar" filmidan va filmda qanday qilib erkaklar yo'qligidan, hatto qo'shimcha narsalardan ham shikoyat qiladi! U buni barcha erkak mehmonlarni jalb qilish bilan va shag'al ovozli diktor "kolbasa ziyofatini" mehmonlarni e'lon qilishdan va ularga nisbatan noo'rin va nojoiz so'zlarni aytishdan boshlaydi. kolbasa.
  • Dubble Letter Week - Mehmonlar o'zlarining ismlarida ikkita harflar bo'lgan butun bir hafta epizodlarni rejalashtirdilar. (ya'ni Ted Koppel, Larri King ). (Bir marta Maks hafsalasi pir bo'lganida, uning nomida ikkita harf borligini xohlaganini aytdi, unga Konan "Oh, lekin sen shundaysan, Maks" deb javob berdi. Keyin Maksga duchor bo'lishdi. Eshak shtampi, "ASS" dagi ikkita harf bilan ajratilgan.)
  • Ushbu shou efirga uzatilmaydi - Konan o'ta g'azablangan yoki chiziq ustida biron bir ish qiladi, lekin "Bu shou hech qachon efirga chiqmaydi" deb tomoshabinlarni tinchlantiradi.
  • Tahrirlash uchun ushlab turing - Qachonlardir hazil bomba qo'yganda, Konan ba'zida bir necha soniya to'xtab, "Tahrirlash uchun ushlab turing" deb aytadi. Keyin u monologni yoki eskizni davom ettiradi, go'yo yomon hazilni o'z ichiga olgan qism efirga uzatilishidan oldin olib tashlanadi.
  • Konaniki ikkinchi avlod Ford Taurus - Bir necha marotaba Konan o'zining yashil mashinasi, 1992 yil bilan faxrlanishini bildirgan edi Ford Taurus SHO. U faol ravishda uni sotishga intildi va uni baholashga erishdi Sotheby's va Christie's auksion uylari juda iflos va mexanik muammolarga qaramay. Oxiri mashina aktyorga "sotildi" Bred Pitt final shoularidan biri paytida, ammo uning debyutidagi eskiz Tonight Show revealed that he still owned the car.
  • The Show Is Cheap/NBC Has No Money - Conan frequently made jokes commenting about the show being cheap, especially during sketches where bad special effects or shoddy-looking costumes/graphics were obvious. Often he would also make references to how NBC did not want to pay for anything.
  • "That was stupid." - Much like the "This show is cheap" comments, whenever there was an especially bizarre sketch or a bad joke, Conan usually commented about how dumb or stupid it was before moving on.
  • "Gotta go, move it along." - If a joke/sketch ran especially long or if Conan was wasting too much time he would often mock his producer by saying "Gotta go, move it along!" in a deep voice.

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